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Summer Rain - Whitesnake

Maaaaaaaaaaaan, Coverdale's voice Blush


My parents had one of whitesnake staying in their pub the other night, don't know if it was Mr Coverdale or not

Plasmatics-FF Service

Eeker Eeker
I'll find out for you Wink


Ta Smiler.....He lives in Canada now and chased a marauding brown bear out of his house not so long ago Eeker
FM
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Ta Smiler.....He lives in Canada now and chased a marauding brown bear out of his house not so long ago Eeker


Not a big problem round here, but brown sauce.......


*Leans back in her chair and duly pee's herself laughing*

Big Grin
I don't know which way to look, what with you wetting your knickers and Bunny dropping hers Blush

Da Boss-Lucky Town
Ensign Muf
quote:
Originally posted by mufcdiver:
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Originally posted by onetoo:
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Originally posted by mufcdiver:
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Originally posted by onetoo:
Ta Smiler.....He lives in Canada now and chased a marauding brown bear out of his house not so long ago Eeker


Not a big problem round here, but brown sauce.......


*Leans back in her chair and duly pee's herself laughing*

Big Grin
I don't know which way to look, what with you wetting your knickers and Bunny dropping hers Blush

Da Boss-Lucky Town


wavey hello muf

.... and everyone else Big Grin
Starfleet Admiral hoochie
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Big Grin

Don't Touch Me There - The Tubes Eeker

Got a joke to go with that-back in a mo Big Grin

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote."


Thin Lizzy – Dancing in the Moonlight (It's Caught Me in Its Spotlight)
Ensign Muf

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