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Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:

Entschuldigung Sie bitte!  Has anyone seen zee Princeling I haf a question to ask him ja! 

Evening to you too Herr Dokter.

Fire away, as they say.

I was wondering if you knew ze Kaptain Slost well? 

We didn't exchange b'day card Herr Dr but I can say that I knew him quite well

The thought of having a Prince (especially a rich and very hansom one)on board seemed to excite him and he seemed very keen to know about my business ventures.

We chatted at great length about the best ways to invest my Fathers money.

 

 

Now mind your own business you Teutonic quack 

you may haf ze money Princeling but you don't haf ze class and no amount of money can buy zat 

 

So was ze investing of your father's money ze reason you two were haffing ze argument yesterday?  I overheard ze two of you which waz not impossible giffing ze bleating noises you were making 

I believe I told you to mind your own business Dokter

What you heard was of a personal nature between me and the Captain and for my own protection, I must keep it secret!

 

Quite right too, darling, people from the lower echelons of life very often fail to see how important it is to protect oneself from certain things. They are so very keen to air all their dirty laundry in public for all to see. It is most tasteless. Apparently, there is even a new travelling theatre show presented by a Mr Kyle and he positively encouraged them to tell us all their revolting secrets. Mind you, darling, maybe Miss Shaker could get herself a stint in the show, she's not averse to sharing everything she's got, is she darling?

In addition to smelling ze gas from Ms Gonyett I smells ze desperation 

FM
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:

So far the only person who would not have shot The captain is himself.... Hmmm thats an idea... Nah

 

So he was killed for something he had or some nasty he had done. Now which one might it be?

 

 

 

or something he wanted back

or something he was about to expose......

 

* you actually had an idea then detective*

Soooo the captain was about to expose himself and he was shot.. fascinating! 

James
Last edited by James
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:

So far the only person who would not have shot The captain is himself.... Hmmm thats an idea... Nah

 

So he was killed for something he had or some nasty he had done. Now which one might it be?

 

 

 

or something he wanted back

or something he was about to expose......

 

* you actually had an idea then detective*

I can only have one at a time otherwise my head hurts

machel
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:

So far the only person who would not have shot The captain is himself.... Hmmm thats an idea... Nah

 

So he was killed for something he had or some nasty he had done. Now which one might it be?

 

 

 

or something he wanted back

or something he was about to expose......

 

* you actually had an idea then detective*

Soooo the captain was about to expose himself and he was shot.. fascinating! 

 

That rules Fanny out then...

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:

Entschuldigung Sie bitte!  Has anyone seen zee Princeling I haf a question to ask him ja! 

Evening to you too Herr Dokter.

Fire away, as they say.

I was wondering if you knew ze Kaptain Slost well? 

We didn't exchange b'day card Herr Dr but I can say that I knew him quite well

The thought of having a Prince (especially a rich and very hansom one)on board seemed to excite him and he seemed very keen to know about my business ventures.

We chatted at great length about the best ways to invest my Fathers money.

 

 

Now mind your own business you Teutonic quack 

you may haf ze money Princeling but you don't haf ze class and no amount of money can buy zat 

 

So was ze investing of your father's money ze reason you two were haffing ze argument yesterday?  I overheard ze two of you which waz not impossible giffing ze bleating noises you were making 

I believe I told you to mind your own business Dokter

What you heard was of a personal nature between me and the Captain and for my own protection, I must keep it secret!

 

Quite right too, darling, people from the lower echelons of life very often fail to see how important it is to protect oneself from certain things. They are so very keen to air all their dirty laundry in public for all to see. It is most tasteless. Apparently, there is even a new travelling theatre show presented by a Mr Kyle and he positively encouraged them to tell us all their revolting secrets. Mind you, darling, maybe Miss Shaker could get herself a stint in the show, she's not averse to sharing everything she's got, is she darling?

I agree Darling and that Mr Kyle sounds most ghastly!

 

Could I interest you in that 'screaming orgasm' you were too pissed unwell to have last evening?

Prince Ton-Akadamee
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:

In addition to smelling ze gas from Ms Gonyett I smells ze desperation 

 

I smell Mrs Gonyett trying to off load blame in any which way direction adds another names to list

we are in ze agreement Miss Airhead ja!

 

 

ja

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:

So far the only person who would not have shot The captain is himself.... Hmmm thats an idea... Nah

 

So he was killed for something he had or some nasty he had done. Now which one might it be?

 

 

 

or something he wanted back

or something he was about to expose......

 

* you actually had an idea then detective*

I can only have one at a time otherwise my head hurts

Definitely Vi's sister

 

 

Prince Ton-Akadamee
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
 

I agree Darling and that Mr Kyle sounds most ghastly!

 

Could I interest you in that 'screaming orgasm' you were too pissed unwell to have last evening?

 

At last, darling! I asked for it ages ago! 

I'm sorry Darling

That infuriating Doktor drove me to distraction

Prince Ton-Akadamee
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
 

I agree Darling and that Mr Kyle sounds most ghastly!

 

Could I interest you in that 'screaming orgasm' you were too pissed unwell to have last evening?

 

At last, darling! I asked for it ages ago! 

I'm sorry Darling

That infuriating Doktor drove me to distraction

Pfft!  you haf somezing to hide and I will find out what

 

 

 

 

so dear people I shall retire to my Kabine and mull over zings Gute Nacht 

FM
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
 

I agree Darling and that Mr Kyle sounds most ghastly!

 

Could I interest you in that 'screaming orgasm' you were too pissed unwell to have last evening?

 

At last, darling! I asked for it ages ago! 

I'm sorry Darling

That infuriating Doktor drove me to distraction

 

The only problem is, darling, I waited so long for you to get me a drink that I proceeded to drink enough to sink a battleship and am now so pissed I can barely stand need to return to my cabin and collapse in a heap catch up on some sleep. This murder has plated havoc with my sleeping pattern darling. Try and get here a bit earlier tomorrow and you can treat me to one then, darling Princey poo.

 

Good night all, I am more than a little ratarsed tired and am in need of my bed.

 

*stumbles out of room and asks some passing cabin boy who appears to be covered in slime and unaware of his surroundings to take her back to cabin*

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
 

I agree Darling and that Mr Kyle sounds most ghastly!

 

Could I interest you in that 'screaming orgasm' you were too pissed unwell to have last evening?

 

At last, darling! I asked for it ages ago! 

I'm sorry Darling

That infuriating Doktor drove me to distraction

 

The only problem is, darling, I waited so long for you to get me a drink that I proceeded to drink enough to sink a battleship and am now so pissed I can barely stand need to return to my cabin and collapse in a heap catch up on some sleep. This murder has plated havoc with my sleeping pattern darling. Try and get here a bit earlier tomorrow and you can treat me to one then, darling Princey poo.

 

Good night all, I am more than a little ratarsed tired and am in need of my bed.

 

*stumbles out of room and asks some passing cabin boy who appears to be covered in slime and unaware of his surroundings to take her back to cabin*

My dearest, anticipation will make tomorrow night all the more delightful

 

Enjoy your rest you will need it Sweetheart, until tomorrow.

Prince Ton-Akadamee

*Comes upon a door with a large piece of paper saying "Police Only" stuck on lopsidedly with a single piece of blu-tack. A strange pixie-like creature is slumped unconscious over desk in broom cupboard clutching a straw.*

 

*Pushes through the mountain of scrumpled up "notes" covering the floor and peers over the snorting pixie's shoulder to examine notebook*

 

  Hmmmm the Brator creature seems to have relatives everywhere!

 

Miss Marple
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:

 That Fanny had something to do with this, The contract to be Director was almost in my grasp till she worked her persuasive charms on that gullable Slost

 

So the Captain seemed to have his fingers in a lot of pies. A man of mystery indeed.

 

 

Probably, the engineer was covered in soot, Fanny's trademark

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:

*Comes upon a door with a large piece of paper saying "Police Only" stuck on lopsidedly with a single piece of blu-tack. A strange pixie-like creature is slumped unconscious over desk in broom cupboard clutching a straw.*

 

*Pushes through the mountain of scrumpled up "notes" covering the floor and peers over the snorting pixie's shoulder to examine notebook*

 

  Hmmmm the Brator creature seems to have relatives everywhere!

 

 

This ship really is the most indiscreet place I have ever been, darlings. How on Earth did an engineer know so much about the poor Captain's dealings?

Izzy Gonyett

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