*slips in unnoticed got lost delayed collecting handcuffs and arrest warrant
Originally Posted by Vi:
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Where is Izzy? I have something I wish to reveal MOST urgently! 
Not so quickly there, Supergran. I know you all want the shameless hussy to be the killer after all, she is so very shallow. Sadly, though, it would appear that she is free to carry on,
IZZY GONYETT
Being the widow of a rich industrialist has its perks, like
getting to spend all your dead husband's money So when
Capt Slost discovered that your husband wasn't really
dead - only resting he saw the perfect opportunity for
blackmail. Would you have killed him to keep the money?
Of Course but jail is such a horrid place.
YOU ARE NOT THE KILLER
See, darlings?! I am not a killer!! Ha!!
*crosses fingers for Princey Poos*
*feeling nervous!* This like the xfactor results shows!
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Vi:
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Where is Izzy? I have something I wish to reveal MOST urgently!
Not so quickly there, Supergran. I know you all want the shameless hussy to be the killer after all, she is so very shallow. Sadly, though, it would appear that she is free to carry on,
IZZY GONYETT
Being the widow of a rich industrialist has its perks, like
getting to spend all your dead husband's money So when
Capt Slost discovered that your husband wasn't really
dead - only resting he saw the perfect opportunity for
blackmail. Would you have killed him to keep the money?
Of Course but jail is such a horrid place.
YOU ARE NOT THE KILLER
See, darlings?! I am not a killer!! Ha!!
*crosses fingers for Princey Poos*
So long as that's all you're crossing.. 
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
*slips in unnoticed got lost delayed collecting handcuffs and arrest warrant
who are you arresting...me 
I was exon exan exxon cleared 
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
*slips in unnoticed got lost delayed collecting handcuffs and arrest warrant
who are you arresting...me I was exon exan exxon cleared
*Nearly hits an iceberg lollolloololing*
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
*slips in unnoticed got lost delayed collecting handcuffs and arrest warrant
As for you DI!!!!! Get me some smelling salts and come back here immediately!! *narrows eyes dramatically* I know where you've been living ....
*changes trousers* 
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
*slips in unnoticed got lost delayed collecting handcuffs and arrest warrant
As for you DI!!!!! Get me some smelling salts and come back here immediately!! *narrows eyes dramatically* I know where you've been living ....
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
*changes trousers*
Is his place a clothing store???
Now, it struck me as rather bizarre that the next person would even be considered a suspect and THEN I reviewed the case.
DI S ARRAY, it was, I thought, rather a coincidence that you happened to be on board when a murder happened and you were not very quick to investigate, you lost clues and were generally making a right pigs ear of it all. Were you just acting the buffoon to cover your tracks, did you murder the Captain in the hope that 'solving; it would boost your career? Nope, you really are just a bumbling fool. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Quite a relief really, the force has been having a rough old time of it recently
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
*slips in unnoticed got lost delayed collecting handcuffs and arrest warrant
As for you DI!!!!! Get me some smelling salts and come back here immediately!! *narrows eyes dramatically* I know where you've been living ....
Don't just stand there ....smelling salts!
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
*slips in unnoticed got lost delayed collecting handcuffs and arrest warrant
who are you arresting...me I was exon exan exxon cleared
*Nearly hits an iceberg lollolloololing*
hello again sailor *stalkingdar on high alert again*
Drat! I was convinced that if it wasn't Willet then it would turn out to be Array!
Originally Posted by Vi:
Now, it struck me as rather bizarre that the next person would even be considered a suspect and THEN I reviewed the case.
DI S ARRAY, it was, I thought, rather a coincidence that you happened to be on board when a murder happened and you were not very quick to investigate, you lost clues and were generally making a right pigs ear of it all. Were you just acting the buffoon to cover your tracks, did you murder the Captain in the hope that 'solving; it would boost your career? Nope, you really are just a bumbling fool. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Quite a relief really, the force has been having a rough old time of it recently
I was a suspect !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lies down immediately with shock
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
*changes trousers*
There's a lot of that going on tonight
Must be Vi's influence
And now for the next little innocent...or not so little if that turns out not to be a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers....
PRINCE TON:AKADAMEE When Captain Slost invited you to invest in his film, you jumped at the chance to show your father he could trust you with his money. Unfortunately, the Captain spent it all on wine and women. You knew your father would be furious and someone had to pay, but murdering the Captain would only have disgraced you further. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Originally Posted by Vi:
Now, it struck me as rather bizarre that the next person would even be considered a suspect and THEN I reviewed the case.
DI S ARRAY, it was, I thought, rather a coincidence that you happened to be on board when a murder happened and you were not very quick to investigate, you lost clues and were generally making a right pigs ear of it all. Were you just acting the buffoon to cover your tracks, did you murder the Captain in the hope that 'solving; it would boost your career? Nope, you really are just a bumbling fool. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Quite a relief really, the force has been having a rough old time of it recently
Lol
Even Vi has never been accused of being so incompetent that she could be the culprit 
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
who are you arresting...me I was exon exan exxon cleared
that was a ruse to reveal the real killer
* well, see you in court you useless lout, I don't believe Vi Brators lucky guesses either..you both went to the Police Academy of Incompetence*
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
*changes trousers*
There's a lot of that going on tonight
Must be Vi's influence
Orders a Crappies Crabbies
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
I was a suspect !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lies down immediately with shock
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Vi:
Now, it struck me as rather bizarre that the next person would even be considered a suspect and THEN I reviewed the case.
DI S ARRAY, it was, I thought, rather a coincidence that you happened to be on board when a murder happened and you were not very quick to investigate, you lost clues and were generally making a right pigs ear of it all. Were you just acting the buffoon to cover your tracks, did you murder the Captain in the hope that 'solving; it would boost your career? Nope, you really are just a bumbling fool. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Quite a relief really, the force has been having a rough old time of it recently
I was a suspect !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lies down immediately with shock
Oh yes, I have learnt over the years that it is always the one you least suspect.
OK Where is Fanny????
Maybe she's done a runner!
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
OK Where is Fanny????
Maybeeee not. Lol
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
OK Where is Fanny????
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
*slips in unnoticed got lost delayed collecting handcuffs and arrest warrant
who are you arresting...me I was exon exan exxon cleared
*Nearly hits an iceberg lollolloololing*
hello again sailor *stalkingdar on high alert again*
You seem to have a thing for seme seamen Ms Airhead 
Originally Posted by Vi:
And now for the next little innocent...or not so little if that turns out not to be a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers....
PRINCE TON:AKADAMEE When Captain Slost invited you to invest in his film, you jumped at the chance to show your father he could trust you with his money. Unfortunately, the Captain spent it all on wine and women. You knew your father would be furious and someone had to pay, but murdering the Captain would only have disgraced you further. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Oh hurrah, darling, I knew there was no way you could have done it! 
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
OK Where is Fanny????
Can't believe he didn't know
Originally Posted by Vi:
And now for the next little innocent...or not so little if that turns out not to be a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers....
PRINCE TON:AKADAMEE When Captain Slost invited you to invest in his film, you jumped at the chance to show your father he could trust you with his money. Unfortunately, the Captain spent it all on wine and women. You knew your father would be furious and someone had to pay, but murdering the Captain would only have disgraced you further. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
This cannot be happening! *fans self weakly*
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Vi:
And now for the next little innocent...or not so little if that turns out not to be a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers....
PRINCE TON:AKADAMEE When Captain Slost invited you to invest in his film, you jumped at the chance to show your father he could trust you with his money. Unfortunately, the Captain spent it all on wine and women. You knew your father would be furious and someone had to pay, but murdering the Captain would only have disgraced you further. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Oh hurrah, darling, I knew there was no way you could have done it!
*Changes kecks....again* 
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
You seem to have a thing for seme seamen Ms Airhead
filth
at the minute I have a thing for any men
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
OK Where is Fanny????
You are very quiet.....
Originally Posted by Ensign Muf:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Vi:
And now for the next little innocent...or not so little if that turns out not to be a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers....
PRINCE TON:AKADAMEE When Captain Slost invited you to invest in his film, you jumped at the chance to show your father he could trust you with his money. Unfortunately, the Captain spent it all on wine and women. You knew your father would be furious and someone had to pay, but murdering the Captain would only have disgraced you further. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Oh hurrah, darling, I knew there was no way you could have done it!
*Changes kecks....again*
*and browser 
*
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
OK Where is Fanny????
Can't believe he didn't know
I nearly posted some bed
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
OK Where is Fanny????
You are very quiet.....
I've hurt my back... rehearsing
I'm getting confused are you sure I did not do it
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
OK Where is Fanny????
You are very quiet.....
I've hurt my back... rehearsing