I'm in Ells

Holy crap....a 10 year old getting a spray tan

 So glad this is back!

So am I

I'm gonna be watching on +1. Will catch up with you later.

OK Soozy.

God these fruity dresses are off the scale!

So are those sports cars

Hahaha @ the pineapple and palm tree dresses

polystyrene cakes, would love to see their faces when they get those home thinking they are real!

but we never see HOW they make their money which they seem to spend by the thousand

I'm a bit behind coz I had to pause it.  

Well the ones near me make theirs by robbing stuff from people and conning the benefits system BUT that's the ones near me....not saying they all make their money that way!

Sweet mother of devine Jesus look at that Palm tree dress!!

Good question and i would like to know this.Those events must cost thousands-bout time they show us just how they fund all this extravaganza.

Isn't it by tarmac-ing (sp) driveways?

It was great, I sat open mouthed through the whole thing!  The girls really do think they look nice though She was dressed as a pineapple and was proud   I think my dream job would be working for the dressmaker who makes these creations. 

"What we making today?"

"A giant cat as a dress"

"oh..right'o, I'll just finish my cuppa"

I'll bet no matter how creative those dressmakers are they never cease to be amazed.

I thought that cat dress would be right up your street TBH  Meeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

I watched it on plus 1 and had heard a few snippets about this 'cat dress' from friends posting on facebook.  I secretly had quite high hopes that id like it    BUT... what was with the big flat solid cat HEAD??? It was hideous, yet she loved it so much!!

Id love to know what the woman that makes them says to her husband at night, in the security of her own four walls about them.

I was just absolutely opened mouthed at the "Gypsy beauty pageant". I think the right girl won, and hopefully it may send a message to other young gypsy girls, to cover up a bit. But, the one who thought she had won it hands down, looked like the biggest hooker in Soho. 

I thought the same - that cats head was far too boxy. It could have been made quite pretty and cute.

That dress maker woman does seem to be very discreet and tactful but I'll bet she often pees herself laughing at some of the monstrosities - it would appear that the more monstrous/hideous the better for some of the girls.

Gypsy. It is a designer Logo

I bet now the pageant has been shown on TV they are all kicking themselves that they didn't enter.  The right girl did win, she was beautiful. I was amazed how the other girls still didn't understand. When they were saying "she was lovely but she hardly had any make-up on", like the more make up the more beautiful she would have been.

I was wondering last night if the Baby Phat peeps would sue for copyright or something.

OMG seriously laughing out loud. Last night i was sitting frowning going "it says baby phat, why would anyone have baby phat on their dress? Maybe thats her nickname? Maybe she wants a baby".   I was so confused by that.

I've just started watching so I will post as I view 

The bit on the advert where the girl says "I'm a pineapple and she's a palm tree" has made me laugh every time I've seen it.

I thought she was going to cut her throat on the top of the cats head crystal bodice bit.

Spanish, so I'm dressing as a pineapple 

"What looks best palm tree or pineapple?  I don't want pineapple to look better than palm tree cos she's the bride"  

Now that's a sentence I could never have imagined hearing  

I loved that palm tree dress I especially liked how she could hardly walk in it.

Did you have a polystyrene wedding cake? 

I really really really wish I could have my 40th again, because it would so have been fancy dress the theme being "My Big Fat Gypsy 40th Birthday"

I doubled over laughing at them when they shuffled into the room in them

Me too!!! they looked like those stilt walkers.

Cinds.. i was saying last night when i finally get my divorce finalised im going to have a big fat gypsy divorce party I have visions of people painted with mahogany wood stain in florescent mini skirts.

oooh Gyps please please say I am invited to that.  

*goes off to start making dress*

OH MY EYES!!!  The pink & yellow bridesmaid dresses. 

Made me think of these:

Course you are... you have to drive down the M6 in full costume too

the big bridesmaids dresses were great!

I'm going to start practising that 'dancing' they do too 

i tried

i put my shoulder out and i need a hip replacement