I've hurt my back... rehearsing

hmmmm you must love your work

The next person who most definitely didn't do it is one that will cause a bit of upset as I know at least one of you complete amateurs thought that she did it. Sadly, she can't be done for murder but I am sure if you phone up your local council you can get them to force her to sort out her 'garden'...

FANNY SHAKER When Captain Slost promised you a starring role in his film you said you'd do anything to be cast, and that's exactly what you did. You thought sleeping with the Captain would guarantee stardom but he was just using you. You could have killed him for revenge, but you were too busy trying to convince the Prince you could act. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

The next person who most definitely didn't do it is one that will cause a bit of upset as I know at least one of you complete amateurs thought that she did it. Sadly, she can't be done for murder but I am sure if you phone up your local council you can get them to force her to sort out her 'garden'...

FANNY SHAKER When Captain Slost promised you a starring role in his film you said you'd do anything to be cast, and that's exactly what you did. You thought sleeping with the Captain would guarantee stardom but he was just using you. You could have killed him for revenge, but you were too busy trying to convince the Prince you could act. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

The next person who most definitely didn't do it is one that will cause a bit of upset as I know at least one of you complete amateurs thought that she did it. Sadly, she can't be done for murder but I am sure if you phone up your local council you can get them to force her to sort out her 'garden'...

FANNY SHAKER When Captain Slost promised you a starring role in his film you said you'd do anything to be cast, and that's exactly what you did. You thought sleeping with the Captain would guarantee stardom but he was just using you. You could have killed him for revenge, but you were too busy trying to convince the Prince you could act. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

I just got that  Was watching the news

*Changes kecks....again* 

  Get me a Doctor!  The world has gone mad and Vi's getting it right!

why are you watching the radio Fanny?...probably legs akimbo too

  Get me a Doctor!  The world has gone mad and Vi's getting it right!

Oh Darling!

*Falls to one knee and pulls out the biggest rock ever seen attached to a ring*

If you would give me your hand, you'd make me the happiest man alive.

*checks trousers*

[all we have to do is get rid of our two little obstacles]

Vi must have paid someone to steal your notes

you called *clicks heels and bows* 

Bet it was that pretty officer again  

Vi must have paid someone to steal your notes

I have goggle translate open and you can speak bloody English!!

same old

How dare you, you goggle eyed, old man stalking desperado? As I said, the barman is an old flame who likes to keep me up to date with all things criminal. And, if I'm lucky, he'll give me a Screaming Orgasm when this is all done.

Unless Bowtie boy has a better offer?

Unless Bowtie boy has a better offer?

Make that three

How dare you, you goggle eyed, old man stalking desperado? As I said, the barman is an old flame who likes to keep me up to date with all things criminal. And, if I'm lucky, he'll give me a Screaming Orgasm when this is all done.

Unless Bowtie boy has a better offer?

Do you need that to speak to Emily?  

you called *clicks heels and bows* 

Make that three

....Well Doctor I think you may have something to tell us! *glares into Dr's eyes*

You have THREE testicles in your trousers?  

*wibbles* 

I was trying to be discreet about it Emily.