Wades through the insults to get to the point. Feeling a little ignored here
Sam did you get on well with Spuds (not the type you mash
Wades through the insults to get to the point. Feeling a little ignored here
Sam did you get on well with Spuds (not the type you mash
toneeeeeeeeeeeez - I need to talk zu vu
Well I've been here all bleedin' night woman.....get on with it!
Is it a liar you're after calling me?
When ye say pants do ye mean American pants as in troosers or Oirish undercrackers? If it's his troosers ye are on about, well I'm not sure. But thinking about it, he never liked wearing them trooser yokes all that much when he was younger.
I didn't call ya a liar, I just said I didn't believe ya.
sure isn't that the same thing ya fecking shleveen
Well Sam you say Spuds trusted you but did you really get on well with him??
Of course He trusted me! I catered to his party! He ate the food I ordered someone to cook cooked. How's much more could a man trust another man?
Sorry missed that someone turned the page
I'll have you know that I don't just shove my balls anywhere Missy
Did he trust you with his life Toni?
He trusted me to end his enemies lives Mr Annella..... I'm beginning to wonder if I should check the list more carefully for your name!
Not strictly a straight answer that one. Whatcha hidin Nutface?
tonnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I zid 'ear Candeee zaying zat vu and spudsy ver not speaking to each ozzer - bazkz zup zat i zed and ze vi eeez onto eeeettt
Well Sam you say Spuds trusted you but did you really get on well with him??
Of course He trusted me! I catered to his party! He ate the food I ordered someone to cook cooked. How's much more could a man trust another man?
Sorry missed that someone turned the page
*Shuts window*
I'll have you know that I don't just shove my balls anywhere Missy
zar zu zure about zat
Well Sam do ya thinks somebody was trying to frame Ya's for Spudsy’s murder by using YOUR knife. Hmmm?
Taps on window
And you don't think I'd be fool enough to be wearing my real 'tache today do you???
So, you're in to disguises are ya me little Swedish/Sicilian friend?
I don't suppose you dressed up as a penguin to get close enough to do poor ol' Spudsy in, did ya?
It's not a disguise it's my uniform Old friend, an Italian Chef would just look Swedish without a 'tache..
Has anyone ever seen you without your fake tache?
Yes! My mother and the midwife who delivered me. Why?
Just askin big fella, any chance of a little peek at ya face without it on?
Ok but just a quick peek
I didn't call ya a liar, I just said I didn't believe ya.
sure isn't that the same thing ya fecking shleveen
mebee
Oi, Dumb Dora...shut it. If ya gob keeps spoutin like this, I will get Sam to cram some of his balls in it.
try it ya two bit thicko...my mouth or any other orifice don't open as easily as yours
That's as maybe darlin but they are more select about who they let in.
You are the 10cent store to my Selfridges.
Taps on window
just get yer machine gun out Billy
Well Sam you say Spuds trusted you but did you really get on well with him??
Of course He trusted me! I catered to his party! He ate the food I ordered someone to cook cooked. How's much more could a man trust another man?
Sorry missed that someone turned the page
*squints and sniggers*
Taps on window
just get yer machine gun out Billy
Later doll
Oi, Dumb Dora...shut it. If ya gob keeps spoutin like this, I will get Sam to cram some of his balls in it.
try it ya two bit thicko...my mouth or any other orifice don't open as easily as yours
That's as maybe darlin but they are more select about who they let in.
You are the 10cent store to my Selfridges.
you're in the bargain basement hun I'm the window dressing
Wades through the insults to get to the point. Feeling a little ignored here
Sam did you get on well with Spuds (not the type you mash
Don't you worry Sugar, I can see you.
Well Sam do ya thinks somebody was trying to frame Ya's for Spudsy’s murder by using YOUR knife. Hmmm?
The guilty will always try to pass their wrongs off onto the innocent, such is life
Oi, Dumb Dora...shut it. If ya gob keeps spoutin like this, I will get Sam to cram some of his balls in it.
try it ya two bit thicko...my mouth or any other orifice don't open as easily as yours
That's as maybe darlin but they are more select about who they let in.
You are the 10cent store to my Selfridges.
you're in the bargain basement hun I'm the window dressing
Jeez, did Spudsy find you in Amsterdam then?
Taps on window
just get yer machine gun out Billy
Later doll
don't let me Tony see you flirting...he'll rive yer head off
you're in the bargain basement hun I'm the window dressing
Jeez, did Spudsy find you in Amsterdam then?
I'm class, you're brass...go figure hun
tonnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I zid 'ear Candeee zaying zat vu and spudsy ver not speaking to each ozzer - bazkz zup zat i zed and ze vi eeez onto eeeettt
Lend us your dictionary Sam
Erm... the bestest of mates do sometimes have disagreements you know! It's all part of being a grown up ain't it?
Anyways, hardened, alpha male *squints at Candy* criminals like me and the Spuds don’t 'fall out'. We just don’t speak to each other until one of us dies.
That was a gangster joke that was. I shoulds be on the stage.
I'll have you know that I don't just shove my balls anywhere Missy
It's alright Sam, i wouldn't expect ya to put ya prized balls near her. It was just a figure of speach honey.
Taps on window
just get yer machine gun out Billy
Later doll
don't let me Tony see you flirting...he'll rive yer head off
See being the optimum word.. Not a chance
I'll have you know that I don't just shove my balls anywhere Missy
It's alright Sam, i wouldn't expect ya to put ya prized balls near her. It was just a figure of speach honey.
now it all makes sense...why you never solve a case that is
you're in the bargain basement hun I'm the window dressing
Jeez, did Spudsy find you in Amsterdam then?
I'm class, you're brass...go figure hun
Third class, no buffet included and some seriously dodgy stains on the seat.
Well Sam you say Spuds trusted you but did you really get on well with him??
Of course He trusted me! I catered to his party! He ate the food I ordered someone to cook cooked. How's much more could a man trust another man?
Sorry missed that someone turned the page
*squints and sniggers*
zill zu anzer my questzion
don't let me Tony see you flirting...he'll rive yer head off
See being the optimum word.. Not a chance
he may be slightly impaired with his eyesight, but he does his job well....I just point him in the right direction
*Thinks* So many things not adding up here. a man gets shot - no-one mentions hearing anything. The knife in the spud pointing to Sam - So he could have poisoned him or knifed him. What better way to throw Vi off the scent - use a gun and point the finger at himself.. Hmmmmm*
you're in the bargain basement hun I'm the window dressing
Jeez, did Spudsy find you in Amsterdam then?
I'm class, you're brass...go figure hun
Third class, no buffet included and some seriously dodgy stains on the seat.
ya...its all that sh*te you're spouting
zi zeed zu talkz zu zu
You are talking to me. you doofus.
zill zu anzer my questzion
I did! Maybe you should squint some!
*Thinks* So many things not adding up here. a man gets shot - no-one mentions hearing anything. The knife in the spud pointing to Sam - So he could have poisoned him or knifed him. What better way to throw Vi off the scent - use a gun and point the finger at himself.. Hmmmmm*
or he could have been making chips and was shot before he peeled the spud
zi ziz zust zoing zor za zhoower - ze zack zlater
don't let me Tony see you flirting...he'll rive yer head off
See being the optimum word.. Not a chance
he may be slightly impaired with his eyesight, but he does his job well....I just point him in the right direction
*So she points Tony in Spuds direction gives him the wrong glasses and Bang! job done Hmmm.*
I'll have you know that I don't just shove my balls anywhere Missy
It's alright Sam, i wouldn't expect ya to put ya prized balls near her. It was just a figure of speach honey.
now it all makes sense...why you never solve a case that is
Ah, but this time I have not as yet anyway been sidetracked taken away from my work by a naked man other matters. Maybe I will actually see this one through.
*Thinks* So many things not adding up here. a man gets shot - no-one mentions hearing anything. The knife in the spud pointing to Sam - So he could have poisoned him or knifed him. What better way to throw Vi off the scent - use a gun and point the finger at himself.. Hmmmmm*
or he could have been making chips and was shot before he peeled the spud
I'll give you that one LOL
zill zu anzer my questzion
I did! Maybe you should squint some!
zu iz zo zude zi iz zoylaty zu know
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