Ah, Miss Shaker, Did you have any plans when the ship reached it destination?
I'm going all the way your highness 
I shall be making a bee line straight to the nearest theatre and making them give me a staring role!
*Rub hands* 
Ion. Did the Captain ever mention his film to you?
Ah, Miss Shaker, Did you have any plans when the ship reached it destination?
I'm going all the way your highness
I shall be making a bee line straight to the nearest theatre and making them give me a staring role!
And why would they give a two bit showgirl like you a starring role, darling? Unless you were planning to use your rather tenuous link to the poor Captain, to boost your sagging arse star quality?
Why would you be so cruel? You have not even seen me perform 
I'm actually quite good, all it will take is for me to show the producers my stuff
*visibly pales* Ich brauche einen Arzt 
oh I am a doktor so physician heal thy self 
well it's true zat I may have brought zat gun onto ze boaty but I swear on ze Kaiser's life zat it was only to scare ze Kaptain not keel him 
I vill zay zis - my gun was stolen ja! stolen from my kabin earlier today so perhaps you would be so kind as to find out ooo stole my gun 
Why were you trying to scare the Captain? That's really not a sensible thing to do when he has a 50,000 tonne vessel in his hands.
by my dear chap that Kaptain was a scoundrel ja! a bounder - he told another doktor about some techniques I had invented Zis Doktor Stomachpunch is now passing my invention off as iz own 
I just wanted to remind ze Kaptain to keep his flapping lips shut and not to divulge my great inventions ja
Mmmmmmm (as DI Effing Useless would say).....
So, I wonder who else has been into your cabin then?
Emily....I think you should answer first love 
hmmmm let me ze - zere was Frauline Fanny, Ms Tweety and of course The Princeling haf all been to my kabine
Well, darling, your cabin seems to have been the place to be. Why have I never been invited there?
It appears Miss Airhead is able to predict the future.
Emily, will my inventions one day make me rich and famous (for the right reasons)?
See, I'm not as stupid as people say, I knew the Herr Doctor had a gun, it was obvious at some point he had it in his cabin
In answer to your question...No
straight for ze jugular my dear *I must keep my eye on this one - she is not as green as she is the kohlrabbi looking* Das GlÞck ist ein Vogerl unt Ms Airhead is one lucky bird 
Ah, Miss Shaker, Did you have any plans when the ship reached it destination?
I'm going all the way your highness
I shall be making a bee line straight to the nearest theatre and making them give me a staring role!
*Rub hands*
Ion. Did the Captain ever mention his film to you?
He did yes, we spoke about it a lot. He was actually thinking of Farley direct it until I told him if he wanted it to be big he needed to get the best... the one and only Steven Iceberg, that's the only director who would have done it justice
straight for ze jugular my dear *I must keep my eye on this one - she is not as green as she is the kohlrabbi looking* Das GlÞck ist ein Vogerl unt Ms Airhead is one lucky bird
ja...I think
Ah, Miss Shaker, Did you have any plans when the ship reached it destination?
I'm going all the way your highness
I shall be making a bee line straight to the nearest theatre and making them give me a staring role!
And why would they give a two bit showgirl like you a starring role, darling? Unless you were planning to use your rather tenuous link to the poor Captain, to boost your sagging arse star quality?
Why would you be so cruel? You have not even seen me perform I'm actually quite good, all it will take is for me to show the producers my stuff
Not cruel, darling, merely sharing my thoughts which, I am sure, the producers will be wishing that's all you'd shared with them once they see your 'stuff'. You might want to ask the Herr Doktor whether this 'forever young' procedure he has developed works 'down there', darling.
Ah, Miss Shaker, Did you have any plans when the ship reached it destination?
I'm going all the way your highness
I shall be making a bee line straight to the nearest theatre and making them give me a staring role!
*Rub hands*
Ion. Did the Captain ever mention his film to you?
He did yes, we spoke about it a lot. He was actually thinking of Farley direct it until I told him if he wanted it to be big he needed to get the best... the one and only Steven Iceberg, that's the only director who would have done it justice
... Makes notes
*visibly pales* Ich brauche einen Arzt oh I am a doktor so physician heal thy self
well it's true zat I may have brought zat gun onto ze boaty but I swear on ze Kaiser's life zat it was only to scare ze Kaptain not keel him
I vill zay zis - my gun was stolen ja! stolen from my kabin earlier today so perhaps you would be so kind as to find out ooo stole my gun
Why were you trying to scare the Captain? That's really not a sensible thing to do when he has a 50,000 tonne vessel in his hands.
From what I saw earlier. darling, the Prince can handle rather sizeable vessels.
believe me as someone of great anatomical knowledge neither as anyfink to boast about
What ever happened to patient/Doktor confidentiality?
straight for ze jugular my dear *I must keep my eye on this one - she is not as green as she is the kohlrabbi looking* Das GlÞck ist ein Vogerl unt Ms Airhead is one lucky bird
ja...I think
it says you are a lucky bird ja - zat is ze term ze Engerleesh used for girls - birds????
*visibly pales* Ich brauche einen Arzt oh I am a doktor so physician heal thy self
well it's true zat I may have brought zat gun onto ze boaty but I swear on ze Kaiser's life zat it was only to scare ze Kaptain not keel him
I vill zay zis - my gun was stolen ja! stolen from my kabin earlier today so perhaps you would be so kind as to find out ooo stole my gun
Why were you trying to scare the Captain? That's really not a sensible thing to do when he has a 50,000 tonne vessel in his hands.
From what I saw earlier. darling, the Prince can handle rather sizeable vessels.
believe me as someone of great anatomical knowledge neither as anyfink to boast about
What ever happened to patient/Doktor confidentiality?
*gulps and awaits the law suit*
Ah, Miss Shaker, Did you have any plans when the ship reached it destination?
I'm going all the way your highness
I shall be making a bee line straight to the nearest theatre and making them give me a staring role!
And why would they give a two bit showgirl like you a starring role, darling? Unless you were planning to use your rather tenuous link to the poor Captain, to boost your sagging arse star quality?
Why would you be so cruel? You have not even seen me perform I'm actually quite good, all it will take is for me to show the producers my stuff
Not cruel, darling, merely sharing my thoughts which, I am sure, the producers will be wishing that's all you'd shared with them once they see your 'stuff'. You might want to ask the Herr Doktor whether this 'forever young' procedure he has developed works 'down there', darling.
I am brilliant it iz troo but even I cannot do anyfink about 'down there'
it says you are a lucky bird ja - zat is ze term ze Engerleesh used for girls - birds????
*giggles* I have heard the term used before
I am brilliant it iz troo but even I cannot do anyfink about 'down there'
I gather you don't have 10 yards of cat gut in you're medical bag
it says you are a lucky bird ja - zat is ze term ze Engerleesh used for girls - birds????
*giggles* I have heard the term used before
Usually by the ones you haven't flown into and mauled with your plane.
I am brilliant it iz troo but even I cannot do anyfink about 'down there'
I gather you don't have 10 yards of cat gut in you're medical bag
vas is ze cat gut for? ze Engerleesh confuse me so *mutters to self*
Ah, Miss Shaker, Did you have any plans when the ship reached it destination?
I'm going all the way your highness
I shall be making a bee line straight to the nearest theatre and making them give me a staring role!
And why would they give a two bit showgirl like you a starring role, darling? Unless you were planning to use your rather tenuous link to the poor Captain, to boost your sagging arse star quality?
Why would you be so cruel? You have not even seen me perform I'm actually quite good, all it will take is for me to show the producers my stuff
Not cruel, darling, merely sharing my thoughts which, I am sure, the producers will be wishing that's all you'd shared with them once they see your 'stuff'. You might want to ask the Herr Doktor whether this 'forever young' procedure he has developed works 'down there', darling.
I am brilliant it iz troo but even I cannot do anyfink about 'down there'
Gets brilliant idea to make a film about a man who is put to sleep for 30 years and wakes up to find everyone is older...
*visibly pales* Ich brauche einen Arzt oh I am a doktor so physician heal thy self
well it's true zat I may have brought zat gun onto ze boaty but I swear on ze Kaiser's life zat it was only to scare ze Kaptain not keel him
I vill zay zis - my gun was stolen ja! stolen from my kabin earlier today so perhaps you would be so kind as to find out ooo stole my gun
Why were you trying to scare the Captain? That's really not a sensible thing to do when he has a 50,000 tonne vessel in his hands.
From what I saw earlier. darling, the Prince can handle rather sizeable vessels.
believe me as someone of great anatomical knowledge neither as anyfink to boast about
What ever happened to patient/Doktor confidentiality?
*gulps and awaits the law suit*
My dear chap I have all the money in the world [when Daddy croaks] Why would I want to sue a small fry like you?
*Thumbs solid gold authentic mobile phone looking for a number for a hit man*
Usually by the ones you haven't flown into and mauled with your plane.
I try to swerve the birds, unless it happens to be seagulls
*visibly pales* Ich brauche einen Arzt oh I am a doktor so physician heal thy self
well it's true zat I may have brought zat gun onto ze boaty but I swear on ze Kaiser's life zat it was only to scare ze Kaptain not keel him
I vill zay zis - my gun was stolen ja! stolen from my kabin earlier today so perhaps you would be so kind as to find out ooo stole my gun
Why were you trying to scare the Captain? That's really not a sensible thing to do when he has a 50,000 tonne vessel in his hands.
by my dear chap that Kaptain was a scoundrel ja! a bounder - he told another doktor about some techniques I had invented Zis Doktor Stomachpunch is now passing my invention off as iz own
I just wanted to remind ze Kaptain to keep his flapping lips shut and not to divulge my great inventions ja
Mmmmmmm (as DI Effing Useless would say).....
So, I wonder who else has been into your cabin then?
Emily....I think you should answer first love
hmmmm let me ze - zere was Frauline Fanny, Ms Tweety and of course The Princeling haf all been to my kabine
Well, darling, your cabin seems to have been the place to be. Why have I never been invited there?
I haf standards you know
aren't they the captains favourite bird?When have I been to your cabin Dr?
aren't they the captains favourite bird?
I didn't say I aimed Hag, I just don't swerve so hard...filthy noisy things
When have I been to your cabin Dr?
You visit so many I'm not surprised you've forgotten dear
aren't they the captains favourite bird?
I didn't say I aimed Hag, I just don't swerve so hard...filthy noisy things
Try to nab a few pigeons for me next time please. I hate them
*visibly pales* Ich brauche einen Arzt oh I am a doktor so physician heal thy self
well it's true zat I may have brought zat gun onto ze boaty but I swear on ze Kaiser's life zat it was only to scare ze Kaptain not keel him
I vill zay zis - my gun was stolen ja! stolen from my kabin earlier today so perhaps you would be so kind as to find out ooo stole my gun
Why were you trying to scare the Captain? That's really not a sensible thing to do when he has a 50,000 tonne vessel in his hands.
From what I saw earlier. darling, the Prince can handle rather sizeable vessels.
believe me as someone of great anatomical knowledge neither as anyfink to boast about
What ever happened to patient/Doktor confidentiality?
*gulps and awaits the law suit*
My dear chap I have all the money in the world [when Daddy croaks] Why would I want to sue a small fry like you?
*Thumbs solid gold authentic mobile phone looking for a number for a hit man*
*wishes this episode with the Kaptain was over so he can get out of Dodge*
aren't they the captains favourite bird?
I didn't say I aimed Hag, I just don't swerve so hard...filthy noisy things
Try to nab a few pigeons for me next time please. I hate them
will do, and so do I
*visibly pales* Ich brauche einen Arzt oh I am a doktor so physician heal thy self
well it's true zat I may have brought zat gun onto ze boaty but I swear on ze Kaiser's life zat it was only to scare ze Kaptain not keel him
I vill zay zis - my gun was stolen ja! stolen from my kabin earlier today so perhaps you would be so kind as to find out ooo stole my gun
Why were you trying to scare the Captain? That's really not a sensible thing to do when he has a 50,000 tonne vessel in his hands.
by my dear chap that Kaptain was a scoundrel ja! a bounder - he told another doktor about some techniques I had invented Zis Doktor Stomachpunch is now passing my invention off as iz own
I just wanted to remind ze Kaptain to keep his flapping lips shut and not to divulge my great inventions ja
Mmmmmmm (as DI Effing Useless would say).....
So, I wonder who else has been into your cabin then?
Emily....I think you should answer first love
hmmmm let me ze - zere was Frauline Fanny, Ms Tweety and of course The Princeling haf all been to my kabine
Well, darling, your cabin seems to have been the place to be. Why have I never been invited there?
I haf standards you know
I can see that darling and I can also see that I am obviously far too good for you.
When have I been to your cabin Dr?
my dear please don't be coy - you know you've been to my Kabine and all shall be revealed when the time is right
I am brilliant it iz troo but even I cannot do anyfink about 'down there'
I gather you don't have 10 yards of cat gut in you're medical bag
vas is ze cat gut for? ze Engerleesh confuse me so *mutters to self*
to stitch up big gaps
*visibly pales* Ich brauche einen Arzt oh I am a doktor so physician heal thy self
well it's true zat I may have brought zat gun onto ze boaty but I swear on ze Kaiser's life zat it was only to scare ze Kaptain not keel him
I vill zay zis - my gun was stolen ja! stolen from my kabin earlier today so perhaps you would be so kind as to find out ooo stole my gun
Why were you trying to scare the Captain? That's really not a sensible thing to do when he has a 50,000 tonne vessel in his hands.
by my dear chap that Kaptain was a scoundrel ja! a bounder - he told another doktor about some techniques I had invented Zis Doktor Stomachpunch is now passing my invention off as iz own
I just wanted to remind ze Kaptain to keep his flapping lips shut and not to divulge my great inventions ja
Mmmmmmm (as DI Effing Useless would say).....
So, I wonder who else has been into your cabin then?
Emily....I think you should answer first love
hmmmm let me ze - zere was Frauline Fanny, Ms Tweety and of course The Princeling haf all been to my kabine
Well, darling, your cabin seems to have been the place to be. Why have I never been invited there?
I haf standards you know
I can see that darling and I can also see that I am obviously far too good for you.
aren't they the captains favourite bird?
I didn't say I aimed Hag, I just don't swerve so hard...filthy noisy things
Aren't they, darling? They have the most filthy habit of leaving rather large deposits on the car of a rather dear friend of mine, so take a couple down for me too please.
When have I been to your cabin Dr?
my dear please don't be coy - you know you've been to my Kabine and all shall be revealed when the time is right
I think Miss Shaker has revealed more than enough already, darling. Speaking of which, have you invented a medical process that can remove unwanted images from the memory?
Aren't they, darling? They have the most filthy habit of leaving rather large deposits on the car of a rather dear friend of mine, so take a couple down for me too please.
Typical arty farty clap trap 
The Prince found the level of the room when he slapped his willy on the bar.
I meant "IN" the bar!! I'm afraid as good as my English is, it is still my second language (third if we include RL
)
*Thumbs phone again*
I think Miss Shaker has revealed more than enough already, darling. Speaking of which, have you invented a medical process that can remove unwanted images from the memory?
I'm struggling with the image too Mrs Gonyett, I was waiting for a few Chilean miners to jump out
Dear people ze 'edache has returned so I shall retire to my Kabine - until tomorrow Bis Bald 
