It's ok I'm use to being ignored

 

Darling, I realise that you probably think that is a compliment, but I do not take kindly to being compared to that empty headed, whiny voiced, frozen faced hussy, you really are very mistaken. In fact, I am so disturbed by the result that I appear to have finished this drink without noticing. Bartender, darling, may I suggest you make a jug of the stuff and stick a straw in it?

Gute Nacht dear lady, sleep well 

 

unt no Ms Airhead she does not av one of my pills 

MMmmm is there an ulterior motive  *motive, another one

 

 

thank goodness

 

I have indeed taken a peek, darling.  

 

 

dimwit

 

although she's lower than you on my list

Mein Gott!  Anyone would think I vos ze murderer - I'm just offering ze chance of a good night's sleep wiv a little sleeping peel - not to keel you 

 

That's ok, darling because she is higher in my estimation than you 

Night Fanny

Ha!

You didn't look like a man when I slapped you on the bar Willy!

(And I'm sure I saw you going into the ladies earlier)

 

I truly don't know! If I'd been a [as the English say] pleb the I probably felt the cruel kiss of cold steel  upon my neck on a block but, then I'm not a pleb I'm his Son and the heir to the throne..I hope he'll go easy on me

 

I'm liking your total delusion confidence  

 

So, is there any way you can make the money back before have to return home? I could do with borrowing a fiver  

Mrs Gonyett Iav ze question for you over somezing you said earlier - would it not av been easier for you to av divorce ze Xavier zan ze pretence of im being dead as ze dodo?

 

 

Again the Crabbies have caught up with me. I'm off to rub some cream on them sleep it off.. Night all

 

Divorce,darling? How preposterous! Xavier would have been able to afford the very best of lawyers and yours truly would probably have been left destitute, darling. I am sure that even you will agree that I would not be suited to destitution, darling.

 

Oh, and get that bird out of here before Ms Airhead mistakes it for a seagull.

Farley can't handle his crabbies  

Darling! But whilst it is true that she had a 'gob like a Scouse docker' and a face like she'd had  a 'Croyden face-lift', I was only comparing you to he poise and grace on the dance floor.......*this holes deep enough, should I stop now or try to dig my way out of it??

 

 

 

 

Darling    Would you like that 'Screaming Orgasm' now?

 

Goodnight, darling and if you happen to ever bump into that actor with the gun that was here earlier, be sure to tell him all about me.

but.... ze zing zat confuses me iz weren't you concerned zat people would find out zat ee was not dead? 

 

I can't decide if I am too wound up to appreciate one or not, darling. I guess we'll only know the answer afterwards, so bring it on Princey Poos 

now for you I could find ze pill zat would make sure you never wake up but I am not a murderer to I bid you Gute Nacht 

 

Not really, darling. You see, most people are very reluctant to talk about the dead. I find that they would much rather change the subject than talk to me about him, especially, darling, when I start crying.

 

*does a very cute lip wobble and looks straight a Herr Doktor as the tears flow down cheeks...stifles a sob with a beautifully laundered handkerchief and turns away with grace, elegance and softly heaving shoulders*

*Looks Willy in his eye*

As I mentioned last night; I have a first class English Education, Royal blood and I am stunningly handsome, I think I can muddle through

Already I have had an offer from the Albanian version of I'm a celebrity  

 

*Drops fiver on the floor and returns to the bar*

unfortunately my dear it means you are ze good actress but also means you would be good at deceiving people about shooting ze Captain 

 

 

I must mull over zis in my cabin - Gute Nacht 

 

 

you are indeed a very wooden actress Mrs Gonyett, most people on this liner knew your grieving was all an act and a terrible one at that

 

 

I am off to my cabin too...I need to erase, rearrange and change my notes, list and suspects

Oh well, I guess I had best retire for the evening too, Goodnight darlings.

 

I see I missed a lot tonight

So- another day, another suspect, another motif!

I can conclude that it could have been anyone, for any number of reasons
I'm well clever

*blames alcohol for inability to spell last night*

I'm  that you were here 5hrs ago and then I see you here now! Fair play

* takes a peek around the ship to look for incriminating evidence, decides to lie down for a while instead

Remember folks.....

 

Tonight

And what time were you planning on 'walking in' Old chap?? 

Lookas at TV book

I will post just before 7.30 pm this will allow the bar to pour plenty of Crabbies for me and you lot to prepare & post when ever you like