Good evening would be detectives and murderers. I'll have a Crabbies please.

Sits down and drops his bright idea in the pot...

I think we should all state what we were each doing when captain Slost was murdered.

I was in the ballroom practising me new funny walk. Do you want to see it!?

Some things can never be unseen 

I can do better

Tada! Bow's 

Vos in ze name of 'ev en are you doing?  stooopid boy 

Displaying my talent 

you call zat Talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop detracting from the question. What were you doing when Slost was killed , doc?

that is seriously weird Mr Hatpin...I may accuse you just because you apparently have no control over your limbs

evening *orders large red wine*

all in good time murderer 

I got the idea when I saw you leave the bar one night Ms Airhead

Ain't accusations next Friday

 I laugh at your misconception Herr Doktor

Lol

She's doing the Cummerland two-step

that's my Scotland walk Mr Hatpin

you taught me at the last barn dance

susssshhhhhh!  I like to keep ze boy on iz toes 

That wasn't a dance step I showed you, it was a wrestling throw

Ahh thats another walk 

Mums the word then, I don't think he noticed

oh...mind you, I think the tight lycra didn't aid you much

you are right - eee iz too zick to notice 

Barthingy - This is NOT Crabbies! Bring me another

I noticed!

*checks to see who answers questions and who employs diversion tactics - oh no another big word, lies down in dark cupboard....

you seem to spend a lot of ze time lying down on ze job - do you also stuff your face wiz ze doughnuts? 

you really are related to that useless detective Vi, you have the same traits, she was on her back most of the time too

Good job you lent me a pair of your old knickers to hide my modesty

I never eat or drink on duty (unless it is an aspirin and water )

hmmmmmm I zink you bear some watching too   if only because it iz fun 

Goes for a swim in pool

I'd have given up after twenty goes

embroidered with my own fair hand  from that angle now I know why you asked me if your ar&e looked big in those knickers