Sam...Are you really a chef? And is your tache real or fake? Why were you so scared of Spudsy?
I'm a great chef 
Don't blame me cos ya can't eat adult food 
Yes it's a real fake 'tache!
I wasn't scared of Spudsy, it's that blind get that worries me *points at Toni*
I get it now...your kneecaps weren't what you were worried about 
I was in the toilet blowing chunks 
That wine must have been off
Bella...did Spudsy ever tell you that Billy knew his secret too? And did you get to see Spudsy on the night he died, like he asked in the note?
No spudzy nezer mentioned that Billy knew about hiz zecret to me.
no i did not zee Spudzy zat night - he invited me to ze arty coz be luzzed me but I zas unuzually late zo when Zi arrived ze hadz beenz szhot
So when did you get the necklace then?
When Spudsy was murdered, I was out in the garden smoking on a pipe 
Bella...did Spudsy ever tell you that Billy knew his secret too? And did you get to see Spudsy on the night he died, like he asked in the note?
No spudzy nezer mentioned that Billy knew about hiz zecret to me.
no i did not zee Spudzy zat night - he invited me to ze arty coz be luzzed me but I zas unuzually late zo when Zi arrived ze hadz beenz szhot
So when did you get the necklace then?
I zink ze day before - ze zaid zis iz for you my leetle sexxee laddee besst looker in ze room -
When Spudsy was murdered, I was out in the garden smoking on a pipe
LOL
Bella...did Spudsy ever tell you that Billy knew his secret too? And did you get to see Spudsy on the night he died, like he asked in the note?
No spudzy nezer mentioned that Billy knew about hiz zecret to me.
no i did not zee Spudzy zat night - he invited me to ze arty coz be luzzed me but I zas unuzually late zo when Zi arrived ze hadz beenz szhot
So when did you get the necklace then?
I zink ze day before - ze zaid zis iz for you my leetle sexxee laddee besst looker in ze room -
it couldn't have been the day before because I saw it on Spudsy's desk the day he was murdered ye liar
I was in the toilet blowing chunks
That wine must have been off
Was Bella with you? 
When Spudsy was murdered, I was out in the garden smoking on a pipe
LOL
bad for the oul lungs I know but sure we only live once 
iz ze oaf tony zere???
he'll be in the wrong room 
Bella...did Spudsy ever tell you that Billy knew his secret too? And did you get to see Spudsy on the night he died, like he asked in the note?
No spudzy nezer mentioned that Billy knew about hiz zecret to me.
no i did not zee Spudzy zat night - he invited me to ze arty coz be luzzed me but I zas unuzually late zo when Zi arrived ze hadz beenz szhot
So when did you get the necklace then?
I zink ze day before - ze zaid zis iz for you my leetle sexxee laddee besst looker in ze room -
it couldn't have been the day before because I saw it on Spudsy's desk the day he was murdered ye liar
zi izzzz not ze liar - maybee it waz ze morning of zat day - look ze oirsih tart - Zi iz not ze keeller and not ze liar
iz ze oaf tony zere???
he'll be in the wrong room
Slurts Pina Colada all over
iz ze oaf tony zere???
he'll be in the wrong room
When Spuds was murdered, I was tucking into Sam’s juicy meatballs in the kitchen.
I was in the toilet blowing chunks
That wine must have been off
Was Bella with you?
yez I waz - I waz holding his chef's cap while he waz being zick - zat iz zy i voz late - I zelt zorry zor sam
iz ze oaf tony zere???
he'll be in the wrong room
Probably talkin to a painting or somethin.
When Spuds was murdered, I was tucking into Sam’s juicy meatballs in the kitchen.
Crosses legs
iz ze oaf tony zere???
he'll be in the wrong room
Probably talkin to a painting or somethin.
hope he doesn't try to shag it, we could be here a while
I was in the toilet blowing chunks
That wine must have been off
Was Bella with you?
yez I waz - I waz holding his chef's cap while he waz being zick - zat iz zy i voz late - I zelt zorry zor sam
Late for what?
When Spuds was murdered, I was tucking into Sam’s juicy meatballs in the kitchen.
I told ya's days ago, he's always in the kitchen at parties
iz ze oaf tony zere???
he'll be in the wrong room
Probably talkin to a painting or somethin.
hope he doesn't try to shag it, we could be here a while
zell he doz ezeryzing else
iz ze oaf tony zere???
he'll be in the wrong room
Probably talkin to a painting or somethin.
hope he doesn't try to shag it, we could be here a while
Oh god! Think of the paper cuts on his todger 
I was in the toilet blowing chunks
That wine must have been off
Was Bella with you?
yez I waz - I waz holding his chef's cap while he waz being zick - zat iz zy i voz late - I zelt zorry zor sam
Late for what?
ze party
iz ze oaf tony zere???
he'll be in the wrong room
Probably talkin to a painting or somethin.
hope he doesn't try to shag it, we could be here a while
Oh god! Think of the paper cuts on his todger
I was in the toilet blowing chunks
That wine must have been off
Was Bella with you?
When Spuds was murdered, I was tucking into Sam’s juicy meatballs in the kitchen.
I told ya's days ago, he's always in the kitchen at parties
As long as he hasn't wound up there instead of the bog.
hope he doesn't try to shag it, we could be here a while
zell he doz ezeryzing else
eh? and what's that supposed to mean, don't you make things up about my Tony
I was in the toilet blowing chunks
That wine must have been off
Was Bella with you?
Well? Was she?
hope he doesn't try to shag it, we could be here a while
Oh god! Think of the paper cuts on his todger
*runs for plasters* 
I was in the toilet blowing chunks
That wine must have been off
Was Bella with you?
yez I waz - I waz holding his chef's cap while he waz being zick - zat iz zy i voz late - I zelt zorry zor sam
Could you ever love a fat Swedish/Italian chef?
zi izzzz not ze liar - maybee it waz ze morning of zat day - look ze oirsih tart - Zi iz not ze keeller and not ze liar
I am not a tart and if ye don't shut up you'll be slinking without your knee caps
I am not a tart and if ye don't shut up you'll be slinking without your knee caps
you are so threatening Mo
zi izzzz not ze liar - maybee it waz ze morning of zat day - look ze oirsih tart - Zi iz not ze keeller and not ze liar
I am not a tart and if ye don't shut up you'll be slinking without your knee caps
Just don't get Tone to knee cap her of she'll end up with a chuff bigger than yours.
zi izzzz not ze liar - maybee it waz ze morning of zat day - look ze oirsih tart - Zi iz not ze keeller and not ze liar
I am not a tart and if ye don't shut up you'll be slinking without your knee caps
Wanna be my body guard Mo???
When Spuds was murdered, I was tucking into Sam’s juicy meatballs in the kitchen.
I was in the toilet blowing chunks
That wine must have been off
Was Bella with you?
yez I waz - I waz holding his chef's cap while he waz being zick - zat iz zy i voz late - I zelt zorry zor sam
Could you ever love a fat Swedish/Italian chef?
But was she with you, you caterpiller wearing eejit?
zi izzzz not ze liar - maybee it waz ze morning of zat day - look ze oirsih tart - Zi iz not ze keeller and not ze liar
I am not a tart and if ye don't shut up you'll be slinking without your knee caps
zuzzup moo
zi izzzz not ze liar - maybee it waz ze morning of zat day - look ze oirsih tart - Zi iz not ze keeller and not ze liar
I am not a tart and if ye don't shut up you'll be slinking without your knee caps
Wanna be my body guard Mo???
I think ye'll be finding it'll be the other way round 
I was in the toilet blowing chunks
That wine must have been off
Was Bella with you?
yez I waz - I waz holding his chef's cap while he waz being zick - zat iz zy i voz late - I zelt zorry zor sam
Could you ever love a fat Swedish/Italian chef?
But was she with you, you caterpiller wearing eejit?
My head was down the toilet,, there could have been a marching band in there for all I knew
