OF ALL THE SWEDISH/SICILIAN CRAPPY CHEFS I'VE EVER MET.... YOU MATE TAKE THE ABSOLUTE UNDER-COOKED BISCUIT! 
I'LL BE WANTING DOUBLE THE PROTECTION MONEY THIS MONTH... PLUS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH.... AND ALL THE STEKT STROMMING SERVED ON A BED OF SOGGY SPAGHETTI THAT I AND MY GOOD LADY CAN EAT! 
I was just wondering who you met first Ms Capish, Spudsey or your girlfriend Toni?
My Tony is all man, you second rate fish fryer 
It was Spudsy of course, everyone knows Spudsy in this town. I will always be grateful to him for introducing me to Tony, the best man in the whole wide world 
I'm an excellent Chef I'll have you know as you'd find out if you ever tasted my special meat balls 
Not sure 'bout Toni though, something just don't smell right ???
slinks in - ze gorjoous sexy bird *slink*
*squints*
Not another bleedin' penguin!
nezer mind being ze vude to me
vot kind ov zi dirty work did vu do fo spudsy???- somebody did - he mentioned vu a lot
Of course he mentioned me a lot doll..... he was me bestest mate weren't he 
He never once mentioned you. 
And oy! Watch that beak of yours, my work ain't dirty. 
I just did your run of the mill henchman kinda work. Cleaning his boots, unblocking the drains, killing people who owed him money. Nowt special. 
ze talked aboutz me alz ze time - i heard him telk abooot me to vu
hmmm ze teepical durty vurk zen - ze keeling peepzle eez zee vurst
I'm an excellent Chef I'll have you know as you'd find out if you ever tasted my special meat balls
Not sure 'bout Toni though, something just don't smell right ???
Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks
OF ALL THE SWEDISH/SICILIAN CRAPPY CHEFS I'VE EVER MET.... YOU MATE TAKE THE ABSOLUTE UNDER-COOKED BISCUIT!
I'LL BE WANTING DOUBLE THE PROTECTION MONEY THIS MONTH... PLUS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH.... AND ALL THE STEKT STROMMING SERVED ON A BED OF SOGGY SPAGHETTI THAT I AND MY GOOD LADY CAN EAT!
Thy can call you Toothless Tony 
I was just wondering who you met first Ms Capish, Spudsey or your girlfriend Toni?
My Tony is all man, you second rate fish fryer
It was Spudsy of course, everyone knows Spudsy in this town. I will always be grateful to him for introducing me to Tony, the best man in the whole wide world
I'm an excellent Chef I'll have you know as you'd find out if you ever tasted my special meat balls
Not sure 'bout Toni though, something just don't smell right ???
sam - vu should covess now - bet eet vos vour chev knive on ze spud bezide my spudsy
OF ALL THE SWEDISH/SICILIAN CRAPPY CHEFS I'VE EVER MET.... YOU MATE TAKE THE ABSOLUTE UNDER-COOKED BISCUIT!
I'LL BE WANTING DOUBLE THE PROTECTION MONEY THIS MONTH... PLUS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH.... AND ALL THE STEKT STROMMING SERVED ON A BED OF SOGGY SPAGHETTI THAT I AND MY GOOD LADY CAN EAT!
that told him hun 
OF ALL THE SWEDISH/SICILIAN CRAPPY CHEFS I'VE EVER MET.... YOU MATE TAKE THE ABSOLUTE UNDER-COOKED BISCUIT!
I'LL BE WANTING DOUBLE THE PROTECTION MONEY THIS MONTH... PLUS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH.... AND ALL THE STEKT STROMMING SERVED ON A BED OF SOGGY SPAGHETTI THAT I AND MY GOOD LADY CAN EAT!
You seem to get angry very easily Mr Triceps.
Why should I pay you any protection money now?
Spudsey has gone and a meat head like you is to thick to take over from him 
AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING I STINK????!!!
You are going to be SO sorry. I have ways of making a grown man scream like a little girl! 
*grabs the ends of Sam's moustache and starts twisting*
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
excuse me???
Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.
Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks
Don't pass them to me Candy sweetheart!
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
excuse me???
Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.
*I'm in there*
Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks
Don't pass them to me Candy sweetheart!
not with someone else's hand sweetheart
Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks
Don't pass them to me Candy sweetheart!
not with someone else's hand sweetheart
vu vuld van tzos balls
Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks
Don't pass them to me Candy sweetheart!
not with someone else's hand sweetheart
vu vuld van tzos balls
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
excuse me???
Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.
*I'm in there*
Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.
Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.
I was just wondering who you met first Ms Capish, Spudsey or your girlfriend Toni?
My Tony is all man, you second rate fish fryer
It was Spudsy of course, everyone knows Spudsy in this town. I will always be grateful to him for introducing me to Tony, the best man in the whole wide world
I'm an excellent Chef I'll have you know as you'd find out if you ever tasted my special meat balls
Not sure 'bout Toni though, something just don't smell right ???
sam - vu should covess now - bet eet vos vour chev knive on ze spud bezide my spudsy
Is that Klingon??
*Ratches out Klingon to Swedish to Italian to English dictionary*
Ov kores eet covld avee beeeen mi knive deeer Ieeez a Chev! *throws dictionary out* It was probably my potato too! I keep lots of them in my kitchen which was unlocked. Any one could have nicked them! Even ...YOU!
vu vuld van tzos balls
Huh? 
I zink...erm... think my hearing's going as well as me eyesight.
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
excuse me???
Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.
*I'm in there*
Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.
Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.
zwen??
Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks
Don't pass them to me Candy sweetheart!
not with someone else's hand sweetheart
vu vuld van tzos balls
Not even me, just thinkin about it gives me the heebie jeebies.
AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING I STINK????!!!
You are going to be SO sorry. I have ways of making a grown man scream like a little girl!
*grabs the ends of Sam's moustache and starts twisting*
I bet you have sweetheart
And you don't think I'd be fool enough to be wearing my real 'tache today do you???
zwen??
Sven? Who the f*** is Sven?
Oh hang on, I bet he's a friend of Sam Swedish/Sicilian chef? Am I right? AM I RIGHT?
*squints sideways to check Candy has noticed me clevererness*
vu vuld van tzos balls
Huh? I zink...erm... think my hearing's going as well as me eyesight.
zu eezz a vezy vude man - spudsy deendnt theenk az much ov you az you vink
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
I don't think he wanted his young sister cramping his style
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
excuse me???
Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.
*I'm in there*
Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.
Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.
zwen??
When I can be arsed have gathered all the evidence, sifted through it and made sense of it. Then I shall make a probably wrong but we live in hope arrest.
zwen??
Sven? Who the f*** is Sven?
Oh hang on, I bet he's a friend of Sam Swedish/Sicilian chef? Am I right? AM I RIGHT?
*squints sideways to check Candy has noticed me clevererness*
vo she hazen't iv she 'az any zesnze
I think i walked into a Walt Disney Movie by mistake.. Let me outta here!!!
And you don't think I'd be fool enough to be wearing my real 'tache today do you???
So, you're in to disguises are ya me little Swedish/Sicilian friend?
I don't suppose you dressed up as a penguin to get close enough to do poor ol' Spudsy in, did ya?
AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING I STINK????!!!
You are going to be SO sorry. I have ways of making a grown man scream like a little girl!
*grabs the ends of Sam's moustache and starts twisting*
I bet you have sweetheart
And you don't think I'd be fool enough to be wearing my real 'tache today do you???
Is yer tache not real then Sam?
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
excuse me???
Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.
*I'm in there*
Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.
Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.
zwen??
When I can be arsed have gathered all the evidence, sifted through it and made sense of it. Then I shall make a probably wrong but we live in hope arrest.
iz zink zu izzzz a brilliant detectz zat eezzzz brillantz
vu vuld van tzos balls
Huh? I zink...erm... think my hearing's going as well as me eyesight.
zu eezz a vezy vude man - spudsy deendnt theenk az much ov you az you vink
Oh really my lovely vowel stealin russian? So what did Mr Potato Head really think of Tone?
And you don't think I'd be fool enough to be wearing my real 'tache today do you???
So, you're in to disguises are ya me little Swedish/Sicilian friend?
I don't suppose you dressed up as a penguin to get close enough to do poor ol' Spudsy in, did ya?
there was a sailor here before, I think he was looking for that penguin honey
Oh really my lovely vowel stealin russian? So what did Mr Potato Head really think of Tone?
can no one spell Tony round here 
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
I don't think he wanted his young sister cramping his style
That'll be a no then will it?
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
excuse me???
Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.
*I'm in there*
Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.
Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.
zwen??
When I can be arsed have gathered all the evidence, sifted through it and made sense of it. Then I shall make a probably wrong but we live in hope arrest.
iz zink zu izzzz a brilliant detectz zat eezzzz brillantz
Cheers doll. Don't think flattery will get you out of one of my very thorough probin's though.
Oh really my lovely vowel stealin russian? So what did Mr Potato Head really think of Tone?
can no one spell Tony round here
I think there are so many spare vowels flying around me love, that people are just using them willy nilly.
Oh really my lovely vowel stealin russian? So what did Mr Potato Head really think of Tone?
can no one spell Tony round here
It's alright sugar, he'll probably have to squint to read it, he'll never know.
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
I don't think he wanted his young sister cramping his style
That'll be a no then will it?
well he didn't exactly say no but to be fair, I don't think he wanted me hanging around. I had the idea that he was up to something well dodgy so he was
Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh
well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here. So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak. I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home
So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?
I don't think he wanted his young sister cramping his style
That'll be a no then will it?
Style?Style?? He didn't know he meaning of the word. Style is my second name..
