Baldy Gary  did The Sin miss a suspect 

 *sniffs* That would be the rag that Desmond declined to take over for being too low-brow for his brand portfolio.... we'll not worry too much about that!

Not to worry Miss Marple, we are happy with Rupert Muppet being boss...the deals on our mobile contract  

ARgghhhhh!

I be here. I still be confused, but I be here.

I be puttin' the finishin' touches on me accusation.

Although....I was hopin' someone else might be goin' first.

 Mr Force ...please sit down  ....we'll proceed in an orderly fashion after we've had some tea.  I still have some notes I'd like to go through - you may wish to use this time to take a shower  Yo ho ho!

*waits with my quill and parchment for the first scoop* 

REAL pirates don't be takin' showers, wench.

However, methinks I be rushin' things....but I'm not familiar with the way these things work.

 You may find a use for this as well....

 * grabs dictionary*  

Gor luv a duck * quivers*   

Methinks Yu Lie needs that more than Dame Ann.

* high fives Mr Force* 

I be waiting to see who the murdering scoundrel be, me wench Vi's been spending at least 30 minutes every night studying....  she's one heck of a multitasker

*high fives Dame Ann back....but misses, as usual*

Arrgghh! Sorry, lassie. Me hand-eye coordinatin' ain't that great.

 This could be true!

 I think it may be time to begin the Interviews.....would anyone care to share?

I noticed 

Yarrrrggghhh!

I be givin' this a lot o' thinkin'..and it hurts somethin' fierce!
Seems as if ALL of us had reason to want that black-hearted Cap'n Black dead. He weren't no treat to work with, day in and day out, were he?

There be a fair amount of dishonesty on this vessel, too, methinks. Scurvy dogs sneakin' in and out o' the Cap'n's cabin, up the mast wi' flags, writin' letters and the like. Heck, even *I* had secrets! (Not anymore, o' course.)

There be a couple o' dogs that not be answerin' questions to me satisfaction, but methinks the murrrderrrrerrrr be....Yu Lie!

Methinks she be in cahoots with Longshanks, who be runnin' for Gov'ner, and lookin' to keep pirate ships outta Freeport. It's possible she never intended to kill the Cap'n, but that it happened in a struggle, when he found her in his cabin, riflin' the desk. At any rate, methinks she hides behind that poor English (which she speaks well enough when she wants to.)
She's an odd 'un, THAT'S fer sure, but methinks she also be the murrrderrerr.

 *blinks 5 times and scribbles in notepad*

Hmmmmmm interesting!

Interesting theory Forcey old mate    *takes notes to add to his own* 

*heads for tavern fer more grog, before Vi drags me upstairs. I be giving this more thought and I'll be solvin' this at the next high tide*

*peers over Miss Marple's shoulder, scribbles Miss Marples scribbles* 

 *peers at the Ship's Roster *  Hmmmmmm !

*follows Miss Marple in disguise* 

Just as I thought, the place be empty. Time fro more grog and maybe a quickie quick visit to see me wench Vi

* second thoughts, the grog will be better for me state of health*

Miss Marple looks less like a woman than I do

I be think ye could pass fer sisters

Oi! I was hopin' yer could shift some of these cobwebs in me brain by bangin' me about a bit 

Me brain is turnin' ter mush and I be a ponderin' whether ter change me mind...mebbe yer could help distract me Lancey boy?

Is she yer Granny by some chance?

Avast me wench .....  I'll grab me grog and me and Jolly Todger will be with ye in two shakes We've an hour lassie, we'll go and bang this these brain cell cells about

Don't be a shakin' the Jolly Todger too much....don't want him chuckin' up before he gets here 

No reason fer ye to fret Vi, Jolly will not be letting ye down I've just had me potion, he'll not be going down anytime soon

Ooooh...if yer goin' ter be doin' that again, I'd best be gettin' the ol' vaseline ready 

Last time ye did that I ended up at tother side of the room wench, don't be using the full jar this time Vi

Well a bit of warnin' from yer wouldn't go amiss this time 

I'm ready now Vi, I've got the safety rope tied to me waist and a plank strapped to me ar$e just in case..... I've even been and got to jugs of grog, I can be so romantic at times

Hope yer can fit through the door with that plank strapped ter yer butt......

I'll slip it vertically Vi, ye knows how good I am at swivelling

Not half as good as ye be at snorkellin'.....