Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Considers jumping overboard
*considers pushing him then remembers hypocrital oath* 
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice' 
We know it's called an iceberg 
in Ros Fashion - ze snaffle 
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice'
Hey doc, have you always been a Doctor?
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice'
At least he'll make Todd Carty look less wooden.
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
*wonders how I could incorporate a duck or two in to my next novel*
If it flies, I sue 
By the way Miss Twisty, it so happens that I've read every single one of your Pickles Mahoney "books". I use them to give my brain a little work out in the mornings. 
I usually work how who dun it by the end of the second chapter of course .... so I tend to toss them aside and use my vast intellect to solve more intriguing puzzles.....
....such as how on earth you manage to write them so quickly. 
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Did you find him at a fancy dress party, darling? We were all most puzzled by his polar bear outfit.
was he wearing a polar bear costume Izzy? *wipes goggles again, I think the Pink Peril must have an oil leak* 
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice'
Hey doc, have you always been a Doctor?
I imagine he was a child at some point darling.
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice'
Hey doc, have you always been a Doctor?
but of course my dear - I voz ze child progidy 
In fact when I voz just 6 years of age, I cured a man of squinty eye unt ven I voz 12 I wrote my first book - it voz a best seller - Ze Adverse affects of eating too much Broccoli 
Twiddles with megaphone
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Nice bow tie,I hear bow ties are cool now.
Bow ties are, and always will be cool. 
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Hey doc, have you always been a Doctor?
I imagine he was a child at some point darling.
lololololing
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did anyone here know the captain prior to us setting sail tonight..?
We may have met. 
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice'
Hey doc, have you always been a Doctor?
but of course my dear - I voz ze child progidy In fact when I voz just 6 years of age, I cured a man of squinty eye unt ven I voz 12 I wrote my first book - it voz a best seller - Ze Adverse affects of eating too much Broccoli
I'll bet that was a gas
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Twiddles with megaphone
Shocking behaviour! There are ladies present 
Oh Willet, surely a mind like yours understands how! I've been writing for so many years now that it becomes automatic- my creative flow just keeps on flowing. I presume you are the same when it comes to your inventions?
Of course, using digital formats speeds up my process, I don't need to spend hours sharpening pencils these days. There's no truth in the rumour that I "recycle" my plots either, that's garbage- a vicious attempt to discredit me by a scorned lover
Of course, using digital formats speeds up my process, I don't need to spend hours sharpening pencils these days. There's no truth in the rumour that I "recycle" my plots either, that's garbage- a vicious attempt to discredit me by a scorned lover
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did anyone here know the captain prior to us setting sail tonight..?
We may have met.
Evening prince
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Twiddles with megaphone
Shocking behaviour! There are ladies present
Ladies??!! Where Where??
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did anyone here know the captain prior to us setting sail tonight..?
We may have met.
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Nice bow tie,I hear bow ties are cool now.
Bow ties are, and always will be cool.
Darling, you look simply divine. What style!
*nicks smilie and tries not to get too leaky eyed*
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice'
Hey doc, have you always been a Doctor?
but of course my dear - I voz ze child progidy In fact when I voz just 6 years of age, I cured a man of squinty eye unt ven I voz 12 I wrote my first book - it voz a best seller - Ze Adverse affects of eating too much Broccoli
Broccoli you say...
**fans feathers**
You mentioned being able to keep me looking forever young with your new 'techniques' (at least I think that's what you said) what are these new methods you speak of?
That Detective is well named! I found this on the Poop Deck!
Good evening prince, lovely to see you again
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Oh Willet, surely a mind like yours understands how! I've been writing for so many years now that it becomes automatic- my creative flow just keeps on flowing. I presume you are the same when it comes to your inventions?
Of course, using digital formats speeds up my process, I don't need to spend hours sharpening pencils these days. There's no truth in the rumour that I "recycle" my plots either, that's garbage- a vicious attempt to discredit me by a scorned lover
Of course, using digital formats speeds up my process, I don't need to spend hours sharpening pencils these days. There's no truth in the rumour that I "recycle" my plots either, that's garbage- a vicious attempt to discredit me by a scorned lover
*casts a discerning eye over Ms Twisty and her tweed, brogues and wrinkled stockings*
You had a lover, darling? Are you sure?
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Twiddles with megaphone
Shocking behaviour! There are ladies present
Ladies??!! Where Where??
Well, I'm here, darling. I'm not sure that the others actually fit the description properly.
Its not looking good for the doc
So Hair Doctor...you were running around with a gun, where is it now and did you kill the Captain?
fancy that cop leaving evidence all over this bucket
Originally Posted by Starfleet Admiral hoochie:
That Detective is well named! I found this on the Poop Deck!
Rather careless of Miss Dewitt to leave her diary just laying around for anyone to see.
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice'
Hey doc, have you always been a Doctor?
but of course my dear - I voz ze child progidy In fact when I voz just 6 years of age, I cured a man of squinty eye unt ven I voz 12 I wrote my first book - it voz a best seller - Ze Adverse affects of eating too much Broccoli
I'll bet that was a gas
Ich verstehe nicht vud you explain vot gas has to do, has to do wif it?
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Its not looking good for the doc
poor diagnosis me thinks
Of course I once had a lover izzy, in my youth...
You youngsters today are far more promiscuous than we were
You youngsters today are far more promiscuous than we were
I meant to say Izzy, I was really sorry to hear about your husbands demise, was it sudden?
Ms Airhead, darling, I assume from this that the joystick in your flying machine wasn't the only one you wanted to get your hands on. I can't imagine that the Captain would let you though, would he darling?
Miss Dewitt's diary looks like an amateur attempt at Bridget Jones to me *shakes head*
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice'
Hey doc, have you always been a Doctor?
but of course my dear - I voz ze child progidy In fact when I voz just 6 years of age, I cured a man of squinty eye unt ven I voz 12 I wrote my first book - it voz a best seller - Ze Adverse affects of eating too much Broccoli
I'll bet that was a gas
Ich verstehe nicht vud you explain vot gas has to do, has to do wif it?
Tut - If I have to
Broccoli
Why it can affect you: Registered dietitian Katherine Brooking told AOL Health that broccoli is a gas-producing veggie that may cause stomach issues for those who deal with IBS. Broccoli is placed in the category of soluble fiber, a type of fiber that doesn't break down until it reaches the large intestine, where digestion causes gas. Plus, broccoli contains a small amount of raffinose, a complex sugar that produces gas, which is also found in beans.
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Ms Airhead, darling, I assume from this that the joystick in your flying machine wasn't the only one you wanted to get your hands on. I can't imagine that the Captain would let you though, would he darling?
I have no clue what you are on about Mrs Goneyett *bumps into table* silly words from a silly bird, and they call me mad
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days
humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice'
Hey doc, have you always been a Doctor?
but of course my dear - I voz ze child progidy In fact when I voz just 6 years of age, I cured a man of squinty eye unt ven I voz 12 I wrote my first book - it voz a best seller - Ze Adverse affects of eating too much Broccoli
Broccoli you say...
**fans feathers**
You mentioned being able to keep me looking forever young with your new 'techniques' (at least I think that's what you said) what are these new methods you speak of?
vell I haf one or two in ze pipeline - nu-zing definite yet but I am sure wif my prodigious talent it vill not be long before I vill haf anozer breakthrough - I am clever like zat
Who is this Miss Dewitt? Anyone know?
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Tut - If I have to
Broccoli
Why it can affect you: Registered dietitian Katherine Brooking told AOL Health that broccoli is a gas-producing veggie that may cause stomach issues for those who deal with IBS. Broccoli is placed in the category of soluble fiber, a type of fiber that doesn't break down until it reaches the large intestine, where digestion causes gas. Plus, broccoli contains a small amount of raffinose, a complex sugar that produces gas, which is also found in beans.
