*polishes off martini and heads out on to the deck to contemplate tonight's developments*
Looks like I'm the last one standing tonight then
*polishes off martini and heads out on to the deck to contemplate tonight's developments*
*polishes off martini and heads out on to the deck to contemplate tonight's developments*
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Guten Abend dear people forgive my lateness but I over indulged at lunch zis afternoon.
I haf a question for Herr Hatpin - is it true zat you wanted to direct ze Kaptain's new movie?
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
So you are someone else who haz ze good reason to kill ze Kaptain Ja! 
ITS TRUE!, I was mad at captain Slost for breaking his promise to me, but I'm an actor; not a killer. The only time I have ever killed someone was in an accident during my circus act!
The question is, darling,how good an actor are you? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
It would seem darling, that you are a fool because by trying to look wise, you haven't answered the question and my suspicions about you are increasing by the minute.
I'm sorry in my haste to leave I may have overlooked your interest in my career. I was often called the clown actor, I would like to think that was because I make people laugh
It is wise not to judge yourself, rather let others be your judge. Regarding your suspicions - If I were a murderer I would be telling lies. If I am innocent I would not fear the truth.
The truth is I did not kill Captain Slost..
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
after last nights drunken ramblings question and answers I can eliminate (*big word, takes an aspirin) the following:
Emma Dale
Ben Dover
Theresa Green
Lee Kinsella and
Professor R Sole
I will now concentrate on the idiots passengers who frequent the bar...
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
after last nights drunken ramblings question and answers I can eliminate (*big word, takes an aspirin) the following:
Emma Dale
Ben Dover
Theresa Green
Lee Kinsella and
Professor R Sole
I will now concentrate on the idiots passengers who frequent the bar...
Mines a Crabbies
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
after last nights drunken ramblings question and answers I can eliminate (*big word, takes an aspirin) the following:
Emma Dale
Ben Dover
Theresa Green
Lee Kinsella and
Professor R Sole
I will now concentrate on the idiots passengers who frequent the bar...
hmmmm as I thought - must be a cousin or something!
*strolls in confidently without crashing into anything, heads for the bar* 
*Watches Ms Airhead successfully negotiate the room and wonders if Willet has invented some kind of remote control and is secretly steering her from somewhere else*
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
*strolls in confidently without crashing into anything, heads for the bar*
Films event for Guinness book of records
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
*strolls in confidently without crashing into anything, heads for the bar*
Films event for Guinness book of records
Evening Mr Hatpin, I've bought you a Crabbies 
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
*strolls in confidently without crashing into anything, heads for the bar*
Films event for Guinness book of records
Evening Mr Hatpin, I've bought you a Crabbies
I'm err almost speachless thank you Ms Airbrain Head..
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
I'm err almost speachless thank you Ms Airbrain Head..
you're more than welcome...*nearly drops drink*
Guten Abend dear people 
There is a definite change in your demeanour My dear... I was wondering if you ever intended to give up stalking Capt Slost?
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Guten Abend dear people
good evening Doctor 
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Guten Abend dear people
Pushes Dr out of way... Rude git
Evening darlings!
*clicks fingers* double vodka martini please bar tender!
*clicks fingers* double vodka martini please bar tender!
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
There is a definite change in your demeanour My dear... I was wondering if you ever intended to give up stalking Capt Slost?
Never give up, never surrender-that's my motto!You have to understand, it was the thrill of the chase. Why was I stalking Captain Slost? Because he was there!
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
There is a definite change in your demeanour My dear... I was wondering if you ever intended to give up stalking Capt Slost?
Never give up, never surrender-that's my motto!You have to understand, it was the thrill of the chase. Why was I stalking Captain Slost? Because he was there!
And what are you going to do now he is not here??
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Guten Abend dear people
Pushes Dr out of way... Rude git
rude pah! murderer 
*reclines elegantly on a leather chair and glugs back delicately sips cocktail...immediately regrets the choice of peach satin for tonight...slides off chair and lands in a slight;y crumpled heap under the table*
Don't worry darlings, I didn't spill a drop!
*crawls out from under table..stands up in as ladylike a manner as possible and totters off to cabin to change into slightly less slippery frock*
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Evening darlings!
*clicks fingers* double vodka martini please bar tender!
*clicks fingers* double vodka martini please bar tender!
evening Hag... is that the lights flickering? it's very breezy here tonight please let the leccy stay on
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
And what are you going to do now he is not here??
Hmm...interesting question Mr Hatpin, I suppose I will find myself a new target, sometime the answer is staring you in the face *bats eyelashes against goggles* 
My lights are switched on miss airhead 
I'm relying on everyone else's flickering/dim lights to enable me to concentrate hard tonight, I want to solve this case!
I'm relying on everyone else's flickering/dim lights to enable me to concentrate hard tonight, I want to solve this case!Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Guten Abend dear people
Pushes Dr out of way... Rude git
rude pah! murderer
Oh A murderer am I? Then you would be wise to stay in my good books.. Unless of course you know I am not the killer because in fact you are!!
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
And what are you going to do now he is not here??
Hmm...interesting question Mr Hatpin, I suppose I will find myself a new target, sometime the answer is staring you in the face *bats eyelashes against goggles*
*wafts back in wearing a beautiful (and not at all slippery) peach creation and catches bit of chit chat*
Oh dear, Mr Hatpin, darling, if you still have the gun, shoot yourself now and stop the misery before it starts.
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
And what are you going to do now he is not here??
Hmm...interesting question Mr Hatpin, I suppose I will find myself a new target, sometime the answer is staring you in the face *bats eyelashes against goggles*
Are you sure thats wise my dear?
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
My lights are switched on miss airhead I'm relying on everyone else's flickering/dim lights to enable me to concentrate hard tonight, I want to solve this case!
I'm relying on everyone else's flickering/dim lights to enable me to concentrate hard tonight, I want to solve this case!
my leccy is more likely to stay on than you solving this flipping blowing a gale 
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Guten Abend dear people
Pushes Dr out of way... Rude git
rude pah! murderer
Oh A murderer am I? Then you would be wise to stay in my good books.. Unless of course you know I am not the killer because in fact you are!!
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
And what are you going to do now he is not here??
Hmm...interesting question Mr Hatpin, I suppose I will find myself a new target, sometime the answer is staring you in the face *bats eyelashes against goggles*
Are you sure thats wise my dear?
that is really serious scary sh*t, even with my goggles on
*Walks into bar somberly and orders a stiff drink...a double*
*Turn to face the throng*
I think there is something you should all know about Mrs Gonyett...
*pretend that I'm reading this out loud* 
Izzy, I think that you killed Captain Slost to stop him turning you into the police!
*I thought I was in there too
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
*Walks into bar somberly and orders a stiff drink...a double*
*Turn to face the throng*
I think there is something you should all know about Mrs Gonyett...
*pretend that I'm reading this out loud*
Izzy, I think that you killed Captain Slost to stop him turning you into the police!
*I thought I was in there too
*sits with face as blank as this post*
Princey, darling, I can't see what is written, is it in invisible ink?
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
*Walks into bar somberly and orders a stiff drink...a double*
*Turn to face the throng*
I think there is something you should all know about Mrs Gonyett...
*pretend that I'm reading this out loud*
Izzy, I think that you killed Captain Slost to stop him turning you into the police!
*I thought I was in there too
my glasses must be fogged I ze nothing 
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
*Walks into bar somberly and orders a stiff drink...a double*
*Turn to face the throng*
I think there is something you should all know about Mrs Gonyett...
*pretend that I'm reading this out loud*
Izzy, I think that you killed Captain Slost to stop him turning you into the police!
*I thought I was in there too
it would be fantastic to read what it was *cleans goggles again*
Oooh that's interesting prince!
I can't see the picture
Forgive my rather melodramatic overtures.. It's my acting background coming to the fore
why couldn't it have been the shit scary face and not the evidence
Taps hearing aid can't hear a thing