Is C Dog a pretty officer or petty? my goggles are steaming up with the 
I may have to have a chat with him if it's the former 
Petty, darling, all officers are petty. Admirals are a far better proposition.
not the one I know she he always leads me astray
I'm Emily Airhead *bumps into the lifeboat again* 
I am a globetrotter and adventurer. You must have seen photo's of me standing next to my lovely trusty plane, the Pink Peril 
Or maybe you recognise me from newsreels olf me landing after flew solo around the world in 79 days. People called me crazy for that stunt, the only thing I carried was a small hand mirror and a packet of salted peanuts.
Oh, how very brave of you, darling I suppose all those hours spent sitting down must have caused your thighs to spread. Your tailor is a jolly clever chap, his cut those trousers beautifully to cover them. You must give me his details, one can never have too many good tailors.
Guten abend dear people forgive my Engleeesh my name is Herr Doktor Heinrich Manoeuvre *bows head*
I'm sure you vill all ov heard of me - ze most eminent and respected and may I add, worlds foremost medical expert 
I'm the first prince of the isles of Wonga, Prince Ton-Akadamee.
You may address me as His Royal Highness if you can't get your tongue around my moniker.
In my experience, darling, the police force is a total waste of time, a truly incompetent bunch.
I totally agree...I have read about some bumbling fools in my time *bumps into hand rail* One in particular that often makes the headlines in the Daily Sin is a complete idiot
I say old chaps, what the bally hell is going on?
Golly bad bad show if you ask me.
Oxford?
Hull
Well saying as we are getting acquainted.
The name is Farley Hatpin. Actor, director, and comic genius,
thats me. I've b'een a star of the silver screen ever since I could crawl and twirl a candy cane at the same time. My mother & father were circus performers - that's where I got my comic timing from. Best of all, they taught me how to dangle precariously from a ladder. That one skill set me up for life!
Oh, how very brave of you, darling I suppose all those hours spent sitting down must have caused your thighs to spread. Your tailor is a jolly clever chap, his cut those trousers beautifully to cover them. You must give me his details, one can never have too many good tailors.
My thighs are perfectly fine thank you, my daily bumps keep me trim
Is C Dog a pretty officer or petty? my goggles are steaming up with the I may have to have a chat with him if it's the former
Petty, darling, all officers are petty. Admirals are a far better proposition.
not the one I know she he always leads me astray
*catches the slip of the tongue and thinks that explains a lot*
Hello, I'm Fanny Shaker, i'm lead performer in our evening entertainment..... but you all know that already, how could you forget this bum face? 
Guessing this means tonight's show is now cancelled?
typical selfish showgirl I was looking froward to cleaning my goggles and watching you tonight. I have often wondered what it would be like to have no motivation in life
Guten abend dear people forgive my Engleeesh my name is Herr Doktor Heinrich Manoeuvre *bows head*
I'm sure you vill all ov heard of me - ze most eminent and respected and may I add, worlds foremost medical expert
Well saying as we are getting acquainted.
The name is Farley Hatpin. Actor, director, and comic genius, thats me. I've b'een a star of the silver screen ever since I could crawl and twirl a candy cane at the same time. My mother & father were circus performers - that's where I got my comic timing from. Best of all, they taught me how to dangle precariously from a ladder. That one skill set me up for life!
Well now how VERY nice to meet you Mr Hatpin 
a director you say?
*catches the slip of the tongue and thinks that explains a lot*
Please vor you to meet me dear laydee *bows and clicks heels* 
Guten abend dear people forgive my Engleeesh my name is Herr Doktor Heinrich Manoeuvre *bows head*
I'm sure you vill all ov heard of me - ze most eminent and respected and may I add, worlds foremost medical expert
your Germans not to good either
I say old chaps, what the bally hell is going on?
Golly bad bad show if you ask me.
Oxford?
Yes dear. forgive me, did we meet?
You weren't Blogger Bainbridges bint were you?
Well saying as we are getting acquainted.
The name is Farley Hatpin. Actor, director, and comic genius, thats me. I've b'een a star of the silver screen ever since I could crawl and twirl a candy cane at the same time. My mother & father were circus performers - that's where I got my comic timing from. Best of all, they taught me how to dangle precariously from a ladder. That one skill set me up for life!
MMMMMmmmmmmmm wonders if there was a ladder near the captain....
After wiping my goggles I recognised the brogues
Hello, I'm Fanny Shaker, i'm lead performer in our evening entertainment..... but you all know that already, how could you forget this bum face?
Guessing this means tonight's show is now cancelled?
typical selfish showgirl I was looking froward to cleaning my goggles and watching you tonight. I have often wondered what it would be like to have no motivation in life
Oh I have motivation and ambition, plus performing keeps me super fit 
don't tell me you weren't noticing 
Guten abend dear people forgive my Engleeesh my name is Herr Doktor Heinrich Manoeuvre *bows head*
I'm sure you vill all ov heard of me - ze most eminent and respected and may I add, worlds foremost medical expert
but surely ze haf heard of me???? 
Well saying as we are getting acquainted.
The name is Farley Hatpin. Actor, director, and comic genius, thats me. I've b'een a star of the silver screen ever since I could crawl and twirl a candy cane at the same time. My mother & father were circus performers - that's where I got my comic timing from. Best of all, they taught me how to dangle precariously from a ladder. That one skill set me up for life!
Well now how VERY nice to meet you Mr Hatpin a director you say?
Of a sorts. I am about to follow up my amazing screen performances with a brilliant film direction first.
Forgive my lack of manners, a sudden death can temporarily render you incapable of any form of common social decency. I am Izzy Gonyett, recently widowed after the very sad death of my dearly beloved Xavier. After losing my dearly beloved, I found myself with too much spare time so decided to experience the world and make new friends. I thought a cruise such as this would introduce me to some suitable people.
*makes a note to never use this travel agency again, they obviously have no idea about class*
Well saying as we are getting acquainted.
The name is Farley Hatpin. Actor, director, and comic genius, thats me. I've b'een a star of the silver screen ever since I could crawl and twirl a candy cane at the same time. My mother & father were circus performers - that's where I got my comic timing from. Best of all, they taught me how to dangle precariously from a ladder. That one skill set me up for life!
where you not involved in some sort of scandal or was that fatty someone?
I'm the first prince of the isles of Wonga, Prince Ton-Akadamee.
You may address me as His Royal Highness if you can't get your tongue around my moniker.
*shakes hands that feels like a camels toe* 
I say old chaps, what the bally hell is going on?
Golly bad bad show if you ask me.
Oxford?
Yes dear. forgive me, did we meet?
You weren't Blogger Bainbridges bint were you?
I'm not quite sure how to take that 
Well saying as we are getting acquainted.
The name is Farley Hatpin. Actor, director, and comic genius, thats me. I've b'een a star of the silver screen ever since I could crawl and twirl a candy cane at the same time. My mother & father were circus performers - that's where I got my comic timing from. Best of all, they taught me how to dangle precariously from a ladder. That one skill set me up for life!
I'm incredibly rich. Did I tell you about our Island gulf state Wonga?
Father owns it! One day it'll be mine too
Guten abend dear people forgive my Engleeesh my name is Herr Doktor Heinrich Manoeuvre *bows head*
I'm sure you vill all ov heard of me - ze most eminent and respected and may I add, worlds foremost medical expert
your Germans not to good either
vas are you talking about my dear?
Well saying as we are getting acquainted.
The name is Farley Hatpin. Actor, director, and comic genius, thats me. I've b'een a star of the silver screen ever since I could crawl and twirl a candy cane at the same time. My mother & father were circus performers - that's where I got my comic timing from. Best of all, they taught me how to dangle precariously from a ladder. That one skill set me up for life!
Well now how VERY nice to meet you Mr Hatpin a director you say?
Of a sorts. I am about to follow up my amazing screen performances with a brilliant film direction first.
That sounds so interesting *playfully taps Farley on the arm* You really must tell me more sometime, I'd love to hear all about it
Oh I have motivation and ambition, plus performing keeps me super fit don't tell me you weren't noticing
enough to kill the Captain, when I clean my goggles I am going to keep my eye on you young lady. I keep fit jumping up and down off the wing on my trusty Pink Peril...*bumps into steward and knock the tray of tea flying*
I'm the first prince of the isles of Wonga, Prince Ton-Akadamee.
You may address me as His Royal Highness if you can't get your tongue around my moniker.
*shakes hands that feels like a camels toe*
Don't let the family crest put you off Dear 
Did I mention that I was incredibly rich?
Guten abend dear people forgive my Engleeesh my name is Herr Doktor Heinrich Manoeuvre *bows head*
I'm sure you vill all ov heard of me - ze most eminent and respected and may I add, worlds foremost medical expert
Good Evening Herr Doktor, what are you a medical expert in? I, of course, only see the very best on Harley Street myself. It doesn't hurt to make another useful acquaintance though, does it?
Forgive my lack of manners, a sudden death can temporarily render you incapable of any form of common social decency. I am Izzy Gonyett, recently widowed after the very sad death of my dearly beloved Xavier. After losing my dearly beloved, I found myself with too much spare time so decided to experience the world and make new friends. I thought a cruise such as this would introduce me to some suitable people.
*makes a note to never use this travel agency again, they obviously have no idea about class*
How sad about your husband he wasn't shot accidentally perchance my dear was he?
Guten abend dear people forgive my Engleeesh my name is Herr Doktor Heinrich Manoeuvre *bows head*
I'm sure you vill all ov heard of me - ze most eminent and respected and may I add, worlds foremost medical expert
your Germans not to good either
vas are you talking about my dear?
*wipes goggles and looks to see if its the Herr Doctor, or is that hair doctor' 
Well saying as we are getting acquainted.
The name is Farley Hatpin. Actor, director, and comic genius, thats me. I've b'een a star of the silver screen ever since I could crawl and twirl a candy cane at the same time. My mother & father were circus performers - that's where I got my comic timing from. Best of all, they taught me how to dangle precariously from a ladder. That one skill set me up for life!
I'm incredibly rich. Did I tell you about our Island gulf state Wonga?
Father owns it! One day it'll be mine too
Mein Gott dooo you haf a posh home? No doubt you are ze Higher-Sinth Bucket of ze meedle east wif a sauna, pool, oodles of Mercedes and room for a pony?
Guten abend dear people forgive my Engleeesh my name is Herr Doktor Heinrich Manoeuvre *bows head*
I'm sure you vill all ov heard of me - ze most eminent and respected and may I add, worlds foremost medical expert
your Germans not to good either
vas are you talking about my dear?
*wipes goggles and looks to see if its the Herr Doctor, or is that hair doctor'
Off course it iz me Herr Doktor see I am wearing my white coat so everyone knows I am a Doktor
Don't let the family crest put you off Dear
Did I mention that I was incredibly rich?
what lovely soft hands you have Prince wipes goggles and extremely lovely eyes. Like pools of water rippling gently under the moonlight
Oh I have motivation and ambition, plus performing keeps me super fit don't tell me you weren't noticing
enough to kill the Captain, when I clean my goggles I am going to keep my eye on you young lady. I keep fit jumping up and down off the wing on my trusty Pink Peril...*bumps into steward and knock the tray of tea flying*
I have no doubt you will
I'm the first prince of the isles of Wonga, Prince Ton-Akadamee.
You may address me as His Royal Highness if you can't get your tongue around my moniker.
Pleased to meet you, Your Highness. How are your parents? I take it both are still with us?
*wonders if this hairdo could handle a crown*
