Ooo fun... Fires off 5 bulls eyes off the trot, wanders off.

*wipes sea spray off his glasses*

 

I'm beginning to think I'm the only passenger on this ship.

 

Just me and the dead guy.  

 

With a bit of imagination it has the makings of a party I suppose...... 

 

*wipes sea spray off goggles*  Hi there, I just caught a fleeting glimpse of you last night as I was heading to my cabin. I Must clean my goggles more, I thought I saw you arriving on a flying duck 

*Wipes salty spray from her shoulder*

 

Hello there, where did you come from?!

 

are you sure its only on your shoulders?

Good lord I thought I dreamt that flying duck last night! What a treat I missed

*jots down idea in notebook*

Guten Abend dear people 

Good evening doctor how did you sleep after last nights awful events?

 

12 bore! are ducks in season?

 

Counts how many people are in - Not many.. Drinks all round Evening folks

*wafts past the shooting game that has mysteriously appeared on the deck an enters the bar*

 

Barmen, I'll have a Captain's Paradise please, in memory of the recently departed and make sure you stick to appropriate measures, darling. I swear last night's drinks were tampered with because I had the most bizarre dream, darling,I dreamt that an inflatable yellow duck crash landed on the poop deck. Bizarre, darling, the sea air must make the cocktails more potent.

 

Of course you saw me arriving on a flying duck. I doubt you have the imagination to make such a tremendous idea up yourself my dear. It's the transportation of the future! Trust me.  

I think Duck season is still in

 

I'll have a double thanks

I'll have a martini please

 

 

Nothing will beat my trusty Pink Peril...she's the meanest flying machine eva bro never let me down in my 79 days flying around the world

 

I'll have a cocktail please, surprise me.

 

*grabs the notebook*

 

Hey!  I have enough trouble with the Russians stealing all my spectacular ideas, without the local riff raff trying to muscle in on the act too!

 

*rips out the offending page and throws it back*

 

 

I'll be interested to know what name they give that then!

not so good Ms Twitty - I haf things going round in my prodigiously brilliant brain   unt Sie, how did you sleep good laydee?

Makes a note Nutty inventor, possible aliby, flying with ducks

Did you have to examine the body Dr? I presume you are the only doctor on board..?

Oh Willet, you can't tear out my pages silly, I make notes digitally these days

 

The dead are no fun, darling, I can assure you. 

 

*looks at the rest of the people in the room*

 

Mind you, darling, this lot don't look much better.

 

Nice bow tie,I hear bow ties are cool now.

*wonders how I could incorporate a duck or two in to my next novel*

 

*wipes goggles and pick up trash, littler lout* feathers and bloody paper everywhere. Its more like the Kon Tiki than a bloody liner

 

And isn't it amazing, darling, how there is always a member of the police force who just happens to be lurking at times like this? Simply amazing, darling, you couldn't make it up, could you?

 

 

who gives a flying

What year is this and what does digittally mean

 

 

Hmmm..... yes, I think I may have heard of the Pink Peril. Pink isn't a patch on yellow of course. Every aviator worth his salt knows that yellow paint reduces wind resistance.

 

Trust me. I'm clever. I must be, I wear glasses. 

Duck?

 

Good evening Ms Airhead, will your Petty Officer friend be joining us tonight? 

Hmm, no, that's already been done...

Considers jumping overboard

 

 

he's not my friend I just happened to bump into him and several others

 

Did you find him at a fancy dress party, darling? We were all most puzzled by his polar bear outfit.

humph! as of yet I haf not been asked to look at him but I am sure ze authorities will want my expert assistance *bows and clicks heels* meanwhile he iz 'on ice' 

 

try again