Are you also crazee?  shall I book a spot on my verra comfortable couch in my Kabine?  

 

 

I'm sure I heard the pitiful cries of a pit pony myself, darling and then I realised it was probably the poor cabin boy she sucked in entertained earlier.

 

I heard the cries too, or I should say echoes

 

Not if Miss Shaker has been on it darling, I'd never get the stains out of my beautiful peach crepe gown.

 

The poor boy really should have strapped a plank across his derrière, darling. Maybe the Herr Doktor can pass the chap a life ring next time he's got Miss Shaker on his couch. 

Darlings, all this Fanny bashing has worn me out, I am orf to my boudoir.

 

Goodnight my darlings.

 

*wafts out in a cloud of peach crepe*

Goodnight Ms Gonyett, I think I shall retire now too... I'm unusually tired this evening.

 

 

and a rope around his waist

 

 

*twerks back to my cabin*

 

*bumps into several tables heading to the bar*

*scribbles post it note and places it on bar*

Dear Darlings,
Good evening I'm feeling congested and very full of snot, so I'm just going to take a quick dip in the hot tub & sauna down on the ship's spa deck.
I won't be long, DO NOT touch my Remy Martin!

 

you have a way with words Hag

*wafts in wearing a rather spectacular peach crepe creation by the divine Schiapareli*

 

Do be careful Ms Airhead, darling, I do hope you are more careful on deck. Or that you can swim better than you can see.

 

Just like your novels, darling.

Hmmmmm....I wonder if the Captain was full of snot before he was shot? Could be important  

good evening dear laydees 

 

Evening Mrs Gonyett, I'm fine thanks...the sea spray hinders my vision. Another vision in peach again I see

A glass of water please

*makes a note of ze very impotent information* 

 

evening to those who have just came in, I'll have a large red if anyone's buying

 

Are you sure about that, darling?

*remembers manners*

 

Good evening, darlings. Bartender, I'll try another of your cocktails tonight, I'm feeling brave! Surprise me!

 

 

Positive Mrs Gonyett, I found some paper tissues where Hag was sitting, I've cleaned my goggles...although they seem awfully streaky

a large red wot?  ze Engleesh zay do confound me 

 

That could be important too  

 

 

 

My dear Herr Doctor, I meant a large glass of red wine

 

Someone's skint 

 

Your last "big" movie not very profitable Farley? 

* sneaks in unobtrusively and goes behind bar to hide take notes

Breaths a sigh of relief

 

Darling, I'd look again, that thing looks remarkably like the Tena things that my dearly beloved Xavier's incontinent old mother used to use.

Well if your payin make mine a Crabbies

 

*spots bell poking up on the bar and has to fight urge to flick it*

indeed 

 

 

me too 

 

of course my dear I shall get you ze big glass of red wine 

 

DI Array...I would just help yourself to a drink, it might help you in your investigation, if fact I'm sure it will

 

*notices a little Christmas elf sneaking behind the bar and wonders if he should cut back on the vodka* 

 

If that is true, darling, I should have this thing all wrapped up by last Tuesday.

 

 

that's very kind of you Herr Doctor, I try not to go to the bar much myself, I always seem to spill my glass or pour it down someone. I would hate to spill it on one of Mrs Gonyett's gowns