Coggy in here tonight eh?

Herr Princeling Guten Abend 

Yes Fanny, as a matter of fact that is why I saw the doctor today. I've struggled to hold my pen to write ever since the sprain, so before you accuse of anything else, no I did not steal his gun, I'm not strong enough to hold it.
Are you sure you are not a budding writer? You certainly have a twinkle to your imagination that reminds me of a younger me!

oh he only speaks to ze laydees 

hmmm but dear laydee a sprain would not necessarily preclude you from firing ze gun - you hold it in ze other hand and and shoot ja!

 

Scotch, darling? How very civilised. Anyway, where was I going with that question?

 

*knocks back most of the cocktail in one go*

 

Bartender, darling, I'll have another one of those please. Oh yes, Herr Doktor, darling, was the poor Captain ever one of your patients? That's where I was going.

Leans over to Willet.

 

Iv'e heard a lot about your various flying machines, but it seems they always crash soon after take-off! Do any of your inventions actually work?

That would be the hand with the arthritis though doctor...
Btw, thank you for recommending this electronic writing pad device that takes all the work out of it for me if it could only learn to spell better, it would be highly recommendable

 

 

my thoughts exactly Herr Doctor, Hag seems to have forgotten she has two hands

 

Who is Coggy, darling? Is he the poor cabin boy that took a wrong turn at Fanny's knee and is not lost, feared drowned?

I have not forgotten my two middle fingers darlings

Another aren't please bartender

That 'poor cabin boy' had very pleasant evening and went off to teach others how to do it properly

 

lol

 

 

*stomps on brogues* oops, I didn't see your size 9 there Hag, sorry

well of course you understand ze hipocritic oath which means I am not allowed to tell such things but as ze Kaptain is dead as a dodo, I suppose it won't hurt to tell you.

 

Ze Kaptain Slost consulted me on many occasions ja - ee had a strange condition which manifested in ze development of wait for it- ze third nipple  unt naturally, ee was embarrassed about it 

I'm obviously speaking to myself... Another Crabbies barthingy

 

*leans over to confide in Farley*

 

So far? No, sadly not. Though I've come close! My most recent attempt didn't kill a single person, just maimed one or two, so I'm improving all the time. One day I'll get the hang of it, I'm sure  

*Spies Emily waving and wanders over*

*Kisses hand*

"Barkeep, two large red wines please."

Did you try that comb I gave you last night old chap?

 

 

 

 

that's very kind of you Prince

 

Lovely, darling. I'd'd like a couple of spare nipples, they will come in handy should my bosom ever start to sag. There you go, Herr Doktor, darling, false nipples for the saggy bosom, just stick them on and you are forever pert. It's bound to be a money spinner, darling.

 

*looks at glass and sees it is empty again*

 

Bartender, I appear to have a faulty glass, darling, this one seems to have developed a leak.

 

 

the liner was over run with termite like things walking sideways or that might have been me

leans closer and manages to get question out before falling off bar stool.

 

So how can you afford to keep inventing things that don't work?

good pain killers taken just before you want to shoot someone would alleviate ze symptoms somewhat 

 

Good evening, your Highness, darling. Come and sit with me, if we are quick, she won't have a clue where we went.

perhaps ee haz ze older laydee who funds him???? 

So here's a random question... is anyone here related to the captain?

Hang on are you trying to keep people alive or kill them all???

*scribbles notes about an inventor who uses his shady contraptions to commit murder, why would anyone volunteer to "test drive" one of latest inventions...?*

*scribbles notes about an inventor who uses his shady contraptions to commit murder, why would anyone volunteer to "test drive" one of latest inventions...?*

No problem at all Deary

Do you mind if I as you a question?

 

*leans into Farley to stop him falling off his stool* 

 

I fund my work by various means Farley me old mate , but mostly I dabble in the scrap metal business. If there's one thing I have a lot of, it's scrap metal  I also have a lot of spare body parts, but apparently it's not ethical to sell those on.  

I see Farley has the same chain of thought, that's interesting too...

Checks name label on jacket... Not me!

Willet, it's ethical to sell your hair, teeth and toe nails

 

Was the idea so good you had to write it twice, darling? Or was it simply because you are in the habit of recycling all your plot lines?

I think it's those cogs izzy, but I can see why you thought I could be "recycling"

Makes note .... Note to self... Never fly anywhere.!!!!

 

Not that I know of , darling. Then again, in the circles I move in it is not unusual for your uncle to be your brother or your sister to be your second cousin twice removed, so who knows, darling?