Good evening prince

Miss airhead, I think the captain cheered me on playing deck tennis later in the day, I can't be sure it was him though because I took my glasses off- I didn't want to break them during the game

Speaking off, why don't you ever remove your goggles? What are you hiding under there?

I always like to be prepared Hag, I'm sure they are..if someone solves this I may try and pry them off

There's no need to be so blunt!

That fanny certainly gets around a bit doesn't she!

the only Fanny to have had some stick on every continent

We didn't exchange b'day card Herr Dr but I can say that I knew him quite well

The thought of having a Prince (especially a rich and very hansom one)on board seemed to excite him and he seemed very keen to know about my business ventures.

We chatted at great length about the best ways to invest my Fathers money.

Now mind your own business you Teutonic quack 

That fanny certainly gets around a bit doesn't she!

I hear the VD clinic are giving her an award for her services to science, darling. Since she's been around, there has been a 250% increase in the number of men going to them for check ups.

and did you invest anything Your Highness?

I hate to poop on the party, but I'm going to nod off!
I shall bid you goodnight

Good night, darling, sleep well and do try to remember to use that Preparation H on your eyes as well, it will help you look less haggard in the morning.

Sits in corner reading celluloid monthly looking for ideas to steal new ideas

Can I smell gas?

Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:

I hate to poop on the party, but I'm going to nod off!
I shall bid you goodnight

Toodle pip Haggy

you may haf ze money Princeling but you don't haf ze class and no amount of money can buy zat 

So was ze investing of your father's money ze reason you two were haffing ze argument yesterday?  I overheard ze two of you which waz not impossible giffing ze bleating noises you were making 

Not in here, darling, but there was the most awful whiff of it in the reading room earlier.

it's coming from Mrs Gonyett's direction

so the Prince is more smarm than charm He kept that very quiet the Captain is murdered and he was arguing with him before, adds yet another name to my growing list

Strikes match and loses eyebrows in the resulting explosion

I don't think so, darling! A lady like myself would never do that in public.

I believe I told you to mind your own business Dokter

What you heard was of a personal nature between me and the Captain and for my own protection, I must keep it secret!

never trust ze smarmy charmy men my dear 

a little pussy told me different...so we can rule fanny out

ha! ze Princeling haz somezing to hide ja!  I shall find out or my name isn't Herr Doktor Heimlich Manouevre 

@ you lot

and dodgy accents Herr Doctor.... throws pen and paper in the air and goes back to throwing names in the hat

now that I believe

  it iz I swear I haf ze medical certificate and degree to prove it 

so Peter,,, so how long did you serve study

So far the only person who would not have shot The captain is himself.... Hmmm thats an idea... Nah

So he was killed for something he had or some nasty he had done. Now which one might it be?

or something he wanted back

Did you buy them on eBay?

or something he was about to expose......

Well he wanted the gun - he asked for it or did he ask for the bullet?

Quite right too, darling, people from the lower echelons of life very often fail to see how important it is to protect oneself from certain things. They are so very keen to air all their dirty laundry in public for all to see. It is most tasteless. Apparently, there is even a new travelling theatre show presented by a Mr Kyle and he positively encouraged them to tell us all their revolting secrets. Mind you, darling, maybe Miss Shaker could get herself a stint in the show, she's not averse to sharing everything she's got, is she darling?

I got ze stamp of approval from ze University of Perugia ja! 

* you actually had an idea then detective*

Where are Willy and Fanny?

*retires for the evening to study evidence

or..shouted shoot at you when he meant cut