So Willet paid someone else to do it for him?!
Originally Posted by Vi:
Well, ladies and gentleman, I was sent an S.O.S. by the bartender here, an old flame of mine, who could see that this whole investigation was going pear shaped. He has been radioing the evidence to me, details of everything you have said and all that and I can tell you that I have cracked this case without even being here! I shall begin.
She's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must be a lucky guess ..... it won't continue
Now where is Izzy?
Originally Posted by Vi:
Well, ladies and gentleman, I was sent an S.O.S. by the bartender here, an old flame of mine, who could see that this whole investigation was going pear shaped. He has been radioing the evidence to me, details of everything you have said and all that and I can tell you that I have cracked this case without even being here! I shall begin.
Are you calling me a coward? 
I would have done it if I could have got close enough! But he was a smoker, his breath was a bit minging. 
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
She's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must be a lucky guess
*gets another glass to help with the shock*
Now, this one may be a shocker to some and possibly even to herself because who knows if she'll even see this one coming...
EMILY AIRHEAD You have travelled to the ends of the earth in search of adventure but no quest has ever made you travel so far or strive so hard as the quest to win Captain Slost's heart. When he told you once and for all you weren't his type, you were devastated. If you couldn't have him, no one would, .. but you still believed you could have him. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Originally Posted by Vi:
Now, this one may be a shocker to some and possibly even to herself because who knows if she'll even see this one coming...
EMILY AIRHEAD You have travelled to the ends of the earth in search of adventure but no quest has ever made you travel so far or strive so hard as the quest to win Captain Slost's heart. When he told you once and for all you weren't his type, you were devastated. If you couldn't have him, no one would, .. but you still believed you could have him. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
Phew, darlings, I knew you couldn't really have done it, darling!
Originally Posted by Vi:
Now, this one may be a shocker to some and possibly even to herself because who knows if she'll even see this one coming...
EMILY AIRHEAD You have travelled to the ends of the earth in search of adventure but no quest has ever made you travel so far or strive so hard as the quest to win Captain Slost's heart. When he told you once and for all you weren't his type, you were devastated. If you couldn't have him, no one would, .. but you still believed you could have him. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
I need a Crabbie's!!!! The creature is on the button!!!
Lol
Could this get any more chaotic?
Will zist Crabbies knock me off ze wagon? I'm interested of course
Originally Posted by Vi:
Now, this one may be a shocker to some and possibly even to herself because who knows if she'll even see this one coming...
EMILY AIRHEAD You have travelled to the ends of the earth in search of adventure but no quest has ever made you travel so far or strive so hard as the quest to win Captain Slost's heart. When he told you once and for all you weren't his type, you were devastated. If you couldn't have him, no one would, .. but you still believed you could have him. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.
*bites nails*
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
*bites nails*
ha! I zink you haf reason to bite ze nails
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
*bites nails*
and I don't think I'm eating hay either Hag
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
*bites nails*
*bites nails as well*
Bite your own nails Marple, let mine be!!!
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
*bites nails*
*bites nails as well*
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
*bites nails*
Oi! *pulls fingers out of Hags gob* 
Anyone got a paper towel?
Enough of this drama! 'Brator where on earth is your badge?
There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..
HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Enough of this drama! 'Brator where on earth is your badge?
apparently with her badge 
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Enough of this drama! 'Brator where on earth is your badge?
Lost at sea, I reckon. Must have dropped out when I landed.
Originally Posted by Vi:
There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..
HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.
Have you been in my drawers?
Originally Posted by Vi:
There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..
HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.
ha! so you were not ze murderer 
but you're still an 'orrible leetle man ja
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Have you been in my drawers?
she wouldn't remember in a cast of thousands
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Originally Posted by Vi:
There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..
HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.
Have you been in my drawers?
Err you are not talking to me I trust dear
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Originally Posted by Vi:
There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..
HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.
Have you been in my drawers?
Err you are not talking to me I trust dear
Keeps filming farce - reveal
I'm liking this Vi. I can't resist a woman who takes charge.
JA!!Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Vi:
There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..
HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.
ha! so you were not ze murderer but you're still an 'orrible leetle man ja
JA!!
Hmmmm Brator is coming up with correct solutions ......something stinks!
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
I'm liking this Vi. I can't resist a woman who takes charge.
Where is Izzy? I have something I wish to reveal MOST urgently!
Originally Posted by Vi:
There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..
HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.
Bugger! 
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Where is Izzy? I have something I wish to reveal MOST urgently!
Not so quickly there, Supergran. I know you all want the shameless hussy to be the killer after all, she is so very shallow. Sadly, though, it would appear that she is free to carry on,
IZZY GONYETT
Being the widow of a rich industrialist has its perks, like
getting to spend all your dead husband's money So when
Capt Slost discovered that your husband wasn't really
dead - only resting he saw the perfect opportunity for
blackmail. Would you have killed him to keep the money?
Of Course but jail is such a horrid place.
YOU ARE NOT THE KILLER
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Vi:
There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..
HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.
Bugger!
Blows a kiss
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Where is Izzy? I have something I wish to reveal MOST urgently!
As have I 
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Vi:
There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..
HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.
Bugger!
Blows a kiss
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
I'm liking this Vi. I can't resist a woman who takes charge.
Later. Bowtie boy, I will see you in my cabin and be sure to bring that new contraption of yours..you know, the one that can find the g-spot? 
Originally Posted by Vi:
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Where is Izzy? I have something I wish to reveal MOST urgently!
Not so quickly there, Supergran. I know you all want the shameless hussy to be the killer after all, she is so very shallow. Sadly, though, it would appear that she is free to carry on,
IZZY GONYETT
Being the widow of a rich industrialist has its perks, like
getting to spend all your dead husband's money So when
Capt Slost discovered that your husband wasn't really
dead - only resting he saw the perfect opportunity for
blackmail. Would you have killed him to keep the money?
Of Course but jail is such a horrid place.
YOU ARE NOT THE KILLER
I wanted to say that!! *sinks to the floor in a teary faint...*