Unfortunately, yes it is true 
And My Father will be more than furious when he find out...He'll probably disown me 
I was meant to invest that money wisely to prove my fitness with money to my Father and Captain Slost seemed like a got investment but he lied to me! He just used my money to have a good time! 
is that what you were arguing about on the night he was shot?
I had.. but not to speak to 
I had.. but not to speak to
another suspect 
I had.. but not to speak to
who ze heck are you? Mein Gott anyone can come aboard ze boaty and contaminate ze evidence 
Guten Abend dear people forgive my lateness but I over indulged at lunch zis afternoon.
I haf a question for Herr Hatpin - is it true zat you wanted to direct ze Kaptain's new movie?
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
And are they handsome and better with money too darling?
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
a suitable ending for him Mr Hatpin if you were out for revenge maybe
Guten Abend dear people forgive my lateness but I over indulged at lunch zis afternoon.
I haf a question for Herr Hatpin - is it true zat you wanted to direct ze Kaptain's new movie?
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
So you are someone else who haz ze good reason to kill ze Kaptain Ja!
Oh, I do, darling, I do. My dearly beloved wanted me to be happy though, to meet new people, he would not be as offended by my life as you appear to be, darling.
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
a suitable ending for him Mr Hatpin if you were out for revenge maybe
There is hope for me yet revenge is a dish best served cold.
Guten Abend dear people forgive my lateness but I over indulged at lunch zis afternoon.
I haf a question for Herr Hatpin - is it true zat you wanted to direct ze Kaptain's new movie?
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
So you are someone else who haz ze good reason to kill ze Kaptain Ja!
ITS TRUE!, I was mad at captain Slost for breaking his promise to me, but I'm an actor; not a killer. The only time I have ever killed someone was in an accident during my circus act!
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
a suitable ending for him Mr Hatpin if you were out for revenge maybe
There is hope for me yet revenge is a dish best served cold.
**flees to bed and locks door**
Oh, I do, darling, I do. My dearly beloved wanted me to be happy though, to meet new people, he would not be as offended by my life as you appear to be, darling.
the only thing that seems to make you happy is money Mrs Gonyett, happiness comes in many forms but apparently your always starts with a dollar sign Did your flirtations with the Captain fail when you found out he had blew the Princes money?
well I shall tell you vos I zink - *pushes glasses up nose and narrows eyes at Herr Hatpin* I zink you murdered ze Kaptain ja!!!!! unt vy? Because he said you could direct iz film and zen ee went back on iz word so you shot im stone dead
Guten Abend dear people forgive my lateness but I over indulged at lunch zis afternoon.
I haf a question for Herr Hatpin - is it true zat you wanted to direct ze Kaptain's new movie?
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
So you are someone else who haz ze good reason to kill ze Kaptain Ja!
ITS TRUE!, I was mad at captain Slost for breaking his promise to me, but I'm an actor; not a killer. The only time I have ever killed someone was in an accident during my circus act!
The question is, darling,how good an actor are you? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.
As an actor I get away with a lot
That isn't true!
He may have conned me but the money was my responsibility! Killing him wouldn't get me it back.!
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
a suitable ending for him Mr Hatpin if you were out for revenge maybe
There is hope for me yet revenge is a dish best served cold.
**flees to bed and locks door**
this looks a shady character
Oh, I do, darling, I do. My dearly beloved wanted me to be happy though, to meet new people, he would not be as offended by my life as you appear to be, darling.
the only thing that seems to make you happy is money Mrs Gonyett, happiness comes in many forms but apparently your always starts with a dollar sign Did your flirtations with the Captain fail when you found out he had blew the Princes money?
For goodness sake, woman! I said earlier that there was absolutely nothing like that between the Captain and myself. I can also, safely say, that it was not his money that bound us together.
That isn't true!
He may have conned me but the money was my responsibility! Killing him wouldn't get me it back.!
you still wouldn't get it back if he'd spent it
You look flushed Fanny.
Who was it this time 
Guten Abend dear people forgive my lateness but I over indulged at lunch zis afternoon.
I haf a question for Herr Hatpin - is it true zat you wanted to direct ze Kaptain's new movie?
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
So you are someone else who haz ze good reason to kill ze Kaptain Ja!
ITS TRUE!, I was mad at captain Slost for breaking his promise to me, but I'm an actor; not a killer. The only time I have ever killed someone was in an accident during my circus act!
The question is, darling,how good an actor are you? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Guten Abend dear people forgive my lateness but I over indulged at lunch zis afternoon.
I haf a question for Herr Hatpin - is it true zat you wanted to direct ze Kaptain's new movie?
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
So you are someone else who haz ze good reason to kill ze Kaptain Ja!
ITS TRUE!, I was mad at captain Slost for breaking his promise to me, but I'm an actor; not a killer. The only time I have ever killed someone was in an accident during my circus act!
accident!!! PAH!! I zink nothing you do iz an accident as ze poor Kaptain found to iz cost
For goodness sake, woman! I said earlier that there was absolutely nothing like that between the Captain and myself. I can also, safely say, that it was not his money that bound us together.
so what did Mrs Gonyett... knowing the Captain, he had to be getting something from this relationship and if it wasn't in your bed the only other thing would be finical gain knowing him and now you
Alas the Crabbies best me again
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
Guten Abend dear people forgive my lateness but I over indulged at lunch zis afternoon.
I haf a question for Herr Hatpin - is it true zat you wanted to direct ze Kaptain's new movie?
Ahh the Captains movie.. Every director in the world would have given his left nut (or some female equivilent)to direct that movie. It was going to be a box office hit but capt. Slost had to go and give it to that Iceburg chap. What an amateur.. Now he has ended up on an iceberg!
So you are someone else who haz ze good reason to kill ze Kaptain Ja!
ITS TRUE!, I was mad at captain Slost for breaking his promise to me, but I'm an actor; not a killer. The only time I have ever killed someone was in an accident during my circus act!
The question is, darling,how good an actor are you? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
It would seem darling, that you are a fool because by trying to look wise, you haven't answered the question and my suspicions about you are increasing by the minute.
Alas the Crabbies best me again
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
if I end up dead there will be no who done it!!
*runs*
For goodness sake, woman! I said earlier that there was absolutely nothing like that between the Captain and myself. I can also, safely say, that it was not his money that bound us together.
so what did Mrs Gonyett... knowing the Captain, he had to be getting something from this relationship and if it wasn't in your bed the only other thing would be finical gain knowing him and now you
Fanny, darling, I need my dictionary back.
Erm.. No I didn't even see a gun!
Anyway I was far to worried about the rash on my... erm...leg to think about anything else
For goodness sake, woman! I said earlier that there was absolutely nothing like that between the Captain and myself. I can also, safely say, that it was not his money that bound us together.
so what did Mrs Gonyett... knowing the Captain, he had to be getting something from this relationship and if it wasn't in your bed the only other thing would be finical gain knowing him and now you
Fanny, darling, I need my dictionary back.
oops...*wipes goggles* and you never answered
you may scuttle to ze bed Herr Hatpin but I shall keep my eye on you ja
For goodness sake, woman! I said earlier that there was absolutely nothing like that between the Captain and myself. I can also, safely say, that it was not his money that bound us together.
so what did Mrs Gonyett... knowing the Captain, he had to be getting something from this relationship and if it wasn't in your bed the only other thing would be finical gain knowing him and now you
Fanny, darling, I need my dictionary back.
oops...*wipes goggles* and you never answered
I can only assume that you meant 'financial' gain, darling and I certainly did not gain anything from our friendship. The Captain was merely keeping the memory of my dearly beloved Xavier alive, he was a very good friend of his after all.
And on that note, I am off to my cabin, darlings. The sea air and cocktails are a lethal combination.
Good night darlings.
I can only assume that you meant 'financial' gain, darling and I certainly did not gain anything from our friendship. The Captain was merely keeping the memory of my dearly beloved Xavier alive, he was a very good friend of his after all.
Hmm, thanks for replying Mrs Gonyett...although knowing the Captain, I think there is more to this on one or both parts. I shall take a litre glass of wine to my bed and ponder on certain aspects of dodgy answers 
*grasps bottle tight, and treads carefully*
