*wafts into room with considerably less decorum than usual and hammers on the bar to get everyone's attention*
Darlings, darlings, I am so glad you are here, you need to see this letter, you really do, darlings.
*waves a bit of paper in the air and tries to catch breath and order a cocktail at the same time*
Give me a minute, darlings, I just need to lubricate the old vocal chords.
*knocks back cocktail and gets ready to read out letter*
Is the bar open?
Open and stocked full of crabbies 
*wafts into room with considerably less decorum than usual and hammers on the bar to get everyone's attention*
Darlings, darlings, I am so glad you are here, you need to see this letter, you really do, darlings.
*waves a bit of paper in the air and tries to catch breath and order a cocktail at the same time*
Give me a minute, darlings, I just need to lubricate the old vocal chords.
*knocks back cocktail and gets ready to read out letter*
Cast her in your new movie Farls. 100% A List drama queen 
*reads out loud*
So it is very clear, darlings, that you, Mr Fly, killed poor Captain Slost so that you could take credit for his flying ship machine thing-a-ma-bob, darling.
talk about suspense
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:*wafts into room with considerably less decorum than usual and hammers on the bar to get everyone's attention*
Darlings, darlings, I am so glad you are here, you need to see this letter, you really do, darlings.
*waves a bit of paper in the air and tries to catch breath and order a cocktail at the same time*
Give me a minute, darlings, I just need to lubricate the old vocal chords.
*knocks back cocktail and gets ready to read out letter*
Cast her in your new movie Farls. 100% A List drama queen
First I shall grab a Crabbies and Dr Pepper
well, well, well Mr fry 
*hides Pink Perils keys* 
*wafts into room with considerably less decorum than usual and hammers on the bar to get everyone's attention*
Darlings, darlings, I am so glad you are here, you need to see this letter, you really do, darlings.
*waves a bit of paper in the air and tries to catch breath and order a cocktail at the same time*
Give me a minute, darlings, I just need to lubricate the old vocal chords.
*knocks back cocktail and gets ready to read out letter*
Cast her in your new movie Farls. 100% A List drama queen
Bet you are not so cocky now, are you darling?
Hmmm Willet did confide to me that none of his inventions worked
Hmmm Willet did confide to me that none of his inventions worked
did he confide in you he stole Captain Slost's plans too?
ah Hag...I'd like a word with you if you can spare the time after Mr Fry tries to lie explain his way out of this
I found it stuck to the bottom of my shoe when I woke up in the broom cupboard just now with the mother of all hangovers cleared away last nights' outfit, darling.
Hmmm Willet did confide to me that none of his inventions worked
did he confide in you he stole Captain Slost's plans too?
Don't remember
Hmmm Willet did confide to me that none of his inventions worked
did he confide in you he stole Captain Slost's plans too?
Don't remember
you've not been the same since your night with Fanny
Eee by gum this Crabbies wine and Dr Pepper goes down well... Fills another pint glass
Hmmm Willet did confide to me that none of his inventions worked
did he confide in you he stole Captain Slost's plans too?
Don't remember
you've not been the same since your night with Fanny
Please I'm trying to forget it..
*reads out loud*
So it is very clear, darlings, that you, Mr Fly, killed poor Captain Slost so that you could take credit for his flying ship machine thing-a-ma-bob, darling.
Talk about putting two and two together and getting..... *counts on fingers* ....12. 
That letter proves nothing except that Captain Slost was a first class bully! Threatening to dump me all at sea like that....
Ok, I admit it, I may have stolen borrowed his plans, but that's a long way from murdering someone in cold blood! I've done some crazy things for my inventions but I draw the line at that. 
If I were you I'd take a closer look at his shady lawyer, he doesn't seem to object to getting physical in the pursuit of money.
All I did was the same thing as you Izzy! Poking about in other people's stuff and swiping their private documents.
Hmmm Willet did confide to me that none of his inventions worked
did he confide in you he stole Captain Slost's plans too?
Don't remember
Oh dear, darling, you must have a chat with Herr Doktor when he gets here, the shock of all this might have bought on a bout of selective amnesia. Or maybe you are just making this all up, darling?
Please I'm trying to forget it..
how can you forget a pot holing experience like that 
Exactly Miss Twisty. I knew I could rely on your solid intellect to dig deep and go after the truly important questions
Talk about putting two and two together and getting..... *counts on fingers* ....12.
That letter proves nothing except that Captain Slost was a first class bully! Threatening to dump me all at sea like that....
Ok, I admit it, I may have stolen borrowed his plans, but that's a long way from murdering someone in cold blood! I've done some crazy things for my inventions but I draw the line at that. If I were you I'd take a closer look at his shady lawyer, he doesn't seem to object to getting physical in the pursuit of money.
All I did was the same thing as you Izzy! Poking about in other people's stuff and swiping their private documents.
Mr Fry, if your capable of stealing someone's plans that could happen to make you a very rich man, how are we expected to believe to what level someone would stoop?
Talk about putting two and two together and getting..... *counts on fingers* ....12.
That letter proves nothing except that Captain Slost was a first class bully! Threatening to dump me all at sea like that....
Ok, I admit it, I may have stolen borrowed his plans, but that's a long way from murdering someone in cold blood! I've done some crazy things for my inventions but I draw the line at that. If I were you I'd take a closer look at his shady lawyer, he doesn't seem to object to getting physical in the pursuit of money.
All I did was the same thing as you Izzy! Poking about in other people's stuff and swiping their private documents.
Oh, darling, you can say what you like, the evidence is there for all to see. Just one thing, darling, have you ever been inside Herr Doktor Manoeuvre's cabin?
Please I'm trying to forget it..
how can you forget a pot holing experience like that
Cries "I'd rather not talk about it" sob
Exactly Miss Twisty. I knew I could rely on your solid intellect to dig deep and go after the truly important questions
Oh, do pay attention, darling, I FOUND it stuck to the bottom of my shoe. I am far too pissed most of the time lady like to go rummaging around in people's personal belongings.
it was stuck to her shoe Hag...^^^^ up there By the way Hag, can you tell me what research did you do for your new novel?
Please I'm trying to forget it..
how can you forget a pot holing experience like that
Cries "I'd rather not talk about it" sob
scary eh? I have a fear of large black caves too 
Guten Abend dear people I haf just come in from ze deck and ze weather is frightful - I am ze drownded rat ja!
Vos iz dis, Herr Fry stole some documents from ze Kaptain Mein Gott in Himmel eee can't come up wif ze decent invention so ee has to steal one haffing had my invention stolen I know how ze Kaptain felt - you bounder Herr Fry
Well Willet, do you still have those plans.. ??
Oh, darling, you can say what you like, the evidence is there for all to see. Just one thing, darling, have you ever been inside Herr Doktor Manoeuvre's cabin?
No, can't say that I have. Although I keep meaning to talk to him.... I'm branching out from flying things (reckon its for the best), I think he'd be very interested in the Phlegm-o-meter I've designed.
I was going to demonstrate it earlier in the evening in the study, but I didn't want to disturb dear Miss Twisty while she was writing.
Please I'm trying to forget it..
how can you forget a pot holing experience like that
Cries "I'd rather not talk about it" sob
scary eh? I have a fear of large black caves too
I have a rear of large enclosed dark places
so you won't tell me what research you did?
Well Willet, do you still have those plans.. ??
Depends if Miss Peachy Draws swiped those too when she was nosing around my cabin.
scary eh? I have a fear of large black caves too
I have a rear of large enclosed dark places
don't you mean Fanny
Please I'm trying to forget it..
how can you forget a pot holing experience like that
Cries "I'd rather not talk about it" sob
scary eh? I have a fear of large black caves too
Still, once her 'showbiz' career is over, she can always set herself up as a potholing attraction, darling. She'll never be poor, that girl.
