good job it iz not ze broccoli ja!

 

 

silly, I didn't eat any *giggles and bumps into steward*

I avoided the broccoli on the buffet this evening

 

 

I twerked into the kitchen by accident earlier, I avoided all the food until I realised my goggles needed cleaning and the kitchen was spotless

Evening folks.. Just had a great idea for a movie.. Gonna call it Gone With The Wind!....... What?

dear Laydee while you are here what in ze name of Gott possessed you to fly zolo round ze welt ermmm world 

That's a good question doctor! Yes, do tell miss airhead, I've heard you are quite the adventurer

 

it was a bit of an accident really. I was supposed to fly to Australia but managed to take a wrong turn at Timbuktu and ended up back where I started...result

 

I've answered Doc Marten

*reads notes

 

Ahem where is the shaking fanny fanny shaker she needs to answer my question!

 

I'm never going near the stuff again, darlings 

 

she had sea sickness earlier, she might not surface until tomorrow She was watching me twerk earlier and then felt nauseous  

I think she is shaking else where tonight

What's the most amazing adventure you've been on miss airhead? Apart from this one of course

Hmmmmmmm *rubs bushy beard*  zer are people who would zink that you are - wot iz ze phrase - not playing wif ze full deck.  Dear laydee are you crazee?

 

Sounds fabulous darling, just try to make it a short, to the point blast and not some long, drawn out old guff.

Frankly my dear I couldn't give a dam!

 

 

Quite possibly *giggles* One doctor examined me and said he was positive I was certifiable, I managed to give him the slip

 

An accident, darling? I would say it was some kind of miracle that you didn't crash into another airplane on your travels. I bet there were more than a few birds up there who wished that immodium had been invented when they saw you coming.

 

I can't possibly tell you Haggy, I've sold my story to The Daily Sin, you can read my adventure in there this week for a small fee

So you flew round the world because you were lost?

 

 

Sounds a bit boring...don't make it overly long will you

 

I'm a great pilot, I take little refresher courses before every flight

 

 

sort of

Did you fly over the princes home country miss airhead? Maybe he saw you in the sky!

I say your majesty to be, what is it that brought the prince of wonga on a cruise like this? I'd have thought something more upscale would have been more your kind of choice

I zink you and I need a session young laydee - I haf a verra nice couch in my cabin 

I can cut the Broccoli eating scene... 

 

Have you been at the cocktails already, darling? You are awfully giggly tonight. Well, I say giggly, darling, you sound more like a demented hyena who discovered the lion's catnip stash.

 

I'm not sure Hag, you don't mind me using a pet name do you? I was fortunate enough to land back where I started, what my flight path was is anyone's guess

 

 

*giggles* you are so funny Izzy *swipes glasses of stewards tray* I'm just really happy no family crisis tonight

 

Were you 'really happy' when you accidentally missed Australia too, darling?

Evening fellow suspects.  It's a bit choppy tonight ..... travelling by ship really is no match for being in the air.  It's just so uncivilised  

By all means miss airhead, I don't mind a pet name

*feels a little less lonely inside*

 

I didn't know I'd missed it until Timbuktu *giggles*

 

evening fellow avia flyer

 

thank you Hag

M'Dear, who could resist the allure of this great ship on her maiden voyage?

And after six years slumming it in England at Oxford, what a perfect way to celebrate my liberation independence

Maybe you could invent a flying ship... you could call it an airship Willy.

 

Well, a maiden voyage is very special Princey even if it's not an extravagant cruise liner.
I bet you've seen some very luxurious places on your travels. I say, where's your staff? Isn't it customary to have servants and body guards with you when travelling..?

 

were you in the Bullingdon Club? An ancestor of mine founded it in the 1800, please say you weren't a member, it seems to have lost all class of late