Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:

Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:

Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:

Pardon me, I had to take a few minutes to compose myself, I think I was in shock but now I'm over it I can join the party again.
A widow eh? That's interesting

Hagatha you write? Where do you get your inspiration from? I tried writing a book once but didn't finish a chapter.

That is called a letter my dear

I'm better at acting other peoples work

Yes I got the message 10 minutes ago Fanny... We will have to toddle off together and do some work together

oh god, it wasn't dirt on my goggles

Was machen Sie beruflich? I mean wot iz your ermmm profession?  You seem not to wear many of ze cloves 

I taught myself with a kite my parents paid for me a personal instructor

So pleased to make you acquaintance Miss Gonyett *kisses hand*

Unfortunately Mama is no longer with us and Fathers health isn't the best

Did I mention that world renowned stylist Cutsen Blowdrie keeps a fully stocked salon in our palace and I have him flown in when ever I need a hair cut?

My dearly beloved Xavier is irreplaceable, Herr Doktor. I am merely trying to broaden my social horizons and live my life as he would want me to.

I know ogles some more and take more pictures.

How very kind of your parents miss airhead, it's clearly worked wonders for your career
*crosses out non useful scribbles in note book*

It did Miss Twisty, I have lived life to the full...I've flown each and every sky way and what's more I did it my way

iz zat a yoofymism for being ze gold digger unt trying to attract ze young Princeling? 

*thanks the good lord that he only kissed hand and didn't spit on it*

It all sounds really rather fabulous, Your Highness. When this ghastly business is all over, you really must tell me all about it.

I'm a Dancer darlings *twirls and does the splits*

I can act too

I'm sorry Izzy, but you don't seem to be devastated by your beloved husbands passing

Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:

How very kind of your parents miss airhead, it's clearly worked wonders for your career
*crosses out non useful scribbles in note book*

 

It did Miss Twisty, I have lived life to the full...I've flown each and every sky way and what's more I did it my way

Groans

out off ze vay you fool I did see her first   besides she will prefer me as I will be able to keep her forever young wiv ze operations I will invent as my brilliance knows no bounds   you on ze ovva hand will be handing out ze popcorn wiv your feet stuck to ze carpet at ze Odeon on ze High Street 

Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:

How very kind of your parents miss airhead, it's clearly worked wonders for your career
*crosses out non useful scribbles in note book*

 

It did Miss Twisty, I have lived life to the full...I've flown each and every sky way and what's more I did it my way

Darling, how terribly corny. Please tell me that soon you will be leaving on a jet plane and don't know when you'll be back again.

I say Herr Dokter Leave the Lady alone

HINTS TAKEN!!!!

So out off ze mouf of ze camels with toes, he declares zay are an item - ze poor Xavier is but a distant memory 

Darling, the man I loved died a long time before he physically left me, I grieved for him then.

I actually think it would make good lyrics I'm not leaving any time soon...well not until I have to meet up with my cousins next week..Pete, Paul and Mary

Shame she can't understand a word you say though

My thoughts too Hair doc

I was merely answering the Doctors question... It's been my dream all my life to 'perform' it's just a shame my mother lost her sight and hearing before it became a reality

*blushes daintily*

I would have thought Rod, Jane and Freddie were more your style, darling.

Well all this drama and backstabbing has rather exausted me. I shall retire to my cabin on the Boat Deck. No 45... Winks at Fanny...

Oh...... umm...... I'm rather tired now everyone.

Good night

*runs down hall looking at cabin numbers*

I hope Fanny doesn't wink back, I got a goggle full earlier

I would call it a blessing

*trollop* *

Perhaps my dear you would like to gif me a private performance when ziz iz all over? 

My Dear, a Lady like as yourself shouldn't have to endure such blusterings from a bally quack Dr. Say the word and I'll knock his bally bloke orf!

*watches silly showgirl chasing after the film guy*

And they have the cheek to call me a gold digger. I have more than enough of my own gold, thank you very much, darlings.

*puts on best insulted face*

try room 45 hair doctor

Thank you, Your Highness. It is good to know that there are still some gentlemen left in this world. I was beginning to thing my dearly beloved Xavier was the last one. You have restored my faith, thank you.

vat do you mean by bally?  Speak Engleesh please 

I have a message from Willet Fly .....she is very sorry , but she got caught by the press gang and forgot the liner was sailing tonight ....she will be here in about an hour