Murder by the Mob

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XochiMember Memoriam

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

oh my lordy.... Spudsy is dead *the flapper flaps her eyelashes*

have some respect for the deid and keep yer fluttering to yerself ya shleeveen

now there's a novelty, a penguin with an Irish accent....

I was at a fancy dress party so I was, and forgot to take my outfit off - so away with your sneering

its not a time for sneering, you tart... Spudsy's dead and you're coming in here like a pissed penguin and banging on

ya flipping oinseach amn't I after being his younger sister - surely be to Jaysus I have the right to be upset

Am I allowed to accuse you of the murder Mo? You are Mo Malone, of the Malone mob and you stand to inherit his crime empire. You also now have total rights to potato distribution so that you can dominate the fish and chips empire you have failed to establish due to your brother. Yes. You, Molly Malone with her wheelbarrow of cockles and mussels!

4/1/1312:49 PM

JamesMember

Is there a plot to lose here cos I tink i lost it

4/1/1312:51 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Oh Candy, my dear, as you can see, i am very much all in one bit and the only dick around here is the one growing on lover boys' face.

By the way, you're obviously not called Candy cos you're sweet, so it must be because anyone can buy you for a cent.

Karma ya hussy....the Irish traffic cop on the corner will solve this before you do...he doesn't lie down on the job

That's cos he is propped up at the bar. If he moved, he would be flat on his back. Besides, the Irish haven't shown us that they are exactly bright, have they? I mean, one of them turned up here dressed as a bloody penguin. A Penguin!

would ye give over woman - sure didn't I explain Mickey the Mouse took me to a fancy dress party and I arrived back in the middle of things - might have been a bit ossified tis true but do ye think I walk around as a penguin permanently?

Ya never can tell. So many people pretend to be someone they are not, don't they?

and ye know this because ye do it yerself?

Oh no, I am very much me.

4/1/1312:51 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Mebbe thats what 'appened Miss Brator!

Someone sneaked in 'ere dressed as a penguin, and bumped off the boss! I'd have to squint pretty darn hard to tell the difference between a penguin and half the suits in this town.

*squints suspiciously at the bosses sister*

At last! Someone who is more mentally challenged than me.

zat eezn't deeeeficult

4/1/1312:51 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Billy:

Is there a plot to lose here cos I tink i lost it

my Tony will help ya...he can sort out anything

4/1/1312:52 PM

JamesMember

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

oh my lordy.... Spudsy is dead *the flapper flaps her eyelashes*

have some respect for the deid and keep yer fluttering to yerself ya shleeveen

now there's a novelty, a penguin with an Irish accent....

I was at a fancy dress party so I was, and forgot to take my outfit off - so away with your sneering

its not a time for sneering, you tart... Spudsy's dead and you're coming in here like a pissed penguin and banging on

ya flipping oinseach amn't I after being his younger sister - surely be to Jaysus I have the right to be upset

I'll go along wif that.. sorted.

4/1/1312:52 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

oh my lordy.... Spudsy is dead *the flapper flaps her eyelashes*

have some respect for the deid and keep yer fluttering to yerself ya shleeveen

now there's a novelty, a penguin with an Irish accent....

I was at a fancy dress party so I was, and forgot to take my outfit off - so away with your sneering

its not a time for sneering, you tart... Spudsy's dead and you're coming in here like a pissed penguin and banging on

ya flipping oinseach amn't I after being his younger sister - surely be to Jaysus I have the right to be upset

I knew there was something dodgy about that bird

4/1/1312:52 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

ah so you're not just brawn, ye have a brain as well

and spoken for

Yeah, sorry Mo..... me and Candy are newly weds.

Me, Candy and Spuds. Me two bestest friends. The terrible trio.

God I'm gonna miss him!

4/1/1312:53 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

oh my lordy.... Spudsy is dead *the flapper flaps her eyelashes*

have some respect for the deid and keep yer fluttering to yerself ya shleeveen

now there's a novelty, a penguin with an Irish accent....

I was at a fancy dress party so I was, and forgot to take my outfit off - so away with your sneering

its not a time for sneering, you tart... Spudsy's dead and you're coming in here like a pissed penguin and banging on

ya flipping oinseach amn't I after being his younger sister - surely be to Jaysus I have the right to be upset

Am I allowed to accuse you of the murder Mo? You are Mo Malone, of the Malone mob and you stand to inherit his crime empire. You also now have total rights to potato distribution so that you can dominate the fish and chips empire you have failed to establish due to your brother. Yes. You, Molly Malone with her wheelbarrow of cockles and mussels!

Jesus, Mary and Holy St Joseph are ye mad woman? I do not stroll down streets broad and narrow, crying cockles and mussels alive alive-o sure I'm a wee slip of a girl just out of pigtails and experiencing life for the first time tis very hard in the old country what with the grinding poverty but my poor ole da unknowingly donated a few pennies a week to my American fund and here I am

4/1/1312:53 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

ah so you're not just brawn, ye have a brain as well

and spoken for

Yeah, sorry Mo..... me and Candy are newly weds.

Me, Candy and Spuds. Me two bestest friends. The terrible trio.

God I'm gonna miss him!

crying into tissue emoticon

awww Tony I'll always be here darlin...that little accident you had with the gun missed me didn't it, that shows we were meant to be together

4/1/1312:56 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

oh my lordy.... Spudsy is dead *the flapper flaps her eyelashes*

have some respect for the deid and keep yer fluttering to yerself ya shleeveen

now there's a novelty, a penguin with an Irish accent....

I was at a fancy dress party so I was, and forgot to take my outfit off - so away with your sneering

its not a time for sneering, you tart... Spudsy's dead and you're coming in here like a pissed penguin and banging on

ya flipping oinseach amn't I after being his younger sister - surely be to Jaysus I have the right to be upset

Yup, that'll do.

See ya.

4/1/1312:57 PM

Former Member

4/1/1312:57 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

oh my lordy.... Spudsy is dead *the flapper flaps her eyelashes*

have some respect for the deid and keep yer fluttering to yerself ya shleeveen

now there's a novelty, a penguin with an Irish accent....

I was at a fancy dress party so I was, and forgot to take my outfit off - so away with your sneering

its not a time for sneering, you tart... Spudsy's dead and you're coming in here like a pissed penguin and banging on

ya flipping oinseach amn't I after being his younger sister - surely be to Jaysus I have the right to be upset

Jesus, Mary and Holy St Joseph are ye mad woman? I do not stroll down streets broad and narrow, crying cockles and mussels alive alive-o sure I'm a wee slip of a girl just out of pigtails and experiencing life for the first time tis very hard in the old country what with the grinding poverty but my poor ole da unknowingly donated a few pennies a week to my American fund and here I am

You robbed him, you mean. You're a bad'un just like your brother!

4/1/1312:57 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

ah so you're not just brawn, ye have a brain as well

and spoken for

Yeah, sorry Mo..... me and Candy are newly weds.

Me, Candy and Spuds. Me two bestest friends. The terrible trio.

God I'm gonna miss him!

crying into tissue emoticon

awww Tony I'll always be here darlin...that little accident you had with the gun missed me didn't it, that shows we were meant to be together

There's a clue in there somewhere, isn't there?

4/1/1312:58 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

*squints*

I dunno who you are, where you came from,..... *squints* what you look like ..... or how you managed to gatecrash this party with all those police guarding all the exits...

... but if you're right, and that slip of girl Mo dun this terrible crime, I may have to forget me morals, grit me teeth, take me glasses off, and hit a woman for the first time in me life.

I will be avenging the bosses death, as soon as I knows whose dun it.

4/1/1312:58 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

oh my lordy.... Spudsy is dead *the flapper flaps her eyelashes*

have some respect for the deid and keep yer fluttering to yerself ya shleeveen

now there's a novelty, a penguin with an Irish accent....

I was at a fancy dress party so I was, and forgot to take my outfit off - so away with your sneering

its not a time for sneering, you tart... Spudsy's dead and you're coming in here like a pissed penguin and banging on

ya flipping oinseach amn't I after being his younger sister - surely be to Jaysus I have the right to be upset

Yup, that'll do.

See ya.

You can have this one on me Vi.

4/1/1312:58 PM

JamesMember

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

4/1/1312:59 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

ah so you're not just brawn, ye have a brain as well

and spoken for

Yeah, sorry Mo..... me and Candy are newly weds.

Me, Candy and Spuds. Me two bestest friends. The terrible trio.

God I'm gonna miss him!

crying into tissue emoticon

awww Tony I'll always be here darlin...that little accident you had with the gun missed me didn't it, that shows we were meant to be together

There's a clue in there somewhere, isn't there?

straws = grasping

4/1/1312:59 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

crying into tissue emoticon

awww Tony I'll always be here darlin...that little accident you had with the gun missed me didn't it, that shows we were meant to be together

There's a clue in there somewhere, isn't there?

*squints*

4/1/1312:59 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

*squints*

I dunno who you are, where you came from,..... *squints* what you look like ..... or how you managed to gatecrash this party with all those police guarding all the exits...

... but if you're right, and that slip of girl Mo dun this terrible crime, I may have to forget me morals, grit me teeth, take me glasses off, and hit a woman for the first time in me life.

I will be avenging the bosses death, as soon as I knows whose dun it.

trying to divert the attention away from yerself are ye? Well me laddo t'won't work with me - I know guilty when I sees it - seeing being the operative word so it is

4/1/131:00 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

*squints*

I dunno who you are, where you came from,..... *squints* what you look like ..... or how you managed to gatecrash this party with all those police guarding all the exits...

... but if you're right, and that slip of girl Mo dun this terrible crime, I may have to forget me morals, grit me teeth, take me glasses off, and hit a woman for the first time in me life.

I will be avenging the bosses death, as soon as I knows whose dun it.

Ooops. Sorry Bulging Biceps. I'll take my theories off to Sam's instead.

4/1/131:00 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

Not Jesus, not Mary, not Joseph..... XOCHI!!

Your eyesight is worse than mine Bing.

4/1/131:00 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

ya amadan aren't they the blessed holy family we kaffolicks pray ta

4/1/131:01 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

*squints*

I dunno who you are, where you came from,..... *squints* what you look like ..... or how you managed to gatecrash this party with all those police guarding all the exits...

... but if you're right, and that slip of girl Mo dun this terrible crime, I may have to forget me morals, grit me teeth, take me glasses off, and hit a woman for the first time in me life.

I will be avenging the bosses death, as soon as I knows whose dun it.

you've had a few near misses darling...the milk lady the other week you mistook for Ducky the Dude....I hate black coffee, she ain't been back since you parted her hair

4/1/131:02 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

Ooops. Sorry Bulging Biceps. I'll take my theories off to Sam's instead.

Don't let me run you out of town Miss

I've forgotten me manners. Ignore me, I'm just a bit wound up about me mates demise and all that. Here, have a drink on the house.

4/1/131:02 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

ya amadan aren't they the blessed holy family we kaffolicks pray ta

i eeezzeeeee a russian kaffolick - spudsy and me we go axk zeee looong vay

4/1/131:05 PM

JamesMember

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

ya amadan aren't they the blessed holy family we kaffolicks pray ta

Hmmm people that pray usually are in trouble and need help...

4/1/131:05 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Bella:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

ya amadan aren't they the blessed holy family we kaffolicks pray ta

i eeezzeeeee a russian kaffolick - spudsy and me we go axk zeee looong vay

4/1/131:05 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

spudsy wozzz escorting ve tonight i wozzz due to giz him ze preevate show

4/1/131:06 PM

JamesMember

Originally Posted by Bella:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

ya amadan aren't they the blessed holy family we kaffolicks pray ta

i eeezzeeeee a russian kaffolick - spudsy and me we go axk zeee looong vay

Sits and works that one out

4/1/131:06 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

You robbed him, you mean. You're a bad'un just like your brother!

that barsteward had me working all the hours god spent digging spuds in the field and narey a penny in payment so I took what I considered to be my wages when the old coot was stocious on the floor - nothin wrong with that in my book - sure the old fella would have just piddled it in the pub any how

4/1/131:07 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:

Ooops. Sorry Bulging Biceps. I'll take my theories off to Sam's instead.

Don't let me run you out of town Miss

I've forgotten me manners. Ignore me, I'm just a bit wound up about me mates demise and all that. Here, have a drink on the house.

I eeezee pRT OF ZE GANG - ME AND ZE SPUSY WERE TIGHT AS TIGHT - HE ADORHED ME

4/1/131:07 PM

JamesMember

Originally Posted by Bella:

spudsy wozzz escorting ve tonight i wozzz due to giz him ze preevate show

Sounds ta me like the show already started before ya shot him.Off wif his Keks! let the show begin BANG!

4/1/131:08 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Billy:

Originally Posted by Bella:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

ya amadan aren't they the blessed holy family we kaffolicks pray ta

i eeezzeeeee a russian kaffolick - spudsy and me we go axk zeee looong vay

Sits and works that one out

PAH - zeeeees fick*haughty look*

4/1/131:08 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Billy:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

ya amadan aren't they the blessed holy family we kaffolicks pray ta

Hmmm people that pray usually are in trouble and need help...

do ye know Oirish people at all? Sure we're always taking the Lord and his family's name in vain *crosses self*

4/1/131:09 PM

Emily AirheadMember

we got to look for some clues...my Tony is doing his head in.

So far we have Spudsy dead with his kegs off, a potato and knife. A Russian catholic slapper that had a date with him and nothing much else. I have a salon appointment tomorrow and a shopping trip planned, we need to solve this sharpish

4/1/131:09 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Billy:

Originally Posted by Bella:

spudsy wozzz escorting ve tonight i wozzz due to giz him ze preevate show

Sounds ta me like the show already started before ya shot him.Off wif his Keks! let the show begin BANG!

Nah - i hadn't seez heeem - he woz deed when the time to mmmet came

4/1/131:10 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Billy:

Originally Posted by Bella:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

ya amadan aren't they the blessed holy family we kaffolicks pray ta

i eeezzeeeee a russian kaffolick - spudsy and me we go axk zeee looong vay

Sits and works that one out

She's partial to a game of Russian roulette....and her and Spuds both have a long axe.

4/1/131:10 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Billy:

Originally Posted by Mo:

Originally Posted by Billy:

Who are these new peeps, Jesus, Mary and Joseph??

ya amadan aren't they the blessed holy family we kaffolicks pray ta

Hmmm people that pray usually are in trouble and need help...

do ye know Oirish people at all? Sure we're always taking the Lord and his family's name in vain *crosses self*

I luubbbzz ze oiieezzzzzzzz

4/1/131:10 PM

JamesMember

So Candy didn't do it - Crosses name off list (throws em of the scent)

4/1/131:11 PM

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