She's partial to a game of Russian roulette....and her and Spuds both have a long axe. 

Nah - i hadn't seez heeem - he woz deed when the time to mmmet came

that barsteward had me working all the hours god spent digging spuds in the field and narey a penny in payment so I took what I considered to be my wages when the old coot was stocious on the floor - nothin wrong with that in my book - sure the old fella would have just piddled it in the pub any how

Did you take his pants off regardless when you got there? A hole in his head not enough to stop you once you'd got your mind set on his long axe huh? 

zznazzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

llllllllllllllllllloong axxxe - wat zeee mean - i perform putting ze legzz over zeee 'ead - it szzz classic  for ze spusy

There seems to be a feathery theme building round 'ere Billy.  I's getting all suspicious like.

That jumped up chef Sam Annella likes his birds by all accounts...and he's been mighty quiet up to now. 

zznazzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

we got to look for some clues...my Tony is doing his head in.  

So far we have Spudsy dead with his kegs off, a potato and knife. A Russian catholic slapper that had a date with him and nothing much else. I have a salon appointment tomorrow and a shopping trip planned, we need to solve this sharpish

Looks like I'll have no option but to extend my stay here - I was hoping to but not under these circumstances.  In fact I was hoping to stay permanently but now I just don't know

I have the most awful headache - could anyone kindly call me a Joe maxi so I can go back to my hotel and rest for a while?

and they call me a flapper

why did you put a bullet through his head Bella, seems you where that last one who had a date with him...unless you and the penguin are in cahoots?

I can add a few bits to that Candy sweetheart  

We also have some bird dressed up as penguin, another with an obsession about axes, a long lost sister with an accent only slightly easier to decipher than the Slovakian princess. 

We'll have it solved in no time me love.  

Mebbe you should take the Slovakian princess with you to the salon, she could do with a bit of dolling up.  

I can add a few bits to that Candy sweetheart  

We also have some bird dressed up as penguin, another with an obsession about axes, a long lost sister with an accent only slightly easier to decipher than the Slovakian princess. 

We'll have it solved in no time me love.  

Mebbe you should take the Slovakian princess with you to the salon, she could do with a bit of dolling up.  

tough, that stupid women cop said we are here to stay until its solved...

eet wazn't me ze zilly nnneett

I just know you will darlin

Don't know if they will be able to do anything at the salon with the Slovakian princess, they like a challenge though

Hey Toni! A Little respect here!

and you're gonna deny it anyway *fawns*

well I'm going over there to have a snooze so if she needs me, you'll know where I am won't ya

Hey Toni! A Little respect here!

I've just lost my best customer here!

I'm quiet because I'm in morning

Borkty bork bork......kapeesh!

surrounded by eejits - it's mourning yer puss filled boil   Jaysus is there anyone with the brains they were born with?

I eeezzeee - i 'az a PHD in performing arts from zeee oxford univerzeety

That Oxford must be full of foreign dames with dodgy accents. 

and rowers

who are useless and couldn't beat Cambridge

surrounded by eejits - it's mourning yer puss filled boil   Jaysus is there anyone with the brains they were born with?

wonder what time we will get out of this joint, I have washing to do...the amount of stuff I have to launder off my Tony is unbelievable, I'm an expert now good job he likes to keep me looking nice, I wouldn't have time, but my Tony likes to treat me to shopping and the salon and I am going to miss my appointment and I wanna look nice for my man

Awww...don't you be worrying your pretty little head Candy  

If ya miss your appointment I wills just take me glasses off. Sorted  

aww you're just a sweetie...that's why I luv ya darlin

vot about mee ieezzze dustrot

you can a have a *fawn*

vot about mee ieezzze dustrot

tough, that stupid women cop said we are here to stay until its solved...

wonder what time we will get out of this joint, I have washing to do...the amount of stuff I have to launder off my Tony is unbelievable, I'm an expert now good job he likes to keep me looking nice, I wouldn't have time, but my Tony likes to treat me to shopping and the salon and I am going to miss my appointment and I wanna look nice for my man

I hope that's only clothes ya launderin there, missy.

I only do legal.... me and Tony are straight I tell ya