Good evening Willet, darling, another splendid bow tie, I see. Such a dashing chap. From what I understand, darling, you are an inventor. How thoroughly splendid, of you! I wonder, darling, have you invented anything that I would have heard off, something famous, by any chance?

Wouldn't it be fun if Willy and Fanny ended up together *sniggers*

I would by one, a flying Willy it would come in handy in my line of work

Well, a maiden voyage is very special Princey even if it's not an extravagant cruise liner.
I bet you've seen some very luxurious places on your travels. I say, where's your staff? Isn't it customary to have servants and body guards with you when travelling..?

I bet that awful Miss Dewitt has got them all locked in her cabin, darling. She does seem awfully fond of the lower classes. It's her poor mother I feel sorry for.

Have you been peeking at my ideas?   Those damn Russian spies get everywhere! They're masquerading as Z list directors now are they? 

second thoughts a flying rabbit would be a hit

Poor Willy, I think that this Fanny is just too loose for him.

with those leg kicks I would have to agree

I'm sure he could rise to the occasion Dear

Could I interest you in a cocktail?

I know, darling, when she does those blasted high kicks of hers I simply have to hold on to the table for dear life. I always feel, darling as if I could be sucked in at any moment.

Surely Fanny would be well toned with all the exercise?

Oh, yes please darling, I'll let you choose, you seem like you know what I'd like.

those are pelvic exercises prince, I think the leg kicks would have the opposite effect...and they say I am mad 

A "Tight Snatch" it is then, would you like ice in it darling?...

Bartender, darling, that polar bear is back again. If only the blasted gun that killed the poor Captain hadn't mysteriously disappeared.....

My dears I haf ze headache so I shall retire to my cabin - please do not disturb me unless it's impotent Gute Nacht 

I was twerking and sent Yogi with a note....bugger again

I thought they were endangered too!

Maybe the just moved south.

Originally Posted by Izzy Gonyett:

Originally Posted by Willet Fry:

Evening fellow suspects.   It's a bit choppy tonight ..... travelling by ship really is no match for being in the air.  It's just so uncivilised

Good evening Willet, darling, another splendid bow tie, I see. Such a dashing chap. From what I understand, darling, you are an inventor. How thoroughly splendid, of you! I wonder, darling, have you invented anything that I would have heard off, something famous, by any chance?

Evening Miss Gonyett. You're looking very......erm peach this evening.

Well I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but now you mention it most of my inventions are famous in my own head around the world.

Ever heard of the Heliwhiz 3000? A truly amazing piece of machinery, designed to whizz high-flying (get it? [url=http://yoursmiles.org/m-fun.php] ) businessmen around the world in record time.  No longer do they have to suffer 80 long days of tedium, the Heliwhiz cuts their journey down to a staggering 79 days, 23 hours and 57 mins. Give or take a day. Mostly give tbh....

Oh my goodness, darling!! The Heliwhizz 3000 was your invention darling? That contraption was in the news for weeks, darling.

goodnight Santa

that bear knows its directions as well as I do

The penguins will be pleased 

Or are busy terrorising people on cruise ships, darling. They are probably all stowed away in the hold, darling.

Night Hiemy

So it's lost then

Good night Herr Doktor, darling. 

Good evening Willet, darling, another splendid bow tie, I see. Such a dashing chap. From what I understand, darling, you are an inventor. How thoroughly splendid, of you! I wonder, darling, have you invented anything that I would have heard off, something famous, by any chance?

Evening Miss Gonyett. You're looking very......erm peach this evening.

Well I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but now you mention it most of my inventions are famous in my own head around the world.

Ever heard of the Heliwhiz 3000? A truly amazing piece of machinery, designed to whizz high-flying (get it? ) businessmen around the world in record time.  No longer do they have to suffer 80 long days of tedium, the Heliwhiz cuts their journey down to a staggering 79 days, 23 hours and 57 mins. Give or take a day. Mostly give tbh....

I did it quicker and I was lost

Not that far south Ol' bean

Well, for the love of god, darling, do not let the creature anywhere near the bridge.

 yes, but it carries messages 

I've told it to get back on the iceberg and grab a seal or two

We do need a captain Darling and it is wearing the right colours.

I think the poor thing is as half witted as you, darling, it appears to have got one of the life rings stuck on it's nose.

HELIWHIZ!  One z!

Heliwhizz is just tacky. 

Anyway, are you trying to rub it in?  That "contraption" was ahead of it's time I'll have you know! It's not my fault that a teeny tiny minor unforeseeable malfunction caused a few journalists to lose their heads. figuratively speaking. And as for the businessmen who literally lost their heads, well, they should have ducked. 

There were nowhere near as many casualties as the media reported.  Twas a storm in teacup. 

I could drive it do you drive boats...whatever, where would you all like to go? Pick a place in the opposite direction of where you want to be *giggles*

That is very true. darling and as the thing can talk, maybe it is clever enough to steer this ship too.

Q: What's a balanced diet for a polar bear?
A: A seal in each paw!