That's interesting Willie...ponders I think I'll rule the Russians out and look for the answer closer to home Like who would have the funds to pay for such a fantastic innovation

 

the goggles sound wonderful, I shall cable my management to look out for this wonderful new invention

Oh there was no love here and we weren't in 'contact' for a little while before he was killed

Very much the done thing, I see...

*scribbles notes for possible future storyline about a group of swingers*

 

I can assure you, Ms Twisty Knickers, that their was nothing of that sort of thing between the poor Captain and myself. He was most definitely not my sort of man, darling.

Maybe my next novel could be like a cross between mills & boon and petty mason

*perry mason!

Although.. Petty would make a good name for a female character...

Do you base all your novels on rl events? *eyes Miss Twisty as she replies*

Not all Fanny, but inspiration from real life certainly helps with the development stages of a new story

 

I am very close to solving this, I've narrowed it down to someone on this liner

Hey Willet I find it strange that our Dear departed Captain was such a dab hand at inventions and screenplay writing.. Wonder why he was captaining a ship. Slost was certainly a strange person.

 

Was it the Polar Bear?

 

 

I missed a suspect

Are you sure Emily? Is there definitely not a stowaway hiding on your plane?

 

No one gets near the Pink Peril except me Hag

Or floating behind us in a ring?

 

I know what you mean, darling. He certainly had his fingers in more than a few pies and most probably Fanny, it's a wonder he ever had the time to captain this ship. Were you terribly upset when he pulled the plug on your movie, darling?

Evening Ladies

You all look lovely tonight

 

Well, darling, given your eyesight I am amazed you even found the plane, never mind flew it around the world.

 

 

you've not been in the water an all

 

 

evening your highness

 

 

I can fly the Pink Peril blind folded Mrs Gonyett

Well it was not my movie. It was his script - When I found out Iceburg was getting the honours I found it strangely apt that the captain ended up on an iceberg.

Yes I was very upset.

Evening prince
Have you seen what that engineer has said about you?!

Is it true that the captain spent all your money? Won't your father be furious with you?!
I was surprised you made such a risky investment, considering your status in life

*taps Emily on the shoulder*

Erm.. I'm over here Darling.

 

 

 

I thought you looked a tad flamboyant in peach

Athnothurr cwabbiees Barmat

 

That would appear to be debatable, darling. I would suggest that Mr Fry and the darling Princey Poos pool their resources and invent a little tow plane and then train a guide dog to fly it for you. No more cock ups at Timbuktu, darling.

Just out of curiosity, how many of you lot had met the prince, prior to boarding this cruise ship?

Unfortunately, yes it is true  And My Father will be more than furious when he find out...He'll probably disown me 

I was meant to invest that money wisely to prove my fitness with money to my Father and Captain Slost seemed like a got investment but he lied to me! He just used my money to have a good time!

 

that was a minor mishap that turned out to be one of my better mistakes. If I had turned my map the right way up I would never have flown around the world in 79 days

The Captain did, not me... I don't think.

Just what I was about to ask!

 

I'm sure I would have remembered if I had, but with my eyesight

Not a lot to lose by killing him then eh?

I don't think I have, Princey poos have we met before?

and before my head starts to hurt again, how many harlots ladies were "involved" with the captain?

 

*goes to lie down, head hurts

 

Well, it's highly possible my dearly beloved Xavier might have run in to him at the Club, other that that I couldn't really say because Hoochie hasn't told me so far, sorry darling.

Guten Abend dear people forgive my lateness but I over indulged at lunch zis afternoon.

 

I haf a question for Herr Hatpin - is it true zat you wanted to direct ze Kaptain's new movie? 

Oh no prince, that's awful
If your father disowned you, then who would be next in line for the throne?!

Interesting, very very interesting