Gideon?

Well I do know a man who knows a man who knows a top British judge.

I'm sure we could work something out Darling.

Something tells me you may be in for an expensive law suit for false imprisonment

You sound just like my ex-wife

 

Darling, you may well be a modern woman, but sadly, the circles I move in are not as with it as you. For reasons I can't disclose because Hoochie hasn't sent me any clues telling me why yet they are too painful, I am unable to tell you anything else.

 

and you sound like my ex-ar&e husband

 

You see, I just knew that you would know somone, darling! You clever, clever man 

Stick with the Camels Princy Boy

 

Oh yes? HOW like your ex wife, darling?

 

 

I shall hold back on my thoughts until the accusations it is proven you are a heartless cow

Is the doctor not going to converse with us this evening?

of course not you vill av ze job as a waiter at ze Taj Mahal restaurant on Oxford Street ja! 

And you stick with the home movie old boy

I af been ere for ages you daft brush 

Speak of the devil!

Maybe he dropped his weird language to English diktonary

 

Just make sure, darling that you don't hold on to your farts as long as your thoughts, especially when you realise that there is no way that I could ever have done it.

I av been ere for ze last hour - why? 

Doctor, I appear to have to ask you a question but it's currently not making any sense to me (like anything is lol)!

Are you by any chance supposed to mention an idea you had?

It's a long story that involves space travel and a stolen orb Darling.

It feels like another life now I won't bore you with details.

Sniff.... Another Crabbies Barman

 

*throws water on logs*

I ave many techniques and inventions on ze go Ms Tweety  ze Ohpendupperseharr unt ze Ballsenoffen az I av mentioned before ja 

Did it just go chilly in here?

 

 

Nothing worse than having your orbs pinched

 

Oh good, darling, for a moment then I thought Ms Airhead might be another problem we had to deal with.

Eh??

 

 

*adjusts goggles to stick fingers in ears* If I was a murderer, the first thing that would come out of my mouth is 'there is no way I could ever have done it' At least you could have replied with something a bit more original Mrs Gonyett...although I think you are a scheming cow, I've not yet decided who I think the murderer is *cuts up paper with names on*

zese are wonderbar inventions - come to mein Kabin unt you shall ze 

With a gun perhaps

 

 

revs car in the hold

So doctor, Dr Stomachpunch had already stolen your idea, so I was wondering what you could have hoped to achieve by killing the captain?!

I'd rather swim ashore!!

 

 

Nothing to see here Mrs Gonyett, move along.

 

Camel's toe isn't on my wish list, although I understand if it comes with dollar signs you are not too fussy

I think I have slipped through to an alternate dimension 

 

I don't think so, darling, in fact, given her eyesight and the state of her plane, it would seem that she will see to it herself. And speaking of the gun, darling, do you not find it strange that the dratted thing has vanished and nobody seems to be looking for it or concerned that it might still be on board, ready to be used again? 

 

A dead captain, probably darling.

keel ze Kaptain!  Never!!! It would not av helped me at all nein!  On ze ozzer hand I did think it was ze good opportunity to teach im a lesson 

 

It is errrmmm what is ze phrase you Engleesh say???  Not ze good game of cricket to blabber someone else's secret invention when ze av been sworn to secrecy stimmt! 

Stop talking sense will ya! It confuses me

 

Oh, darling, I am fussier than you think and, anyway, I think that after the truly awful marriage I found myself in, I think I am due some kind of happiness, don't you? We can't all be satisfied with some motorised contraption like you, darling.