I wondered what that buzzing was.

 

 

 

Motorised contraptions can bring one some source of contentment at times Mrs Gonyett

Well its time for me to retire..  Crabbie take me to my cabin

Crikey! So it's right then doctor
What on earth made you share your secret with captain slost in the first place?

you take a crab to your bed??? 

 

you saved that one

He''l likely have so many that they take him!

 

 

Ze drink!  Ze demon drink   I am just not myself after ze few drinkipoos of ze whiskey 

 

fortunately I no longer believe zat I can dance when I'm drunk   

Hmmm, I see.

I wonder if I ply the doctor with enough drink, he'll confess to killing the captain..?

Bartender!

 

 

even I can see why

ply away my dear I will not confess to something I av not done but I ope you are picking up ze bill! 

 

So the Captain told this other Doctor chappie about your invention, darling? Has the patent office not been invented yet? If not, I think I'll invent it now, it would appear that inventions are cool now, darlings.

off to bed - confused too tired to read notes

*takes aspirin has been a busy day

you only wish your twerking iz as good as my dance moves ja! 

 

  not sure you av ze proper moves nein 

 

So, you told him your secrets under the influence of alcohol, darling? Why can't you men handle your drink?

Goodnight DI I too am confused but that's ok I believe

Doctor, I think izzy is picking up the bill, or rather, her dear departed hubby will be!

 

 

Twerking will become fashionable Herr Doctor, mark my words...before long you will see Fay Wray hitting the headlines being snapped twerking

 

Errr, darling, it would appear that you must remember to wear sturdier underpants when 'dancing' it looks as though you are not the 'woman' we thought you were...

 

Goodnight, Officer, darling, sleep tight.

The grimace is that twerk pic is funny

well I wouldn't be ze first person to tell all under ze influence and I won't be ze last nein 

 

zat is why I never join you and your crabs at ze bar 

 

so I shall bid you all Gut Nacht and retire to my cabin alone 

Goodnight doctor

goodnight dear lady 

 

 

that is not me... obviously a doctored picture Mrs Gonyett

 

 

I bid you all sweet dreams...apart from the scheming murderers, so I'm bidding none of you good night

 

Are you under the influence now, darling? I am not the one with crabs.

 

*flounces out of bar in a dramatic waft of peach crepe*

 

Goodnight, darlings. 

perhaps she could put ze Xavier's money to better use and buy some ja! 

Night miss airhead hope you sleep tonight

FANNY.....

 

How well did you know the Captain?  

*pops head around round dr*

I was on my way here when I stopped off at the 'bestie pre Christmas pee up' I tried to keep an eye out for Willy walking past but it was hard on my phone so the booze and giggles kidnapped me.... Merry MM xxx

Well mr fly the captain was quite hands on when it came to staffing

I have no idea what you just said. 

 

Maybe it will make sense in the morning  

 

I saw you coming out of his cabin the other day! What were you doing there, or shouldn't I ask?  

Probably not as its written by the vodka fairy

Well mr willy, the captain was going to help me get a role in a big blockbuster.... But it turned out that I wasn't suitable

musings of a useless useful detective:

too many suspects, too many motives

 

*takes aspirin and notes and goes for a lie down

* continues covert surveillance of prime suspect*