Oh yes, darling, extremely sudden. One minute he was there, the next my dearly beloved Xavier was gone *dabs eyes with another delicate handkerchief*...taken away and never heard from again *more dabbing* such a beautiful voice he had too, I wish I could hear that voice once more.

Another break through? So you've had one or more before?

 

Is that a gun in your pocket there Dr Manoeuvre?

 

 

mine seems a while ago an all

Sounds like she knows you! Why would she call you a stalker?

Miss Dewitt is a half wit, I saw her boarding the ship yesterday, she was trying to flirt with the princes's man servant!

 

My sympathies Mrs Gonyett I find it difficult to understand someone wanting to take a luxury cruise so soon after such a tragic event

At least we have wisdom and experience among our wrinkles. Emily *looks nostalgic*

vud you like to buy a copy of my book for £9.99 to find out? 

 

Shocking isn't it? 

Evening old bean :waves:

I'm your biggest fan and I've seen all your films in my private iMax in the palace. I've just been reading your bio on Imdb on my top of the line, very expensive, brand new smart phone [*waves solid gold phone in Izzys direction*] How interesting that you were born into a circus family, did you perform in the family troupe with your parents?

Hey Prince you have a man servant??? 

 

 

Stalk! I can hardly see a step in front of me...how would I know who I was stalking or tripping up over

 

 

Ebay 99 pence and no bidders

Nice of you ro say so Princey old man.

 

I performed with my parents all the time. We did this one death defying act, where I fired a gun at my mother and she caught the bullet in her teeth. It was a sure fire crowd pleaser - especially as I was only 4 years old!

Hagatha....... this "digital" dodah you keep mentioning sounds intriguing! I'm always on the look out for new, exciting, and quite frankly, ahead of it's time technology .....maybe we could trade information? You give me something that can get me ahead of the game, and I'll let you write about my Duckglider in your next *cough* novel.

By the way, Pickles Mahoney? Based on anyone we know?

I say Dr. Heimlich, what university did you graduate from in order to get your medical degree..?

It appears you have a thing for brogues

 

It may seem unusual to some darling, but life must go on, don't you think? After all, none of know just how long we have left to enjoy life, do we? I mean, just look at poor Captain Slost, darling.

 

*notices the strange look on Ms Twisty's face*

 

Darling, do you need some prune juice from the ship's nurse?

 

I have a thing about anything more 6 inches in front of me 

 

First it was polar bears and now it's ducks in a rather garish christmas get up. Bartender, what is in these cocktails?

 

 

I can see your point Mrs Gonyett, I suppose everyone copes with grief differently ..... scheming cow

but... but.... but... I found ze gun on ze floor I swear 

 

I had to quote...they did it to me last night

are you insinuating zat I am not a doctor - I haf many degrees all from good universities in zer Fatherland 

 

bloody hell it that face is your answer to youth...you need another profession that is soooooooooo big

 

 

Where did you find the gum Herr Doctor?

 

It's lovely, darling. I mean, Your Highness. But what is it exactly? You must be very wealthy, my phone is one of those two piece contraptions with a thick cord.

Sounds intriguing Willet; perhaps I shall write to my good friend Santa and ask him to give you gift vouchers for the apple store. That's the technology shop, not the fruit shop of course

Pickles?! Ah she's a darling, I've grown so very fond of her over the years... she's loosely based on a combination of 3 people in my real life; myself, my mother and my best friend! She's far more scatter brained than I am, and she certainly gets around much more than I ever did that's where having a promiscuous friend comes in handy, her adventures have always inspired me!
That young Izzy there kind of reminds me of her actually...

And popped it in your bag... Was it smoking??

 

Such a talented boy, darling, your mother must have been so proud. And probably toothless.

She had a bloody good dentist

I haf already said - on ze floor but I don't exactly no where - I am not so familiar wif ze boaty

Oh I love do that trick. Could you perform it now? Do you have a gun on you, I'm sure one of these beautiful ladies would assist you Or even Emily

Of course I'm not implying you're not a real doctor Dr. Heimlich, I'm just trying to get to know you better

I vaz running around to gif it back to whoever had dropped it - Mein Gott!!! I thought people on ze boaty would be posh and not need ze guns - how voz I to know it wud be uzed in ze murder??? 

 

 

 

what did you do with the gun? or should I read back

 

It takes years of training to perfect an act like that. And anyway I don't have a gun with me.. but perhaps that's what you were trying to find out Prince Ton eh?

 

*Quickly goes to bar*

 

 

well dear laydee zer are better ways of doing zat 

*pats self down* to be 'onest I haf no idea where it iz now  *wibbles*