*grabs Haggy by the tweedy collar and hauls her back into room*

 

Not so fast Mrs, if you think I am going to let you escape and ruin the first case I have solved in ages, you are very wrong. Oi, Airhead, where's that polar bear friend of yours? Do you reckon he could guard the old bat until we reach the port?

  I knew you had it in you .... deep down

*places a fish in the mouth of Hag and whistles for the bear to come get his dinner* 

Oh good lord I'd sooner surrender than risk piloting one of Willet's contraptions!

At least in prison I can still write, and I'll be known as the most infamous famous crime novel writer of all time!

*retires to cabin, g'night all

 

That's right darling, always look on the bright side of life. I say, Ms Airhead, I think we could make a song out of that too, darling.

I said zat vos her plan 

Gute Nacht!! 

 

 

I'm sure we could Mrs Gonyett... tinkles the ivories

'Bout time too!

 

 

well after all ze excitement I shall retire to mein Kabin until we reach dock 

 

 

night all..until the next time xx

Goodnight darlings, I may as well retire to my cabin as it looks like that detective woman is celebrating with the barman and I am too lazy to pour my own. Princey, darling, your cabin or mine?

*leaves a note for Bowtie Boy with cabin number on and drags Harry the Barman off to celebrate....hopes Bowtie Boy isn't shy*

Goodnight all, write to the warden won't you darlings- I need to start a campaign to gain inmates the right to wear brogues on Sundays...

Your cabin and then my palace! Father has just called me on my solid gold mobile phone, and all if forgiven..

Seems he is an Agatha Christie fan! 

 

 

*3 degrees to starboard*

Steady as she goes!

 

*watches iceberg go floating by*

*Pushes Moonie overboard*

 

 

Signs all the passengers up to contracts for next film "Murder on the 8:35 from Newcastle to Paddington express." (With leaves on the track).

So is this boat going anywhere?

my guv'nor is demoting sending me on a course

 

I'll be back