my dog smells

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pirate1111

well he does he's got bad breathe
riffed and bitten his fur off-got a bald arse
the vet said theres nothing wrong with my doggy
just riffy or summat
i love him
he cant sing like karen carpenter
he dont dance like kylie
not as good looking as debbie harry
dont read the daily mail/guardian
but he's a very nice dog
and he reviews all the films i dont watch
and drinks my left over wine
and he cuddles me

i love him
thats all really

oh yeah..im pissed

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pirate1111Member

my little girl dog has gone to bed-sensible
i shall now cuddle up to smelly dog on the settee
after ive sprayed him with hugo boss - blue

goodnight
have a great night

x

im hungry

1/27/116:52 PM

brisketMember Memoriam

Reference: pirate1111

he's a very nice dog
and he cuddles me
i love him

That's lovely pirate. Really nice.
Goodnight and sleep well.

1/27/116:56 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

my dog stinks too... noxious bum gas. Its like chemical warfare sometimes.

But I love him.

Love transcends all things wiffy

1/27/1111:53 PM

ClumsycatMember

my dog stinks as well... but i luuuuurve her

1/28/119:49 AM

Former Member

Thank your lucky stars he can't type.

1/28/1110:41 AM

Former Member

No wonder he's scratching if you're spraying him with after shave!

1/28/1110:44 AM

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