That sounds so interesting *playfully taps Farley on the arm* You really must tell me more sometime, I'd love to hear all about it

Off course it iz me Herr Doktor see I am wearing my white coat so everyone knows I am a Doktor 

Forgive my lack of manners, a sudden death can temporarily render you incapable of any form of common social decency. I am Izzy Gonyett, recently widowed after the very sad death of my dearly beloved Xavier. After losing my dearly beloved, I found myself with too much spare time so decided to experience the world and make new friends. I thought a cruise such as this would introduce me to some suitable people.

*makes a note to never use this travel agency again, they obviously have no idea about class*

MMMMMmmmmmmmm  wonders if there was a ladder near the captain....

Forgive my lack of manners, a sudden death can temporarily render you incapable of any form of common social decency. I am Izzy Gonyett, recently widowed after the very sad death of my dearly beloved Xavier. After losing my dearly beloved, I found myself with too much spare time so decided to experience the world and make new friends. I thought a cruise such as this would introduce me to some suitable people.

*makes a note to never use this travel agency again, they obviously have no idea about class*

Good Evening Herr Doktor, what are you a medical expert in? I, of course, only see the very best on Harley Street myself. It doesn't hurt to make another useful acquaintance though, does it?

How sad about your husband he wasn't shot accidentally perchance my dear was he?

was that a light bulb moment or were you just saying Another VI

was that a light bulb moment or were you just saying Another VI

My dear I'm saddened to hear about your late Husband, did I mention that I own an island in the gulf and sadly am also single at the minute.

with my lightbulb moments I can rival Blackpool

I have a white cap on, that doesn't make my an Olympic swimmer and goggles

would you like me to fly you there Prince? its a tight squeeze in the Pink Peril but you won't fall out

Of course he wasn't, you melodramatic fool. He was, to put it delicately, more advanced in years than I. It's so very sad to see the man you love diminished so, in the end it was almost a relief when he went. Such a good man, me beloved Xavier, he left me very comfortably off, he always wanted me to have the very best. I shall try to honour his wishes by making the most of the generous gift he gave me.

*dabs at corners of eyes with a dainty lace handkerchief*

but dear laydee I haf my name monogrammed here on my left brust sorry breast just like ze verra famous Engeelish Doktor Haus 

My dear I'm saddened to hear about your late Husband, did I mention that I own an island in the gulf and sadly am also single at the minute.

Grabs camera and starts shooting people

*whispers to the Prince* i wouldn't, she will probably crash she's so clumsy

Pardon me, I had to take a few minutes to compose myself, I think I was in shock but now I'm over it I can join the party again.
A widow eh? That's interesting

Hagatha you write? Where do you get your inspiration from? I tried writing a book once but didn't finish a chapter.

Hey it's all doom and gloom in here anyone want to see some of my dancing?

*kicks leg so high in air her knee hits her shoulder*

I shall retire to my cabin and study the evidence, I will announce the murderer tonight tomorrow the day after soon

Grabs camera and starts shooting people

Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:

Pardon me, I had to take a few minutes to compose myself, I think I was in shock but now I'm over it I can join the party again.
A widow eh? That's interesting

Hagatha you write? Where do you get your inspiration from? I tried writing a book once but didn't finish a chapter.

That is called a letter my dear

An Island in the Stream Gulf, you say? How lovely. Maybe you will permit me to visit one day?

*thinks how lovely ones head would look on a coin*

Forgive my presumptuousness dear. It was just that it sounded like an absolutely delicious plot for a film. 

I hope that's dirt on my goggles and not pubes I spied

An Island in the Stream Gulf, you say? How lovely. Maybe you will permit me to visit one day?

*thinks how lovely ones head would look on a coin*

Twiddles with the zoom

Darling, any film you made about Xavier and myself would be a romantic blockbuster. Such love has rarely been seen and I would not want it cheapened by this industry of yours.

Hey it's all doom and gloom in here anyone want to see some of my dancing?

*kicks leg so high in air her knee hits her shoulder*