Evening folks *puts megaphone and camera on bar*

Think I'll have Crabbies for a change bar tender.

evening fellow cruisers!

*buffs brogues and prances in*

Anyone know which part of the shop we're on..?

Cancel my question, Farley has already demonstrated where

 

*skips to the bar, knocking over a chair and tripping up up*

*Picks up camera and films room while spinning on bar stool.. Hmmm the phrase "Special Effects." comes to mind.

You're actually going to write your next book about this aren't you?

 

 

duty free perhaps

I'll get that darling

*Throws $100 bill at bar keep*

You look lovely tonight Dear

 

Shop, darling? I wonder if your inability to distinguish a shop from a ship is the reason why the press have been giving your books some rather harsh reviews recently Ms Twisty? Why DO you think the press have turned on you so suddenly, darling?

Make that 10 crabbies bar tender

 

*try's out the megaphone*

 

Which of you weirdos killed the Captain then? 

*Passes Farley a tiny comb*

Careful there miss airhead, don't go injuring yourself before the doctor arrives!

 

Well, thank you, Your Highness, darling. Very kind of you, I'm sure.

 

*blushes delicately*

Fanny, I may very well get enough inspiration here to create a new plot, or characters... Who knows

I say old chap! That was right down my ear hole 

*Slaps Willy on the bar*

 

 

*shatters wine glass* It wasn't me

*watches the film man spinning like an imbecile*

 

Mr Hatpin, darling, are you beginning to suffer from cabin fever or something? I know this is a stressful time, darling, but please try to stay calm.

Films the Prince's Willy

*Uses Willy to slap Farley*

Pardon my typo Izzy, I'm still getting used to this silly auto spell! To think that the salesman told me it would make my life easier too

Pah- critics! Who knows why they do anything, perhaps they're just jealous of my long line of 120+ best sellers, or bored of their own insignificance to the world of literature, darling
One critic once gave me a bad review because she was envious of my red sparkly limited edition, sold out, brogues. Pathetic I tell you

 

Now you're just showing off  

 

Oh, well said, darling! As I am most definitely not a weirdo, you can be assured that it wasn't me. The others, on the other hand darling, are very odd indeed.

 

*cleans goggles*

Why thankyou My dear but I am simply looking for inventive ways to capture the essence of the room on film

Swinging from the chandeliers is a very good view of a room... uh... so I've been told anyway 

 

 

I know a writer who was issued a fatwa for less

Well it certainly wasn't me!  The captain loved my last novel and asked me to sign a copy for his sweetheart- quite a fan by all accounts.

Darling

 

Typical arty farty clap trap  

 

The Prince found the level of the room when he slapped his willy on the bar. 

ooow now the name of said sweet heart would very interesting to hear

The trouble with critics, darlings, is that some of them are many years younger than myself, usually failed at their attempts of best selling novel super stardom like myself, and then decide to jump on the band wagon of attempting to push me off my pedestal.
Well I tell you, it only inspires me to work harder

Ms Airhead - Were you in a romantic relationship with Capt. Slost?

 

I'll stick to herbal remedies Hag

 

Gosh, I wish! I was totally in love with him and followed him everywhere. But for some unknown reason he swore he didn't love me in return

Good lord, have these young people been eating oysters all night? The behaviour in here is positively wild tonight

*feels inspired and makes notes*

Aw poor miss airhead well he missed a treat IMO, maybe he was intimated by your ability to fly a plane- surely it's a lot harder than captaining a ship?

Well there you go Willet... I think Emily is crazy to love the Capt! and whats more I think she is capable of murder!