Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
So here's a random question... is anyone here related to the captain?
not as far as I'm aware 
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
Willet, it's ethical to sell your hair, teeth and toe nails 
Is it ethacl efficl ethucul........... right to sell other peoples though
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Leans over to Willet.
Iv'e heard a lot about your various flying machines, but it seems they always crash soon after take-off! Do any of your inventions actually work?
*leans over to confide in Farley*
So far? No, sadly not. 
Though I've come close! My most recent attempt didn't kill a single person, just maimed one or two, so I'm improving all the time. One day I'll get the hang of it, I'm sure 
leans closer and manages to get question out before falling off bar stool.
So how can you afford to keep inventing things that don't work?
*leans into Farley to stop him falling off his stool* 
I fund my work by various means Farley me old mate 
, but mostly I dabble in the scrap metal business. If there's one thing I have a lot of, it's scrap metal I also have a lot of spare body parts, but apparently it's not ethical to sell those on. 
Ask the Herr. Doktor, darling, I bet he could always find a use for a good stiffy.
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Leans over to Willet.
Iv'e heard a lot about your various flying machines, but it seems they always crash soon after take-off! Do any of your inventions actually work?
*leans over to confide in Farley*
So far? No, sadly not. Though I've come close! My most recent attempt didn't kill a single person, just maimed one or two, so I'm improving all the time. One day I'll get the hang of it, I'm sure
leans closer and manages to get question out before falling off bar stool.
So how can you afford to keep inventing things that don't work?
*leans into Farley to stop him falling off his stool*
I fund my work by various means Farley me old mate , but mostly I dabble in the scrap metal business. If there's one thing I have a lot of, it's scrap metal I also have a lot of spare body parts, but apparently it's not ethical to sell those on.
Ask the Herr. Doktor, darling, I bet he could always find a use for a good stiffy.
ze FILTH!!! you are I'm afraid, no ze laydee
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Hang on are you trying to keep people alive or kill them all???
You're not the first person to ask me that Farls , but seriously, I just want to transport them from one place to another as fast as possible. Dead or alive, arrive on time. Gonna put that on my billboards once I manage to invent something that works
I don't know of anyone being related to the captain either, that could possibly make a good plot twist though! *makes notes*
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Leans over to Willet.
Iv'e heard a lot about your various flying machines, but it seems they always crash soon after take-off! Do any of your inventions actually work?
*leans over to confide in Farley*
So far? No, sadly not. Though I've come close! My most recent attempt didn't kill a single person, just maimed one or two, so I'm improving all the time. One day I'll get the hang of it, I'm sure
leans closer and manages to get question out before falling off bar stool.
So how can you afford to keep inventing things that don't work?
*leans into Farley to stop him falling off his stool*
I fund my work by various means Farley me old mate , but mostly I dabble in the scrap metal business. If there's one thing I have a lot of, it's scrap metal I also have a lot of spare body parts, but apparently it's not ethical to sell those on.
Ask the Herr. Doktor, darling, I bet he could always find a use for a good stiffy.
Bleeding heck... Good thinking Izzy... Err are we really discussing the disposal of body parts here???
If I keep blowing my nose like this, people will think I'm related to a famous reindeer 
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Hang on are you trying to keep people alive or kill them all???
You're not the first person to ask me that Farls , but seriously, I just want to transport them from one place to another as fast as possible. Dead or alive, arrive on time. Gonna put that on my billboards once I manage to invent something that works
*makes note never to travel by air*
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
So here's a random question... is anyone here related to the captain?
not as far as I'm aware
So how long had you known the Captain Emily?
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
I don't know of anyone being related to the captain either, that could possibly make a good plot twist though! *makes notes*
Hagatha Twisty writes a good plot twist?
Yeah, and I could use the flying pigs to get my latest machine off the ground.
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Hang on are you trying to keep people alive or kill them all???
You're not the first person to ask me that Farls , but seriously, I just want to transport them from one place to another as fast as possible. Dead or alive, arrive on time. Gonna put that on my billboards once I manage to invent something that works
Hmmmm Alive... Thinks up a new plot for an aircrash scenario maybe high up in thr mountains some where... Now to fit in the body parts
So how long had you known the Captain Emily?
Almost 5 years Your Highness, we met in Austria when I was going through my mountain climbing phase and he was going through his chalet girl phase.
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
If I keep blowing my nose like this, people will think I'm related to a famous reindeer
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Leans over to Willet.
Iv'e heard a lot about your various flying machines, but it seems they always crash soon after take-off! Do any of your inventions actually work?
*leans over to confide in Farley*
So far? No, sadly not. Though I've come close! My most recent attempt didn't kill a single person, just maimed one or two, so I'm improving all the time. One day I'll get the hang of it, I'm sure
leans closer and manages to get question out before falling off bar stool.
So how can you afford to keep inventing things that don't work?
*leans into Farley to stop him falling off his stool*
I fund my work by various means Farley me old mate , but mostly I dabble in the scrap metal business. If there's one thing I have a lot of, it's scrap metal I also have a lot of spare body parts, but apparently it's not ethical to sell those on.
Ask the Herr. Doktor, darling, I bet he could always find a use for a good stiffy.
Bleeding heck... Good thinking Izzy... Err are we really discussing the disposal of body parts here???
Of course, darling? What else would we be discussing? It must be a male thing because the Herr Doktor chap seemed rather alarmed by my suggestion. Unless he is not so good with the stiffies, darling.
Lol that's me alright Farley! If I toss & turn enough in my sleep, I might wake up with hair that could be mistaken for antlers 
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
So how long had you known the Captain Emily?
Almost 5 years Your Highness, we met in Austria when I was going through my mountain climbing phase and he was going through his chalet girl phase.
Handy for when you crash a plane in the mountains... Have you ever acted before Ms Airhead?
Hmmm, actresses, interesting... *makes mental note to make actual note later on*
Good people I shall retire for ze night - I shall gazzer wiz you tomorrow 
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
So how long had you known the Captain Emily?
Almost 5 years Your Highness, we met in Austria when I was going through my mountain climbing phase and he was going through his chalet girl phase.
Handy for when you crash a plane in the mountains... Have you ever acted before Ms Airhead?
No sorry Mr Hatpin...do you pay well?
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
So how long had you known the Captain Emily?
Almost 5 years Your Highness, we met in Austria when I was going through my mountain climbing phase and he was going through his chalet girl phase.
And yet you feel in love with the womanizing buffoon?
Did you fall off a mountain and bang your head?
*Orders two more red wines*
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Good people I shall retire for ze night - I shall gazzer wiz you tomorrow
goodnight Herr Doctor 
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
So how long had you known the Captain Emily?
Almost 5 years Your Highness, we met in Austria when I was going through my mountain climbing phase and he was going through his chalet girl phase.
The Captain was a chalet girl, darling? How very bizarre.
Goodnight doctor
Night Doc
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Good people I shall retire for ze night - I shall gazzer wiz you tomorrow
Good night, Herr Darling Doktor, or something like that.
Bartender, another cocktail please.
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
So how long had you known the Captain Emily?
Almost 5 years Your Highness, we met in Austria when I was going through my mountain climbing phase and he was going through his chalet girl phase.
Handy for when you crash a plane in the mountains... Have you ever acted before Ms Airhead?
No sorry Mr Hatpin...do you pay well?
Stop changing the subject
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
And yet you feel in love with the womanizing buffoon?
Did you fall off a mountain and bang your head?
*Orders two more red wines*
Au contraire Your Highness, he was a very good womaniser!Plus he was brave, charming, intelligent, handsome....if only he had loved me he would have been my perfect man *clinks, cheers Your Highness*
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Good people I shall retire for ze night - I shall gazzer wiz you tomorrow
Good night, Herr Darling Doktor, or something like that.
Bartender, another cocktail please.
Has anyone actually seen this bar tender person
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
So how long had you known the Captain Emily?
Almost 5 years Your Highness, we met in Austria when I was going through my mountain climbing phase and he was going through his chalet girl phase.
The Captain was a chalet girl, darling? How very bizarre.
You look divine tonight Darling, would you like a cocktail?
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
No sorry Mr Hatpin...do you pay well?
Stop changing the subject
I didn't, one too many crabs crabbies I think Mr Hatpin.
What attracted you to him in the first place miss airhead? Was he charismatic?
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Good people I shall retire for ze night - I shall gazzer wiz you tomorrow
Good night, Herr Darling Doktor, or something like that.
Bartender, another cocktail please.
Has anyone actually seen this bar tender person
'Bout yay height and walks with a limp?
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
And yet you feel in love with the womanizing buffoon?
Did you fall off a mountain and bang your head?
*Orders two more red wines*
Au contraire Your Highness, he was a very good womaniser!Plus he was brave, charming, intelligent, handsome....if only he had loved me he would have been my perfect man *clinks, cheers Your Highness*
Well, apart from the deadness, of course, darling. Widowhood is not a great situation to suddenly find yourself in, darling.
*dabs eyes, delicately with a real handkerchief*
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
So how long had you known the Captain Emily?
Almost 5 years Your Highness, we met in Austria when I was going through my mountain climbing phase and he was going through his chalet girl phase.
The Captain was a chalet girl, darling? How very bizarre.
I think you misunderstood me Mrs Gonyett deliberatley
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
And yet you feel in love with the womanizing buffoon?
Did you fall off a mountain and bang your head?
*Orders two more red wines*
Au contraire Your Highness, he was a very good womaniser!Plus he was brave, charming, intelligent, handsome....if only he had loved me he would have been my perfect man *clinks, cheers Your Highness*
Poor dear, it must have been terribly maddening to be rejected like that Hmmm?
Well, apart from the deadness, of course, darling. Widowhood is not a great situation to suddenly find yourself in, darling.
*dabs eyes, delicately with a real handkerchief*
but you handle it so effortlessly Mrs Gonyett
Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Good people I shall retire for ze night - I shall gazzer wiz you tomorrow
Good night, Herr Darling Doktor, or something like that.
Bartender, another cocktail please.
Has anyone actually seen this bar tender person
'Bout yay height and walks with a limp?
Daddy!!!
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
Good people I shall retire for ze night - I shall gazzer wiz you tomorrow
Good night, Herr Darling Doktor, or something like that.
Bartender, another cocktail please.
Has anyone actually seen this bar tender person
No, darling, but that is the whole point. Service is discreet and efficient. I can tell you have never stayed at The Ritz.
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Poor dear, it must have been terribly maddening to be rejected like that Hmmm?
it happens Mr Hatpin *sighs* we choose who to love, but can't make them love us back unfortunately 