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Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Hagatha....... this "digital" dodah you keep mentioning sounds intriguing! I'm always on the look out for new, exciting, and quite frankly, ahead of it's time technology .....maybe we could trade information? You give me something that can get me ahead of the game, and I'll let you write about my Duckglider in your next *cough* novel.

By the way, Pickles Mahoney? Based on anyone we know?

 

I had to quote...they did it to me last night

 

Thanks Emily. Us aviation enthusiasts need to stick together. 

Willet Fry
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Sounds intriguing Willet; perhaps I shall write to my good friend Santa and ask him to give you gift vouchers for the apple store. That's the technology shop, not the fruit shop of course

Pickles?! Ah she's a darling, I've grown so very fond of her over the years... she's loosely based on a combination of 3 people in my real life; myself, my mother and my best friend! She's far more scatter brained than I am, and she certainly gets around much more than I ever did that's where having a promiscuous friend comes in handy, her adventures have always inspired me!
That young Izzy there kind of reminds me of her actually...

 

My brain is not scattered, darling. I cannot deny that many men have desired me over the years, none more so than my dearly beloved Xavier, God rest his soul, but I am completely fine in the brain department, I can assure you.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:

Evening old bean :waves:

I'm your biggest fan and I've seen all your films in my private iMax in the palace. I've just been reading your bio on Imdb on my top of the line, very expensive, brand new smart phone [*waves solid gold phone in Izzys direction*] How interesting that you were born into a circus family, did you perform in the family troupe with your parents?

Nice of you ro say so Princey old man.

 

I performed with my parents all the time. We did this one death defying act, where I fired a gun at my mother and she caught the bullet in her teeth. It was a sure fire crowd pleaser - especially as I was only 4 years old!

Oh I love do that trick. Could you perform it now? Do you have a gun on you, I'm sure one of these beautiful ladies would assist you Or even Emily

*Quickly goes to bar*

 

 

Don't forget my Crabbies dear!

James
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:

Evening old bean :waves:

I'm your biggest fan and I've seen all your films in my private iMax in the palace. I've just been reading your bio on Imdb on my top of the line, very expensive, brand new smart phone [*waves solid gold phone in Izzys direction*] How interesting that you were born into a circus family, did you perform in the family troupe with your parents?

Nice of you ro say so Princey old man.

 

I performed with my parents all the time. We did this one death defying act, where I fired a gun at my mother and she caught the bullet in her teeth. It was a sure fire crowd pleaser - especially as I was only 4 years old!

Oh I love do that trick. Could you perform it now? Do you have a gun on you, I'm sure one of these beautiful ladies would assist you Or even Emily

 

It takes years of training to perfect an act like that. And anyway I don't have a gun with me.. but perhaps that's what you were trying to find out Prince Ton eh?

 

 

Maybe you have lost a gun recently, darling? 

 

And I wouldn't recommend Ms Airhead for your trick, she wouldn't see the bullet in time and I am not sure I can stand to be around more death, darling.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
O

 

 

 

what did you do with the gun? or should I read back

*pats self down* to be 'onest I haf no idea where it iz now  *wibbles*

 

how can you forget where you put a potential murder weapon

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

FM
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:

 

My brain is not scattered, darling. I cannot deny that many men have desired me over the years, none more so than my dearly beloved Xavier, God rest his soul, but I am completely fine in the brain department, I can assure you.

 

 

remind me again how ancient old he was Mrs Gonyett?

 

Age is merely a number, darling, his spirit and mind were young and sometimes his body was willing. It's all a matter of appreciating what you have in life, darling and my dearly beloved Xavier gave me so very much *dabs eyes again and wishes they would hurry up and invent waterproof mascara*

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:

Evening old bean :waves:

I'm your biggest fan and I've seen all your films in my private iMax in the palace. I've just been reading your bio on Imdb on my top of the line, very expensive, brand new smart phone [*waves solid gold phone in Izzys direction*] How interesting that you were born into a circus family, did you perform in the family troupe with your parents?

Nice of you ro say so Princey old man.

 

I performed with my parents all the time. We did this one death defying act, where I fired a gun at my mother and she caught the bullet in her teeth. It was a sure fire crowd pleaser - especially as I was only 4 years old!

Oh I love do that trick. Could you perform it now? Do you have a gun on you, I'm sure one of these beautiful ladies would assist you Or even Emily

 

It takes years of training to perfect an act like that. And anyway I don't have a gun with me.. but perhaps that's what you were trying to find out Prince Ton eh?

 

 

Maybe you have lost a gun recently, darling? 

 

And I wouldn't recommend Ms Airhead for your trick, she wouldn't see the bullet in time and I am not sure I can stand to be around more death, darling.

Lost a gun? I hope you don't think that amateurish shooting last night was done by me. I only aim for the head. And I NEVER miss

James
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
O

 

 

 

what did you do with the gun? or should I read back

*pats self down* to be 'onest I haf no idea where it iz now  *wibbles*

 

how can you forget where you put a potential murder weapon

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

Have you come up with any new techniques recently?

Fanny Shaker
Last edited by Fanny Shaker
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
It's alright Emily, I have a couple of spare Brogues in my cabin, I like to colour co-ordinate my tweeds for different occasions

 

I must say, darling, you are awfully good at this co-ordination. I know dentists are very clever and can whiten teeth, I didn't realise they could stain them that rather strange shade of brown as well. 

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:

 

Age is merely a number, darling, his spirit and mind were young and sometimes his body was willing. It's all a matter of appreciating what you have in life, darling and my dearly beloved Xavier gave me so very much *dabs eyes again and wishes they would hurry up and invent waterproof mascara*

 

My dear Mrs Gonyett you appear to be shedding more skin than tears

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
O

 

 

 

what did you do with the gun? or should I read back

*pats self down* to be 'onest I haf no idea where it iz now  *wibbles*

 

how can you forget where you put a potential murder weapon

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

Have you come up with any new techniques recently?

Here she goes

James
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

 

I find that rather hard to believe Herr Doctor, unless some other clues are left out on the poop deck by that dozy detective...I have one goggle on you

but young laydee I would hope so - I am afterall irreseeestable wiz my big bushy beard and gentle lilting tone who could resist me 

FM
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
O

 

 

 

what did you do with the gun? or should I read back

*pats self down* to be 'onest I haf no idea where it iz now  *wibbles*

 

how can you forget where you put a potential murder weapon

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

Have you come up with any new techniques recently?

it looks like I am not ze only one distracted - I told you an hour ago zat I have one or two zings I am working on and hope to make a big discovery zoon 

FM
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

 

I find that rather hard to believe Herr Doctor, unless some other clues are left out on the poop deck by that dozy detective...I have one goggle on you

 

Don't worry, Herr Doktor, once you move more than a foot away from her she won't have a clue what you are up to. Flew round the world? I don't think so darling. She probably spent 11 weeks flying across the English Channel and back.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
O

 

 

 

what did you do with the gun? or should I read back

*pats self down* to be 'onest I haf no idea where it iz now  *wibbles*

 

how can you forget where you put a potential murder weapon

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

Have you come up with any new techniques recently?

it looks like I am not ze only one distracted - I told you an hour ago zat I have one or two zings I am working on and hope to make a big discovery zoon 

Think you missed the hint Doc

James
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

 

I find that rather hard to believe Herr Doctor, unless some other clues are left out on the poop deck by that dozy detective...I have one goggle on you

 

Don't worry, Herr Doktor, once you move more than a foot away from her she won't have a clue what you are up to. Flew round the world? I don't think so darling. She probably spent 11 weeks flying across the English Channel and back.

I have to say this had crodded my mind too.

 

Emily why wont you take those ridiculous goggles off seeing as they impair your vision so much!

Fanny Shaker
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:

 

Age is merely a number, darling, his spirit and mind were young and sometimes his body was willing. It's all a matter of appreciating what you have in life, darling and my dearly beloved Xavier gave me so very much *dabs eyes again and wishes they would hurry up and invent waterproof mascara*

 

My dear Mrs Gonyett you appear to be shedding more skin than tears

 

My dear Ms Airhead, may I suggest you pay a visit to my opticians Messrs Spec and Saver, that is not skin, it is the pearls that have been hand sown on to my gown.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

 

I find that rather hard to believe Herr Doctor, unless some other clues are left out on the poop deck by that dozy detective...I have one goggle on you

 

Don't worry, Herr Doktor, once you move more than a foot away from her she won't have a clue what you are up to. Flew round the world? I don't think so darling. She probably spent 11 weeks flying across the English Channel and back.

 but you are so funny dear laydee - verra troo but funny 

FM
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:

 

Don't worry, Herr Doktor, once you move more than a foot away from her she won't have a clue what you are up to. Flew round the world? I don't think so darling. She probably spent 11 weeks flying across the English Channel and back.

 

I am insulted! The goggles are a must when flying, I am so used to wearing them now I can't seem to be without them or my Pink Peril

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
O

 

 

 

what did you do with the gun? or should I read back

*pats self down* to be 'onest I haf no idea where it iz now  *wibbles*

 

how can you forget where you put a potential murder weapon

wif a brilliant brain like mine zat is always dreaming up new techniques and procedures to help ze patients, I get easily distracted 

Have you come up with any new techniques recently?

it looks like I am not ze only one distracted - I told you an hour ago zat I have one or two zings I am working on and hope to make a big discovery zoon 

Think you missed the hint Doc

you Engleesh wiz your mind in ze gutter 

FM

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