That's much better
Of course I have way with words miss airhead, how else would I have written over 120 best selling novels *looks pleased with self*
Thank you for keeping my Remy safe
*returns clearing steam from glasses*
That's much better
Of course I have way with words miss airhead, how else would I have written over 120 best selling novels *looks pleased with self*
Thank you for keeping my Remy safe
That's much better
Of course I have way with words miss airhead, how else would I have written over 120 best selling novels *looks pleased with self*
Thank you for keeping my Remy safe
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
* sneaks in unobtrusively and goes behind bar to hide take notes 
DI Array...I would just help yourself to a drink, it might help you in your investigation, if fact I'm sure it will 
If that is true, darling, I should have this thing all wrapped up by last Tuesday.
I can only think of one Detective that would solve this murder in the blink of an eye... Bergerac
Sooo. What's the entertainment tonight folks?
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
me too 
of course my dear I shall get you ze big glass of red wine
that's very kind of you Herr Doctor, I try not to go to the bar much myself, I always seem to spill my glass or pour it down someone. I would hate to spill it on one of Mrs Gonyett's gowns 
I should think so too, darling. I imagine that my wardrobe is worth more than that heap of junk you claim to have flown around the world. In fact, I should think that my actual wardrobe would probably fly considerably better than your contraption.
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
* sneaks in unobtrusively and goes behind bar to hide take notes
*notices a little Christmas elf sneaking behind the bar and wonders if he should cut back on the vodka* 
ze elf is a strange one hiding all ze time and writing in ze book
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
* sneaks in unobtrusively and goes behind bar to hide take notes
DI Array...I would just help yourself to a drink, it might help you in your investigation, if fact I'm sure it will
If that is true, darling, I should have this thing all wrapped up by last Tuesday.
I can only think of one Detective that would solve this murder in the blink of an eye... Bergerac
He does it in the blink of two eyes...... you mean Columbo 
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Are you sure about that, darling?
Positive Mrs Gonyett, I found some paper tissues where Hag was sitting, I've cleaned my goggles...although they seem awfully streaky
**Goes to look where Emily found the 'tissues'**
omg everyone look what I just found!
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Sooo. What's the entertainment tonight folks?
We are hoping that the poor cabin boy that Fanny hoovered up the other night is going to escape tonight, darling.
Oh I loved Columbo, what a legend!
Hagatha! I think you killed the captain to 'research' your next plot!
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Are you sure about that, darling?
Positive Mrs Gonyett, I found some paper tissues where Hag was sitting, I've cleaned my goggles...although they seem awfully streaky
**Goes to look where Emily found the 'tissues'**
omg everyone look what I just found!
Can anyone read that to me I seem to be going blind
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Are you sure about that, darling?
Positive Mrs Gonyett, I found some paper tissues where Hag was sitting, I've cleaned my goggles...although they seem awfully streaky
**Goes to look where Emily found the 'tissues'**
omg everyone look what I just found!
I can't see a thing, darling. Ms Airhead, can I borrow your goggles please?
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
I should think so too, darling. I imagine that my wardrobe is worth more than that heap of junk you claim to have flown around the world. In fact, I should think that my actual wardrobe would probably fly considerably better than your contraption.
How dare you insult my trusty Pink Peril Mr Howard Hughs thinks its a brilliant flying machine, he's asked me some advice on his next venture...I've nicknamed it the Spruce Goose, I'm sure it will be a fabulous success
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Are you sure about that, darling?
Positive Mrs Gonyett, I found some paper tissues where Hag was sitting, I've cleaned my goggles...although they seem awfully streaky
**Goes to look where Emily found the 'tissues'**
omg everyone look what I just found!
I can't see a thing, darling. Ms Airhead, can I borrow your goggles please?
I'm afraid they would be no use, I can't see it myself 
we may have gone blind sabotage, someone's poked my eyes out 
I think I need a helping hand from one of the other girls... she's a right star...........
Originally Posted by Willet Fry:
I can only think of one Detective that would solve this murder in the blink of an eye... Bergerac
He does it in the blink of two eyes...... you mean Columbo
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
I should think so too, darling. I imagine that my wardrobe is worth more than that heap of junk you claim to have flown around the world. In fact, I should think that my actual wardrobe would probably fly considerably better than your contraption.
How dare you insult my trusty Pink Peril Mr Howard Hughs thinks its a brilliant flying machine, he's asked me some advice on his next venture...I've nicknamed it the Spruce Goose, I'm sure it will be a fabulous success
Sounds, erm, wonderful, darling. I look forward to reading all about it in the obituaries newspapers.
I have a bad feeling about tonight (again)
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Are you sure about that, darling?
Positive Mrs Gonyett, I found some paper tissues where Hag was sitting, I've cleaned my goggles...although they seem awfully streaky
**Goes to look where Emily found the 'tissues'**
omg everyone look what I just found!
I can't see a thing, darling. Ms Airhead, can I borrow your goggles please?
I'm afraid they would be no use, I can't see it myself we may have gone blind sabotage, someone's poked my eyes out
zank ze Lord I thought my glasses were wonky
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by Emily Airhead:
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Are you sure about that, darling?
Positive Mrs Gonyett, I found some paper tissues where Hag was sitting, I've cleaned my goggles...although they seem awfully streaky
**Goes to look where Emily found the 'tissues'**
omg everyone look what I just found!
I can't see a thing, darling. Ms Airhead, can I borrow your goggles please?
I'm afraid they would be no use, I can't see it myself we may have gone blind sabotage, someone's poked my eyes out
Told you that wasn't a tissue, darling. Get yourself off to sick bay and get those eyes rinsed out quickly.
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
I think I need a helping hand from one of the other girls... she's a right star...........
Dimly aware of the text ... That would make a good film..
Originally Posted by Dr. Heimlich Manoeuvre:
zank ze Lord I thought my glasses were wonky
I think someone used invisible ink, it seems to have appeared
good lord Fanny! What have you been shaking down there in the club today?! What a ridiculous notion 
If I "researched" all of my novels, I would be one of the world's most notorious serial killers! My stories come from a combination of having a great imagination, a lot of determination and occasionally, having taking the odd detective as my lover
Besides, even I actually knew how to fire a gun in real life, I couldn't because I sprained my wrist playing deck tennis.
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
I think I need a helping hand from one of the other girls... she's a right star...........
It would seem, darlings, that Ms Tweety is as careless as that Miss Dewitt creature.
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
I have a bad feeling about tonight (again)
We're spending way too long in the bar...... things are bound to get muddled.
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
I think I need a helping hand from one of the other girls... she's a right star...........
^^
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Hagatha! I think you killed the captain to 'research' your next plot!
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
good lord Fanny! What have you been shaking down there in the club today?! What a ridiculous notion If I "researched" all of my novels, I would be one of the world's most notorious serial killers! My stories come from a combination of having a great imagination, a lot of determination and occasionally, having taking the odd detective as my lover
Besides, even I actually knew how to fire a gun in real life, I couldn't because I sprained my wrist playing deck tennis.
Definitely Columbo
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Told you that wasn't a tissue, darling. Get yourself off to sick bay and get those eyes rinsed out quickly.
Some one attempted to blind me with Uric acid! *bumps my way to the sick bay for a quick squirt*
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
good lord Fanny! What have you been shaking down there in the club today?! What a ridiculous notion If I "researched" all of my novels, I would be one of the world's most notorious serial killers! My stories come from a combination of having a great imagination, a lot of determination and occasionally, having taking the odd detective as my lover
Besides, even I actually knew how to fire a gun in real life, I couldn't because I sprained my wrist playing deck tennis.
Is that why you went to the Dr's cabin earlier today?
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
I think I need a helping hand from one of the other girls... she's a right star...........
Dimly aware of the text ... That would make a good film..
Well Ms Tweety what haf you to say about zis?
Izzy, I can neither confirm not deny that I once went on a date with Columbo
Oh crumbs, can I have that page back please? I must stop scribbling on loose pieces of paper and get a decent notebook for once!
No one saw the page about the international jewel thief who wears brogues did they? Not one of my better ideas I must confess
Oh crumbs, can I have that page back please? I must stop scribbling on loose pieces of paper and get a decent notebook for once!
No one saw the page about the international jewel thief who wears brogues did they? Not one of my better ideas I must confess
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
good lord Fanny! What have you been shaking down there in the club today?! What a ridiculous notion If I "researched" all of my novels, I would be one of the world's most notorious serial killers! My stories come from a combination of having a great imagination, a lot of determination and occasionally, having taking the odd detective as my lover
Besides, even I actually knew how to fire a gun in real life, I couldn't because I sprained my wrist playing deck tennis.
ze zing is Ms Tweety, it iz too close to ze troof to be a coincidence
Originally Posted by Farley Hatpin:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
I think I need a helping hand from one of the other girls... she's a right star...........
Dimly aware of the text ... That would make a good film..
And she's looking for a new heroine! Get rid of that lame mustache and you could be in with a shout.
Originally Posted by Fanny Shaker:
Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:
good lord Fanny! What have you been shaking down there in the club today?! What a ridiculous notion If I "researched" all of my novels, I would be one of the world's most notorious serial killers! My stories come from a combination of having a great imagination, a lot of determination and occasionally, having taking the odd detective as my lover
Besides, even I actually knew how to fire a gun in real life, I couldn't because I sprained my wrist playing deck tennis.
Is that why you went to the Dr's cabin earlier today?
she vos in my kabine?
Herr, Doktor, darling, I have been meaning to ask you if you had ever met the poor Captain before you boarded this absolute pile of junk, filled with the strangest people ever to have walked the earth wonderful ship, the SS Titanium?
Good Evening Ladies
Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:
Herr, Doktor, darling, I have been meaning to ask you if you had ever met the poor Captain before you boarded this absolute pile of junk, filled with the strangest people ever to have walked the earth wonderful ship, the SS Titanium?
well my dear, ze answer is yes - we moved in ze same circles so to speak back home ja unt zer vos many times when we shared ze bottle of ze Scotch at our Gentlemen's club