That nobody can come in, right!
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Ok...
I like Paul Junior.
I didn't really say this right 
*tiptoes through*
Gerrout! gerrout! gerrout!
ya thunk
We'll get our protractor's out,
Didn't say that either
I was thinking of some new furniture....nice line of ducking stools I have my eye on for unexpected visitors 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
We'll get our protractor's out,
Didn't say that either
Maaaam! he's getting his protractor out!
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I was thinking of some new furniture....nice line of ducking stools I have my eye on for unexpected visitors
Yeah, me the same.............my fred! 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
We'll get our protractor's out,
Didn't say that either
Maaaam! he's getting his protractor out!
not his tool
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
We'll get our protractor's out,
Didn't say that either
Maaaam! he's getting his protractor out!
not his tool
I know. Has he been to screwdrivers r us?
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I was thinking of some new furniture....nice line of ducking stools I have my eye on for unexpected visitors
Yeah, me the same.............my fred!
I knew it was a mistake
Originally Posted by Sprout:
not his tool
I know. Has he been to screwdrivers r us?
He'll be stumped after he's had a few, the protractor while become a projectile
I hope you're all leaving as quick as you came. My fred that no one's allowed in remember
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I was thinking of some new furniture....nice line of ducking stools I have my eye on for unexpected visitors
Yeah, me the same.............my fred!
Maybe!
Depends what you wanna say...........and in any case, go say it somewhere else!
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I knew it was a mistake
No, I'm the sensible one. They all wanna come in my fred 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
not his tool
I know. Has he been to screwdrivers r us?
He'll be stumped after he's had a few, the protractor while become a projectile
I'll hit im wiv me set square
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
not his tool
I know. Has he been to screwdrivers r us?
He'll be stumped after he's had a few, the protractor while become a projectile
I'll hit im wiv me set square
Bulleh's!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by erinp:
Maybe, if I let you
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
He'll be stumped after he's had a few, the protractor while become a projectile
I'll hit im wiv me set square
Bulleh's!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back on topic
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
We'll get our protractor's out,
Didn't say that either
Q. What's a protractor?
A. Something that pulls a protrailer.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
not his tool
I know. Has he been to screwdrivers r us?
He'll be stumped after he's had a few, the protractor while become a projectile
I'll hit im wiv me set square
Bulleh's!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As if. I'm an angel 
My teacher told me so
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
We'll get our protractor's out,
Didn't say that either
Q. What's a protractor?
A. Something that pulls a protrailer.
As funny as that is get outta me fred
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Maybe!
Depends what you wanna say...........and in any case, go say it somewhere else!
see here Primula, this here is a forum and cos you've nowt to say in your nowty thread...I can disrupt it as much as I like
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Q. What's a protractor?
A. Something that pulls a protrailer.
that was so bad...but, I couldn't stop the chuckle from rising
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Maybe!
Depends what you wanna say...........and in any case, go say it somewhere else!
see here Primula, this here is a forum and cos you've nowt to say in your nowty thread...I can disrupt it as much as I like
Not content with causing disruption through the day, she has to do it at night too
I might wanna disrupt my own fred
I'm good at causing disruption and takin freds off topic
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Not content with causing disruption through the day, she has to do it at night too
I might wanna disrupt my own fred
I'm good at causing disruption and takin freds off topic
I've not phoned you at your work yet,,,,that could be my next project
Is this the SIT fred for tonight?
If so Hello everybody 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Not content with causing disruption through the day, she has to do it at night too
I might wanna disrupt my own fred
I'm good at causing disruption and takin freds off topic
I've not phoned you at your work yet,,,,that could be my next project
Kid on your from Head Office.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Not content with causing disruption through the day, she has to do it at night too
I might wanna disrupt my own fred
I'm good at causing disruption and takin freds off topic
I've not phoned you at your work yet,,,,that could be my next project
I don't always answer the phone
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I've not phoned you at your work yet,,,,that could be my next project
Kid on your from Head Office.
I've thought of something Velvet...I must bide my time now or she'll be biting heads off every caller 
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Is this the SIT fred for tonight?
If so Hello everybody
No, it's my fred.
Evening Muffles
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I've not phoned you at your work yet,,,,that could be my next project
I don't always answer the phone
I'll ask for that nice Primula ****** that was so helpful last time