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Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:

 I'm disappointed......poor Captain inky has been much maligned during the last few days!

 

 Tonight however we will finally bring the nasty killer to justice ....before we begin does anyone have anything they'd like to say?

 

Yup, I ave shummat ter shay...

 

Lancey boy....I be up the duff 

 

 

 

*passes out*

*Tips off the CSA*

 

 

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:

 Barnie Caul - you are featuring on many Wanted posters about these islands and your methods of keeping order are highly suspect ........

 

 

 

But you're not clever enough to have committed this dreadful deed - IT's NOT YOU!

 

 Best get on a boat and clear out before the Port Authority Officers arrive!

Arrrrrrrgggghh!

Ye gotta be cruel t' be kind

 

 

 

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:

 Barnie Caul - you are featuring on many Wanted posters about these islands and your methods of keeping order are highly suspect ........

 

 

 

But you're not clever enough to have committed this dreadful deed - IT's NOT YOU!

 

 Best get on a boat and clear out before the Port Authority Officers arrive!

 

Barnie is a thicky

With a turnip for a di....

 

....ooooh...need the loo....me bladder ain't what it was.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:

 Barnie Caul - you are featuring on many Wanted posters about these islands and your methods of keeping order are highly suspect ........

 

 

 

But you're not clever enough to have committed this dreadful deed - IT's NOT YOU!

 

 Best get on a boat and clear out before the Port Authority Officers arrive!

 

 

just be a matter of time tho

 

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Is it too late ter change me mind?

 

all those late nights Vi and look what ye got out of it

 

Yeah, ain't I bein' the lucky one? 

 

 

aye, he gonna be a dim good lookin' young un

 

So looks from me and brains from ye then? 

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:

 Barnie Caul - you are featuring on many Wanted posters about these islands and your methods of keeping order are highly suspect ........

 

 

 

But you're not clever enough to have committed this dreadful deed - IT's NOT YOU!

 

 Best get on a boat and clear out before the Port Authority Officers arrive!

 

 

just be a matter of time tho

 

Yarrrgh!

I prolly just set up that muf to take the fall

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

*wonders if Miss Marple is goin' all alphabetical-like*

 

I be reckonin' ye don't look as innocent terday and that mebbe I be wrong (again) to accuse Yu Lie 

That be the grog talkin', ye wench.

 

Mebbe it is, mebbe it ain't. Call it a gut feelin'. Mind ye, what with the grog and Lance's 'gift', me gut ain't feelin' that good terday.

Izzy Gonyett

Rusty Flintlock ........

Captain Black never knew you were his offspring and provided nothing towards your upbringing. If you had discovered and claimed the treasure for yourself, you would have

at last be able to give your Mama a fancy house and garden, servants and private carriage for her to enjoy.  That must have been a tempting prospect after living a life of poverty with only a turnip sack for a bed ......................

 

 But you're never sober enough to to formulate a shopping list far less an evil plan for MURDER!  It wasn't you!

Miss Marple
Originally Posted by Miss Marple:

Rusty Flintlock ........

Captain Black never knew you were his offspring and provided nothing towards your upbringing. If you had discovered and claimed the treasure for yourself, you would have

at last be able to give your Mama a fancy house and garden, servants and private carriage for her to enjoy.  That must have been a tempting prospect after living a life of poverty with only a turnip sack for a bed ......................

 

 But you're never sober enough to to formulate a shopping list far less an evil plan for MURDER!  It wasn't you!

 

Rusty's life's sure has been hard,

Fancy bein' Inky's bast......

 

......loo again me thinks.....

Izzy Gonyett

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