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Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Goodness me! What a strange letter

How did you get hold of it izzy, if it's meant for Willet?

 

 

it was stuck to her shoe Hag...^^^^ up there By the way Hag, can you tell me what research did you do for your new novel?

 

Well she has you fooled.  Airhead by name....etc.  

Willet Fry
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Research? Ah yes, well I decides to set my new novel at christmas time, so it's release date is perfect for gift buying times.. So I went to NYC to soak up the festive atmosphere, watched home alone and bought a pair of red brogues! The inspiration was unstoppable, I wrote it between thanksgiving and advent! No wonder my arthritis has flared up again

 

 

surely shooting a gun is the simplest way to kill someone?

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Goodness me! What a strange letter

How did you get hold of it izzy, if it's meant for Willet?

 

 

it was stuck to her shoe Hag...^^^^ up there By the way Hag, can you tell me what research did you do for your new novel?

 

Well she has you fooled.  Airhead by name....etc.  

 

 

I tend to believe where Izzy found the note Mr Fry, unlike you your explanation

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
 

 

Oh, darling, you can say what you like, the evidence is there for all to see. Just one thing, darling, have you ever been inside Herr Doktor Manoeuvre's cabin? 

 

No, can't say that I have.  Although I keep meaning to talk to him.... I'm branching out from flying things (reckon its for the best), I think he'd be very interested in the Phlegm-o-meter I've designed.  

 

I was going to demonstrate it earlier in the evening in the study, but I didn't want to disturb dear Miss Twisty while she was writing. 

 

On which evening, darling? The evening the poor Captain was so brutally slain?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:

Well Willet, do you still have those plans.. ??

 

Depends if Miss Peachy Draws swiped those too when she was nosing around my cabin. 

 

*puts on best shocked and insulted voice*

 

DARLING!! I can assure you I NEVER wear any peachy draws. Ever.

So do you have the plans??

 

James
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:

Well Willet, do you still have those plans.. ??

 

Depends if Miss Peachy Draws swiped those too when she was nosing around my cabin. 

 

*puts on best shocked and insulted voice*

 

DARLING!! I can assure you I NEVER wear any peachy draws. Ever.

So do you have the plans??

 

 

I don't no, darling. Unless they are stuck to my other shoe. I shall have a look when I retire for the evening.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
 

 

Oh, darling, you can say what you like, the evidence is there for all to see. Just one thing, darling, have you ever been inside Herr Doktor Manoeuvre's cabin? 

 

No, can't say that I have.  Although I keep meaning to talk to him.... I'm branching out from flying things (reckon its for the best), I think he'd be very interested in the Phlegm-o-meter I've designed.  

 

I was going to demonstrate it earlier in the evening in the study, but I didn't want to disturb dear Miss Twisty while she was writing. 

 

On which evening, darling? The evening the poor Captain was so brutally slain?

 

No, earlier this evening darling. 

Willet Fry
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
That's a very random response miss airhead!
"Shooting a gun is the simplest way to kill someone?"
Interesting, very interesting...

Clearly you didn't read my latest novel, the victim "fell" off the ladder decorating the rockerfella christmas tree!

If Rockerfella had come to me it would not have happened

James
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
That's a very random response miss airhead!
"Shooting a gun is the simplest way to kill someone?"
Interesting, very interesting...

Clearly you didn't read my latest novel, the victim "fell" off the ladder decorating the rockerfella christmas tree!

 

sorry, no I didn't Hag, I once read a chapter oh, one more thing I was meaning to ask you, did you have much contact with Captain Slost before he was killed?

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Very briefly miss airhead; he asked my to sign a copy of my book for him, which I did.. I was hoping to ask if he could let me have a go on the ships steering wheel, or ring that big bell, but he was far more interested in perusing that lap dancer girl!

 

 

is that the only time you had contact with him Hag?

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:

ze Princeling az anyone seen ze Princeling????

 

*starts to wonder if ee iz invisible* 

 

 

Herr Doctor, he is about somewhere, I saw a flash of something gold in my left goggle

danke my dear *clicks heels and bows*  I shall go in search of him 

FM
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:

*Saunters in to the bar after a rather bracing game of badminton on the poop deck*

 

Evening Ladies

 

Good evening Princey poo, darling. I'm just about ready for that Screaming Orgasm you promised me last night. I do hope you haven't forgotten, it's been a while since I had one, I hope I can still handle it.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):

mmm missing gun

mmm missing plans

mmm missing prince

what can I deduce from this?

Answer - Missing Fanny - 

I've just been playing badminton with the barkeep, you know the one, yay high and walks with a limp. He said he may have worn Fanny out lastnight

Prince Ton-Akadamee
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