don't be silly, it was playing with my tow rope earlier, it most have looped it around it's nose. *giggles*

And since Airhead has just volunteered, maybe we'd be safer with the bear.

Sorry darling, the polar bear distracted me and the extra 'z' slipped out. It sound like you have had a positively horrid time of it, darling. 

I have to be up early tomorrow, I've many notes to sort through and start arranging a plot you know...

Goodnight lovelies

Didn't you have something to say to me Darling?

Is it my jokes?

Q: What do polar bears like to eat in the cold?
A: A "brrr"-"grrr"!

I have to be up early tomorrow, I've many notes to sort through and start arranging a plot you know...

Goodnight lovelies

Good night Ms Twisty 

Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:

I have to be up early tomorrow, I've many notes to sort through and start arranging a plot you know...

Goodnight lovelies

Didn't you have something to say to me Darling?

oops

and you groaned and sky way

 You're being very nice to me. Most people hurl abuse when they find out I invented the Heliwhiz. Murdering scum seems to be a popular one. 

*awaits answer*

he'll be putting logs on the fire

Well fellow suspects.. As much as I would like to entertain you into the late hours with my stand up routine, I fear the night draws on and my bed beckons to me.

I shall try to grab Fanny tomorrow to have a couple of questions that occurred to me answered. 

Farewell shipmates

Darling, I am too pissed well bought up to pass judgement on others for their mistakes. After all, there are dangerous and fast-moving times we live in and i am sure that the families of the headless deceased know that deep down. I mean, just look at the poor Captain, darling. He didn't come here expecting to get shot, did he? But these things happen.

Good night Mr Hatpin You could try sticking a note under her door, darling, with your questions on it and she can answer htem when she's finished with the ventriloquist and his dummy awake.

Well, a maiden voyage is very special Princey even if it's not an extravagant cruise liner.
I bet you've seen some very luxurious places on your travels. I say, where's your staff? Isn't it customary to have servants and body guards with you when travelling..?

To quote my father " I didn't get where I am today by wasting money on Bodyguards", "If he's daft enough to get himself[me] attacked, then what's the point in wasting money on a bodyguard" ... My Father has a rather thin grasp of logic!

Hmm, the prince has avoided my question about him having servants & bodyguards travelling him...
Suspicious, very suspicious

I was reading the wiki page on the rise and fall of Reggie Perrin... very distracting

Pops note under Fanny's door

DEAR FANNY

I enjoyed your company so much the other night I plum forgot to ask you How you got your job dancing on the SS Titanium?

and considering your family you mention to me I also wondered just what your poor deaf, blind mother and eleven brothers and sisters think of you dancing a a cruise ship?

Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:

Well, a maiden voyage is very special Princey even if it's not an extravagant cruise liner.
I bet you've seen some very luxurious places on your travels. I say, where's your staff? Isn't it customary to have servants and body guards with you when travelling..?

To quote my father " I didn't get where I am today by wasting money on Bodyguards", "If he's daft enough to get himself[me] attacked, then what's the point in wasting money on a bodyguard" ... My Father has a rather thin grasp of logic!

Oh dear, darling, don't you get scared with no protection? You are very brave.

that strange lady with the big eyes said to say goodnight...she's twerking in the ballroom, *toddles off to me seal*  

Originally Posted by Prince Ton-Akadamee:

Originally Posted by hagatha twisty:

Well, a maiden voyage is very special Princey even if it's not an extravagant cruise liner.
I bet you've seen some very luxurious places on your travels. I say, where's your staff? Isn't it customary to have servants and body guards with you when travelling..?

To quote my father " I didn't get where I am today by wasting money on Bodyguards", "If he's daft enough to get himself[me] attacked, then what's the point in wasting money on a bodyguard" ... My Father has a rather thin grasp of logic!

 

Oh dear, darling, don't you get scared with no protection? You are very brave.

Dear, I went through six years of public school without protection and I'm still here.. 

*Thinks better of it and  leaves it alone*

I got this fantastic job by auditioning along with lots of other girl.

a few of us got called back a 2nd audition and then the captain requested that do private audition in his cabin... then he gave me the job

As for my family (I'm surprised you were listening ) they are all so happy and really supportive, my pay cheques will mean little Frankie gets the medical treatment he needs... bless that boy

You get to see a lot of cabins on this ship I see. So was anything going on between you and the Captain?

He said he could get me a starring role in an upcoming movie Fraley so I was spending time with him yes.

Hmmmm interesting

What I'm finding 'interesting' is that weird bottom dance the pilot woman was doing yesterday! It made me really nauseous last night

musings of an idiot detective

newly widowed enjoying a holiday MMmmmm

showgirl giving private screenings to the deceased  mmmmmm

"doctor" running around with gun but has forgotten where it is now mmmm

I wonder what films Farley makes

Royalty with no protection mmmmmmm

*needs to lie down, thinking too much hurts.......

*Wonders if Di is related to Vi? Sisters perhaps?

Emily, would you like dance lesson to cheer you up?

Detective who hums obsessively. 

Mmmmmmm  

*wafts in to room in another stunning peach crepe gown* 

Bartender, darling, I'll have a nice cold glass of champagne please. I think I'll avoid the cocktails tonight, darling, they seem to make me hallucinate polar bears.

I'll teach you mine

I'm guessing you 'bump' n grind