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Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
 or your girlfriend Toni?

 

OF ALL THE SWEDISH/SICILIAN CRAPPY CHEFS I'VE EVER MET.... YOU MATE TAKE THE ABSOLUTE UNDER-COOKED BISCUIT! 

 

I'LL BE WANTING DOUBLE THE PROTECTION MONEY THIS MONTH... PLUS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH.... AND ALL THE STEKT STROMMING SERVED ON A BED OF SOGGY SPAGHETTI THAT I AND MY GOOD LADY CAN EAT! 

 

Willet Fry
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:

I was just wondering who you met first Ms Capish, Spudsey or your girlfriend Toni?

 

My Tony is all man, you second rate fish fryer

 

It was Spudsy of course, everyone knows Spudsy in this town. I will always be grateful to him for introducing me to Tony, the best man in the whole wide world

I'm an excellent Chef I'll have you know as you'd find out if you ever tasted my special meat balls

Not sure 'bout Toni though, something just don't smell right ???

Prince Ton-Akadamee
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Bella:
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Bella:

slinks in - ze gorjoous sexy bird *slink*

 

*squints*

 

Not another bleedin' penguin! 

nezer mind being ze vude to me

 

vot kind ov  zi dirty work did vu do fo spudsy???- somebody did - he mentioned vu  a lot

 

Of course he mentioned me a lot doll..... he was me bestest mate weren't he  

 

He never once mentioned you. 

 

And oy! Watch that beak of yours, my work ain't dirty. I just did your run of the mill henchman kinda work. Cleaning his boots, unblocking the drains, killing people who owed him money. Nowt special. 

ze talked aboutz me alz ze time - i heard him telk abooot me to vu

 

hmmm ze teepical durty vurk zen - ze keeling peepzle eez  zee vurst

Rocking Ros Rose
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:

I'm an excellent Chef I'll have you know as you'd find out if you ever tasted my special meat balls

Not sure 'bout Toni though, something just don't smell right ???

 

Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
 or your girlfriend Toni?

 

OF ALL THE SWEDISH/SICILIAN CRAPPY CHEFS I'VE EVER MET.... YOU MATE TAKE THE ABSOLUTE UNDER-COOKED BISCUIT! 

 

I'LL BE WANTING DOUBLE THE PROTECTION MONEY THIS MONTH... PLUS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH.... AND ALL THE STEKT STROMMING SERVED ON A BED OF SOGGY SPAGHETTI THAT I AND MY GOOD LADY CAN EAT! 

 

Thy can call you Toothless Tony 

James
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:

I was just wondering who you met first Ms Capish, Spudsey or your girlfriend Toni?

 

My Tony is all man, you second rate fish fryer

 

It was Spudsy of course, everyone knows Spudsy in this town. I will always be grateful to him for introducing me to Tony, the best man in the whole wide world

I'm an excellent Chef I'll have you know as you'd find out if you ever tasted my special meat balls

Not sure 'bout Toni though, something just don't smell right ???

sam - vu should covess now - bet eet vos vour chev knive on ze spud bezide my spudsy

Rocking Ros Rose
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
 or your girlfriend Toni?

 

OF ALL THE SWEDISH/SICILIAN CRAPPY CHEFS I'VE EVER MET.... YOU MATE TAKE THE ABSOLUTE UNDER-COOKED BISCUIT! 

 

I'LL BE WANTING DOUBLE THE PROTECTION MONEY THIS MONTH... PLUS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH.... AND ALL THE STEKT STROMMING SERVED ON A BED OF SOGGY SPAGHETTI THAT I AND MY GOOD LADY CAN EAT! 

 

 

 

that told him hun

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
 or your girlfriend Toni?

 

OF ALL THE SWEDISH/SICILIAN CRAPPY CHEFS I'VE EVER MET.... YOU MATE TAKE THE ABSOLUTE UNDER-COOKED BISCUIT! 

 

I'LL BE WANTING DOUBLE THE PROTECTION MONEY THIS MONTH... PLUS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH.... AND ALL THE STEKT STROMMING SERVED ON A BED OF SOGGY SPAGHETTI THAT I AND MY GOOD LADY CAN EAT! 

 

You seem to get angry very easily Mr Triceps.

Why should I pay you any protection money now?

Spudsey has gone and a meat head like you is to thick to take over from him

Prince Ton-Akadamee
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
 something just don't smell right ???

 

AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING I STINK????!!!

 

You are going to be SO sorry.  I have ways of making a grown man scream like a little girl!  

 

*grabs the ends of Sam's moustache and starts twisting* 

Willet Fry
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

excuse me???


Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

excuse me???


Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.

*I'm in there*

James
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
 

Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks

 

Don't pass them to me Candy sweetheart!  

 

 

not with someone else's hand sweetheart

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
 

Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks

 

Don't pass them to me Candy sweetheart!  

 

 

not with someone else's hand sweetheart

vu vuld van tzos balls

Rocking Ros Rose
Originally Posted by Bella:
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
 

Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks

 

Don't pass them to me Candy sweetheart!  

 

 

not with someone else's hand sweetheart

vu vuld van tzos balls

 

 

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

excuse me???


Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.

*I'm in there*


Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.

 

Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Bella:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:

I was just wondering who you met first Ms Capish, Spudsey or your girlfriend Toni?

 

My Tony is all man, you second rate fish fryer

 

It was Spudsy of course, everyone knows Spudsy in this town. I will always be grateful to him for introducing me to Tony, the best man in the whole wide world

I'm an excellent Chef I'll have you know as you'd find out if you ever tasted my special meat balls

Not sure 'bout Toni though, something just don't smell right ???

sam - vu should covess now - bet eet vos vour chev knive on ze spud bezide my spudsy

Is that Klingon??

*Ratches out Klingon to Swedish to Italian to English dictionary*

 

Ov kores eet covld avee beeeen mi knive deeer Ieeez a Chev! *throws dictionary out* It was probably my potato too! I keep lots of them in my kitchen which was unlocked. Any one could have nicked them! Even ...YOU!

Prince Ton-Akadamee
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

excuse me???


Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.

*I'm in there*


Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.

 

Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.

zwen??

Rocking Ros Rose
Originally Posted by Bella:
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
 

Tony is a fine man and the only thing that don't smell right is your balls... I'll pass on them thanks

 

Don't pass them to me Candy sweetheart!  

 

 

not with someone else's hand sweetheart

vu vuld van tzos balls


Not even me, just thinkin about it gives me the heebie jeebies.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
 something just don't smell right ???

 

AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING I STINK????!!!

 

You are going to be SO sorry.  I have ways of making a grown man scream like a little girl!  

 

*grabs the ends of Sam's moustache and starts twisting* 

I bet you have sweetheart

And you don't think I'd be fool enough to be wearing my real 'tache today do you???

 

 

 

Prince Ton-Akadamee
Originally Posted by Bella:
 

zwen??

 

Sven? Who the f*** is Sven?

 

Oh hang on, I bet he's a friend of Sam Swedish/Sicilian chef? Am I right? AM I RIGHT? 

 

*squints sideways to check Candy has noticed me clevererness* 

Willet Fry
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Bella:
 

vu vuld van tzos balls

 

Huh?  I zink...erm... think my hearing's going as well as me eyesight. 

zu eezz a vezy vude man - spudsy deendnt theenk  az much ov you az you vink

Rocking Ros Rose
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

I don't think he wanted his young sister cramping his style

FM
Originally Posted by Bella:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

excuse me???


Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.

*I'm in there*


Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.

 

Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.

zwen??


When I can be arsed have gathered all the evidence, sifted through it and made sense of it. Then I shall make a probably wrong but we live in hope arrest.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Bella:
 

zwen??

 

Sven? Who the f*** is Sven?

 

Oh hang on, I bet he's a friend of Sam Swedish/Sicilian chef? Am I right? AM I RIGHT? 

 

*squints sideways to check Candy has noticed me clevererness* 

vo she hazen't iv she 'az any zesnze

Rocking Ros Rose
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
 

And you don't think I'd be fool enough to be wearing my real 'tache today do you???

 

 

 

 

So, you're in to disguises are ya me little Swedish/Sicilian friend?

 

I don't suppose you dressed up as a penguin to get close enough to do poor ol' Spudsy in, did ya? 

Willet Fry
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
 something just don't smell right ???

 

AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING I STINK????!!!

 

You are going to be SO sorry.  I have ways of making a grown man scream like a little girl!  

 

*grabs the ends of Sam's moustache and starts twisting* 

I bet you have sweetheart

And you don't think I'd be fool enough to be wearing my real 'tache today do you???

 

 

 


Is yer tache not real then Sam?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Bella:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

excuse me???


Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.

*I'm in there*


Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.

 

Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.

zwen??


When I can be arsed have gathered all the evidence, sifted through it and made sense of it. Then I shall make a probably wrong but we live in hope arrest.

iz zink zu izzzz a brilliant detectz zat eezzzz brillantz

Rocking Ros Rose
Originally Posted by Bella:
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Bella:
 

vu vuld van tzos balls

 

Huh?  I zink...erm... think my hearing's going as well as me eyesight. 

zu eezz a vezy vude man - spudsy deendnt theenk  az much ov you az you vink

Oh really my lovely vowel stealin russian? So what did Mr Potato Head really think of Tone?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:
Originally Posted by Sam Annella:
 

And you don't think I'd be fool enough to be wearing my real 'tache today do you???

 

 

 

 

So, you're in to disguises are ya me little Swedish/Sicilian friend?

 

I don't suppose you dressed up as a penguin to get close enough to do poor ol' Spudsy in, did ya? 

 

there was a sailor here before, I think he was looking for that penguin honey

Emily Airhead
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

I don't think he wanted his young sister cramping his style

 

That'll be a no then will it?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Bella:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Bella:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Billy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

excuse me???


Question was for Mo. But don't disappear, i'm sure I'll be needin you later.

*I'm in there*


Bank's closed for now sweetheart. I have a murder to solve.

 

Still, it's bound to go tits up soon, so hang around, there may be some cash floatin around.

zwen??


When I can be arsed have gathered all the evidence, sifted through it and made sense of it. Then I shall make a probably wrong but we live in hope arrest.

iz zink zu izzzz a brilliant detectz zat eezzzz brillantz


Cheers doll. Don't think flattery will get you out of one of my very thorough probin's though.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Oh really my lovely vowel stealin russian? So what did Mr Potato Head really think of Tone?

 

can no one spell Tony round here

 

I think there are so many spare vowels flying around me love, that people are just using them willy nilly. 

Willet Fry
Originally Posted by Candy Capish:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Oh really my lovely vowel stealin russian? So what did Mr Potato Head really think of Tone?

 

can no one spell Tony round here


It's alright sugar, he'll probably have to squint to read it, he'll never know.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

I don't think he wanted his young sister cramping his style

 

That'll be a no then will it?

well he didn't exactly say no but to be fair, I don't think he wanted me hanging around.  I had the idea that he was up to something well dodgy so he was

FM
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Mo:
Originally Posted by Billy:

Hey Mo - While its all nice and quiet here - Perhaps you can tell me came all the way over from Ireland to visit Spudsy. Hmm Just between the 2 of us eh 

well just between us ye understand, I came over, paid with my own money because Spudsy, Lord Almighty bless his soul, was hinting heavily in letters home that all was not right here.  So being the dutiful sister that I am, I thought he needed a bit of my brains in the family business so to speak.  I thought I'd ask him if he needed my assistance and it was an opportunity to get out of that kip of hole back home


So, was Spudsy pleased to see you?

I don't think he wanted his young sister cramping his style

 

That'll be a no then will it?

Style?Style?? He didn't know he meaning of the word. Style is my second name..

James

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