This is Davina, please do not swear.  I can now reveal the 5th person to be evicted from the last ever Big Brother is . . . (annoying pause while I pick a bushel of grapes, crush them, add a bit of yeast, let them ferment for awhile and bottle a few bottles of wine) IFE.  Ife, say your goodbyes.

Davina:  Join me after the break and we will hear about Ife's time in the house.

Davina:  Ife, why do you think you were evicted?

Ife: Welllllll, it'slikethis.Igotalongwitheveryoneand triedtogivemyexpertiseineverythingtoeveryoneandboydothatlotneedit. *deep breath* Ihaveneverseensomanylazypeoplethatdon'tpickupafterthemselvesanddon'tcleanandaresolazy.

Davina:  Take a breath, Ife.  Who do you think nomiated you and why?

Ife:  Ihavenoideandreallydon'tcare. I'mgladtobeout,Ireallyam. Icannowhaveacigarettewithoutdiggingthroughadampashtray. *deepbreath*Idon'tthinkthatanyofthemhaveeverreadabookandhavenointerestinimprovingthemselves.

Davina:  We are out of time!  Join me on BBBM where once again I will make a fool of myself *gurns*