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Originally Posted by Vi:

Well, ladies and gentleman, I was sent an S.O.S. by the bartender here, an old flame of mine, who could see that this whole investigation was going pear shaped. He has been radioing the evidence to me, details of everything you have said and all that and I can tell you that I have cracked this case without even being here! I shall begin.

 

 

W I LLETT FLY.... When Captain Slost told you he'd designed a flying cruise ship far superior to anything you'd ever created, you knew .a design like that could make you rich, So you stole the plans intending to pass them off as your own, You knew you'd have to kill the Captain to get away with it but in the end you couldn't go through with murder. YOU ARE NOT THE KILLER.

 

 

  She's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 Must be a lucky guess ..... it won't continue

 

Now where is Izzy?

Miss Marple
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Originally Posted by Vi:

Well, ladies and gentleman, I was sent an S.O.S. by the bartender here, an old flame of mine, who could see that this whole investigation was going pear shaped. He has been radioing the evidence to me, details of everything you have said and all that and I can tell you that I have cracked this case without even being here! I shall begin.

 

 

W I LLETT FLY.... When Captain Slost told you he'd designed a flying cruise ship far superior to anything you'd ever created, you knew .a design like that could make you rich, So you stole the plans intending to pass them off as your own, You knew you'd have to kill the Captain to get away with it but in the end you couldn't go through with murder. YOU ARE NOT THE KILLER.

 

 

 

Are you calling me a coward?   

 

I would have done it if I could have got close enough! But he was a smoker, his breath was a bit minging. 

Willet Fry

Now, this one may be a shocker to some and possibly even to herself because who knows if she'll even see this one coming...

 

EMILY AIRHEAD You have travelled to the ends of the earth in search of adventure but no quest has ever made you travel so far or strive so hard as the quest to win Captain Slost's heart. When he told you once and for all you weren't his type, you were devastated. If you couldn't have him, no one would, .. but you still believed you could have him. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.

Vi
Originally Posted by Vi:

Now, this one may be a shocker to some and possibly even to herself because who knows if she'll even see this one coming...

 

EMILY AIRHEAD You have travelled to the ends of the earth in search of adventure but no quest has ever made you travel so far or strive so hard as the quest to win Captain Slost's heart. When he told you once and for all you weren't his type, you were devastated. If you couldn't have him, no one would, .. but you still believed you could have him. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.

 

Phew, darlings, I knew you couldn't really have done it, darling!

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Vi:

Now, this one may be a shocker to some and possibly even to herself because who knows if she'll even see this one coming...

 

EMILY AIRHEAD You have travelled to the ends of the earth in search of adventure but no quest has ever made you travel so far or strive so hard as the quest to win Captain Slost's heart. When he told you once and for all you weren't his type, you were devastated. If you couldn't have him, no one would, .. but you still believed you could have him. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.

  I need a Crabbie's!!!!  The creature is on the button!!!

Miss Marple
Originally Posted by Vi:

Now, this one may be a shocker to some and possibly even to herself because who knows if she'll even see this one coming...

 

EMILY AIRHEAD You have travelled to the ends of the earth in search of adventure but no quest has ever made you travel so far or strive so hard as the quest to win Captain Slost's heart. When he told you once and for all you weren't his type, you were devastated. If you couldn't have him, no one would, .. but you still believed you could have him. YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.

Fainting Smiley

Emily Airhead

There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..

 

HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

Vi
Originally Posted by Vi:

There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..

 

HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

  Have you been in my drawers?

Miss Marple
Originally Posted by Vi:

There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..

 

HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

ha!  so you were not ze murderer  but you're still an 'orrible leetle man ja 

FM
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Originally Posted by Vi:

There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..

 

HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

  Have you been in my drawers?

Err you are not talking to me I trust dear

James
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:
Originally Posted by Vi:

There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..

 

HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

  Have you been in my drawers?

Err you are not talking to me I trust dear

Keeps filming farce - reveal 

James
JA!!Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Vi:

There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..

 

HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

ha!  so you were not ze murderer  but you're still an 'orrible leetle man ja 

JA!!

James
Originally Posted by Vi:

There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..

 

HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

Bugger!

Prince Ton-Akadamee
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:

  Where is Izzy?  I have something I wish to reveal MOST urgently!


Not so quickly there, Supergran. I know you all want the shameless hussy to be the killer after all, she is so very shallow. Sadly, though, it would appear that she is free to carry on,

 

IZZY GONYETT
Being the widow of a rich industrialist has its perks, like
getting to spend all your dead husband's money So when
Capt Slost discovered that your husband wasn't really
dead - only resting he saw the perfect opportunity for
blackmail. Would you have killed him to keep the money?
Of Course but jail is such a horrid place.
YOU ARE NOT THE KILLER

Vi
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Vi:

There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..

 

HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

Bugger!

Blows a kiss

James
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Vi:

There is one among you who will be loving all this drama and hoping to make a film that runs for more than a week in Swindon. He can now use his notoriety to his best advantage, unlike his poor Mother and her teeth..

 

HARLEY HATPIN From t hc moment you read Captain Slost's script, you knew it would be the greatest disaster movie of all time and you knew you had to be the one to direct. So when you found out he'd given the job to Steven Iceberg, it was a slap in the face. You were so angry you could have killed him but you wanted to see how the film turned out first. YOU DID NOT KILL CAPTAIN SLOST.

Bugger!

Blows a kiss

Prince Ton-Akadamee
Originally Posted by Vi:
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:

  Where is Izzy?  I have something I wish to reveal MOST urgently!


Not so quickly there, Supergran. I know you all want the shameless hussy to be the killer after all, she is so very shallow. Sadly, though, it would appear that she is free to carry on,

 

IZZY GONYETT
Being the widow of a rich industrialist has its perks, like
getting to spend all your dead husband's money So when
Capt Slost discovered that your husband wasn't really
dead - only resting he saw the perfect opportunity for
blackmail. Would you have killed him to keep the money?
Of Course but jail is such a horrid place.
YOU ARE NOT THE KILLER

  I wanted to say that!!  *sinks to the floor in a teary faint...*

Miss Marple

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