I thought that name sounded strange Mr Hatpin *giggles, silly me*

*is knocked flying by a klutz in huge goggles* 

*wafts around bar in another peach marvel and demonstrates to Ms Airhead how a real Lady negotiates the maze of tales in the room and just hopes that she can resist the cocktails sufficiently so as not to make a complete cock of herself on the way out*

One wonders the same.. this engineer even knew about my involvement... FANNY!!!

my notes my notes, a kingdom for my notes

so sorry, wrong play

Off with her head

 

I have noticed, darling, that your megaphone has not been seen since your night of sordid sordidness with Miss Shaker. It probably went the same way as the poor Cabin boy and now fanny is literally telling all your secrets darling.

 

 

*helps Mr Fry up*

 

So sorry Mr Fry, but now I've pulled you up by your dickie  could you answer me a question or two?

 

That depends. The people round here have a tendency to ask horrible impertinent questions. 

You mean this? Whips it out!

 

Evening all hope you're all well tonight. I just nearly choked on a twiglet but it's ok, I coughed it out

 

 

No, mine are not impertinent Mr Fry, just general interest really I just wondered what was so great about the Captain's cruise ship?

True.. True

Mr kiss and tell!

I'd like to ask some questions tonight too, first one being- where's the prince?!

Another

Please bar thingy

 

Fanny's mouth seems to big the same size as her other orifices

 

Oh what a relief, darling. 

Speaking of telling of relations... Did you ever have a relationship with poor Captain Slost.... Darling?

It was for me darling... Hell of a squeeze getting that in my pants I can tell you

 

Oh. Oh well, I can answer that easy enough. You more than anyone should appreciate its greatness! 

 

Just picture it Miss Airhead!!! A luxury cruise liner flying through the sky over Europe and China and Africa, coming in to land in some distant harbour! *sighs happily*

 

It's genius! Everyone will want a trip on one. EVERYONE! 

Is there any of you young ladies who DIDN'T fancy the captain?!

 

Second one being...."get your kit off and show us your camel toe" ??  

Willet- do you want to see my camel toe or the princes..?

 

Oh, how very dare you, darling?! The poor Captain was a very dear friend of my dearly beloved Xavier. They spent a lot of time together, darling, at a rather exclusive Gentleman's Club. Would you like me to get you a dictionary, darling, so you can look up 'exclusive' and 'gentleman'?

Slaps hand on head.. I should have filmed all this.. Would have made a great movie... The Murder On the Atlantic Express

That's interesting miss izzy, if your very dear hubby knew the captain well, then surely you did too!

 

Oh, definitely me, darling. I had my dearly beloved Xavier.

 

 

It sounds fabulous Mr Fry, I would love to pilot that *sighs*

 

Why didn't you invent your own cruise ship - a bigger better one than the Captain's?

 

 

Izzy, how often did you keep in contact with the captain after your husband passed away?

You might know the definition but you certainly don't conform to them.... I saw you leaving the Captains cabin the other day how very exclusive of you and gentlemanly of him might I add!

 

Care to explain?

 

There aren't enough cocktails in the world that would make that proposition and attractive one, darling.

Try a Crabbies

 

Oh dear, darling, please don't judge everyone by your incredibly low standards. Since my dearly beloved Xavier, well, you know, darling, since he went, the poor Captain really has been very attentive you know, darling. He was just checking I was well.

 

I tried to Ems, really I did! I just couldn't figure out how to get something that heavy off the ground. Captain Slost must have used some new fangled technology that I've never heard of. 

 

Maybe he was in cahoots with those pesky Russians.  They have stuff you wouldn't believe! Apparently they have invented a pair of flying goggles that don't make you look like a deformed panda on crack  

Really>>>

 

Contact between us since my dearly beloved Xavier went has been sporadic, darling and more than a bit painful for me, as you can imagine, darling. A bit like Ms Airheads bowel movements if her 'dancing' the other night is anything to go by.

Very attentive eh izzy? That's interesting darling! Miss airhead probably won't be happy about that, and if he was attentive to fanny too, I'm sure you weren't too thrilled either.

Quite the love double triangle wasn't it...

 

Not really, darling, they spent most of their time at the Gentleman's Club I mentioned. It's very much the 'done thing' in our circles, you know.

Twiddles with new camera dropped by airmail