Is it a boy dog?

Show it a couple of bricks.

No she's a bitch

Scare her.

No that didn't work

What did you do?

put a loud lion noise on randomly

I just looked it up and found this:  Raise her upright on two legs and stretch her diaphragm.

Thanks for your suggestion I've tried the best I can, don't think I got her up enough, she's heavy for me to lift. I'll try again

I've lifted her up more but she is still hiccuping

Maybe a bit of water would help.

I tried that first but she's not interested, wouldn't touch it

Shout Catssss

 she doesn't understand the word cats in that way, sadly. 
I've offered her a bit of food she's eaten that, but still hiccup

Clap your hands loudly when your Dogs not looking.

Clap your hands loudly when your dogs not looking

That's a hard one, she was laid down looking straight at me, when I moved she's following me.

Clap them anyway.

I'm clapping like ell, me hands are sore  slower hiccup

Well shout his name loudly then.

Surely they have now stopped.

I've been walking her round the garden, don't know why it's blowing a gale, she's still hiccuping, but def. less

Well that's something.Clapping my hands always stops my boys.It gives him a shock and they stop,
I'm off to watch the film now.So I'll say goodnight.LowonIQ.

goodnight Bojangles and thanks
I'm going to try some milk with a drop of brandy in it

She has drunk the milk and tot of  brandy, I warmed it and put some honey in as well

Give her your wine, stop hogging the bottle you lush

Im sorry for being flippant I hope she is alright, our Jack Russell used to respond to cats in different ways, it all depends on tone of voice I suppose. I hope she settles alright

Hi DAA, she doesn't like booze really, but she's had that, I've taken her in the pen, yes back out in the gales, she had a wee, and I'm hoping she's going to sleep. I don't like to tempt providence but I haven't heard a hic for a while

No probs Elkie don't worry I knew you were just joking and it looks like she's gonna be fine. she's just curled up now and not a peep. so i can relax now.

The winds are enough to scare anyone Low, it's blowing a fair lick innit? My mothers just landed in and got the bloody key stuck in the lock and I've had to get the screw driver out!!! Twice in two days, I was nearly blew down the hall  Much more of this and she'll be having her meals in Riverside  
I'm sure the dog will settle down now, well I hope so low.

Goodnight DAA

nite Low Sleep well!

Nite Nite.I am in sw Scotland winds of 70 mph and pouring rain Icannot sleep but have to be up for work at 7.30. good job the clocks are going back tonight..at least an extra hour

yawn in its face ............ telling ye  best thing you can do