Oh sweet jeebus did you see the way he grabbed those poor little dogs 

I did.

I miss our caravan site - I think it needs resurrecting for us to take solace in 

and she has the cheek to moan about having no gas and electricity for the poor baby - isn't it her lifestyle that is dragging the poor wee thing around the country???? 

shes 15 FIFTEEEN My daughter is 15 and is upstairs reading Mallory Towers

Ohh ffs they've stole my wedding theme.  Black, Pink and BLING!!

Aye she looks a LOT older than 15

I loved Mallory Towers but I used to get scared when the swam in the sea not the pool by the school 

are you jell??  MUCH!!!

Me too, Pengy.

I think we do

We need more big dresses this episode!!! MORE BIGGER BIGGER

Well jell Pengy

Maybe I could do a vegetable themed wedding???

And she will prob have a baby as soon as shes married.

Yeah! you could have a dress resembling a leek and your bridesmaid could be a big fat gypsy butternut squash??? 

Envisage that veg done in green and red sequins.... beautiful that would be, absolutely beautiful !

Excuse me but I will have more class than that!!!

It deffo needs some bling to finish it off.

Didn't take your one Mary long to move into a static home now did it despite insisting that her and her child would always travel 

Right , how the hell has she just bought a house just BUY house??? Ohh i think im a bit tired of this caravan... ill buy a house!

Wow Ells, that's just beautiful.

Do they honestly think they look good in these outfits?? 

Why is the hen night so far in advance of the wedding?

Hahahahaa Next week a bride crushes a fellow to death with her dress!!!

Thanks for the company - now cross my hand with silver or I'll curse ye all 

Poor lad was going to get suffocated under there.

I'm disappointed in the lack of bug dresses this ep

*gives 50p to Pengy*

there are some 'engagements' that are made when the children are still in nappies and any excuse for shindig 

I knooooow  Imagine how lovely it smells too......

That was fun, I might need to return for next week's episode.

Now don't spend it all in the one shop!

there there *wipes Ells furrowed brow*  they'll be loads in next weeks episode I promise 

*phones Ch4 and demands that there are loads of bug dresses in next weeks episode or else* 

you dont scare me pengy... ive seen your book of 'curses' when robbing inspecting your caravan remember!

I meant BIG.  Obviously

I preferred Bug

Not long now to get your big dresses on and meet me in the caravan for tonights ep

Can I come in me Hen night outfit please?

Of course!!  Love the hat....it adds a touch of class