The prince brough the wrong bit of paper he's gone to get the right bit

yes, but its old now

It would seem so, Princey poos has just gone to find the magic pen that reveals what is written in invisible ink, darling.

 *sheesh*  I don't believe it!

And your question was what, darling? I can't be arsed to read back have forgotten.

good god, I expected something like that from Mrs Gonyett, but Captain Slost

So Issy's hubby is STILL alive.. Makes note... Hire her what an actress!!

That Captain was a heartless git!!

Mein Gott I knew ze Izzy was too jolly and a lush getting tiddled and pretending to be sad about er huzband's death 

all ze time she ad him in ze nuthaus while spending iz money and ze Kaptain ze scoundrel wanted arf of ze money 

zo  Izzy did you off him so he couldn't av ze money?

I'm quite shocked! Even I haven't written such a dramatic twist in any of my storylines

we're not

oh no! I have:

Prince who lost all his money

Airheaded stalker

Fraudulent drunk "lady"

failed director

Doc with a dodgy accent

washed up writer

*needs more than an aspirin

Oh darling, how very melodramatic of you, I expected this from the likes of that Fanny creature, not of someone as clever as you. Of course, this is all nonsense darling, Captain Slost was more than welcome to turn me in to the police at any time, the only crime I have ever committed was marrying worthless drunk of a husband in the first place.

I'm quite shocked! Even I haven't written such a dramatic twist in any of my storylines

Look Haggy.. Writing stories for Mr Men books is not a true definition of a novel  

Because I just confirmed it, darling!

I'm quite shocked! Even I haven't written such a dramatic twist in any of my storylines

so ze Belgian chap will af to wait longer for ze decent storyline 

Wow you have to admire the Hag she has balls!

Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:

I'm quite shocked! Even I haven't written such a dramatic twist in any of my storylines

so ze Belgian chap will af to wait longer for ze decent storyline 

Is that the Henri Peculator character?  I read the first book, I dont think that's going to take off

Why, thank you, darling, how very sweet of you to say so.

What Hag, darling? I hope that is not me you are referring to?

Oh Sweetheart I hope that that is the truth; my wish is for you to become the future Queen of Wonga but I have to know...Have you ever been in Dr Manoeuvre's cabin?

you were well matched, I'm more than  surprised you didn't get it on

*drops Hatpin quicker than Fanny drops her knickers*

I am so glad you believe me darling and your wish is my desire . To answer your other question, darling, the answer is obviously 'NO!'. Do I look like the sort of lady who would go gallivanting around strange men's quarters? I'll leave that sort of thing to the likes of Miss Shaker, thank you.

OK OK I apologise Haggy I overstepped the mark my dear. It was such a shock to hear of Izzy's hubby. Great twist in the tail

I have a heart, darling, it has just been suppressed by the trials of life with a drunkard husband.

The Prince is broke Izzy

But Darling how can we be married if..erm..you are married to another?

That's ok Farley, tensions are high here and of course you have to try to divert attention away from yourself

Rumbled

But I am not, darling.

I am sure a man of your standing will have 'connections' darling. 

Pfft!

I have a first class British education and royal blood in my veins; I'll never be 'broke' Hatpin!

No one deserves to be locked away because you were unhappy...divorce? No, you wanted the insurance money, at least with Fanny what you see is what you get. You on the other hand, are a devious, callous old slag, who will lie, steal and sleep with a camels toe for money.