He has a campish voice, or maybe it's just high pitched

Here's my next purchase....that man of mine is out robbing working as we speak to make it happen!

I'm going back to my roots with my little holiday home in France 

Where;s the pillars and verandah...and the stone lions at the front?

Meh!...you couldn't swing a cat in that one

  I only have the one so far but I'm waiting on the other being lifted bought from the local stone mason 

sure it's grand for tootling round France

Stone penguins!!!!!!

It'll be a pee in the hedge job though

gawjuss aren't they 

not for the first time 

nasty 'orrible git eating hedgehogs    

They do have that Je ne sais quoi

I'm sure...watch them nettles

For the cameras...he'll be in the chippy for his dinner

George is a very bitter and twisted man

All these wee babies are making me broody!!!

Awwww the baby looks like a right little bruiser

It'll wear off

gawjuss isn't he 

Cute....very cute

can't see baby Rudi's parents staying together 

Aye, I heard one screeching in Boots today and it put me right off!  But I do love little babies.

I do too....as long as I can hand them back

what is she wearing to the Christening 

Me neither

bless him, the baby didn't even flinch with the holy water on his ickle head 

Oh I missed that

Sooooooo if the wedding planner did a runner with the money, who's paying for all this?

I've found this episode really boring tonight  

and she shouted in church that her t*t was falling out 

The lead off the church roof

I think to be honest, this show has run its course 

I heard that....but missed the outfit

pmsl 

OMG that dress did NOT fit the bridesmaid boobs at all!

I agree, but I'll watch it until the end

Yep, it's nothing like it used to be.

Just seen the outfit....not the thing for church

I wonder how long its going to take till Danielle gets fed right up with that carry on

at my baby's Christening are  you f..... joking