on second thoughts sweetpea

I won;t have to my honeybunch if you keep whacking the right guys, you gotta sharpen up your aim honey bunch

*phew*

zi am gozing for zum vodka teezz ze crazzzy zin zere

tis running like clockwork

Right. Ok. Scrap the Henchman Advanced Studies 101..... I'll sign meself up for a few sessions on the shooting range then.  

I reckons if I squint extra hard, I can manage to face the right way this time.  

RIP the shooting range receptionist.

ha ha ha yer so funny so ye are   I think you're a little tapped in the heid

I say this carefully so your ickle wickle brain understands it

Spudsy was a no-good, lazy, selfish, big-headed, ugly crook and I'm at a loss as to why everyone thought he was so great.  But he was my brother, so no I didn’t kill him.

Why did you come over to the US if it weren't to kill Spudsy Moo?

Ya got that right  

Candy, do you remember sayin that Billy was partial to cross dressin? Well can you back this up or is it another useless piece of information?

Candy, do you remember sayin that Billy was partial to cross dressin? Well can you back this up or is it another useless piece of information?

ze woz - ze keptz zis gun in ze garter

I said that at the very beginning Vi, he just looked the type...like deja vu

Why did you come over to the US if it weren't to kill Spudsy Moo?

How do you know?

Oh right.

Bugger.

I zoz zere wiz him - he kiked me in ze basques zen he would put zem onz

I zoz zere wiz him - he kiked me in ze basques zen he would put zem onz

Saggy udders leakin milk everywhere and a hole a man can lose his arm in.

*thwacks Sam and pulls his moustache*

Well if ye must know, it was my plan to kill Spudsy as I'd always dreamed he’d die by my hand. But alas, someone else whacked him off before I got there so depriving me of that pleasure.

However, calling me Moo could mean you're a very good replacement

Who, Billy?

 nooooooooooooooooooooo spudzy zu dimwitz

I was very careful not to use the word "off " with the word "whacked" earlier.  

Just whens we got ourselves back on track..... Bella Brainlezz comes and confuddles the lot of us. 

BILLY not SPUDSY!!! 

Saggy udders leakin milk everywhere and a hole a man can lose his arm in.

zooopsssss - nezer mond ze proz deeos zas wellz - Zi zill try zim out

shut your hole you bouzzie puss face

zi woz zust goingz zu delete - Zi lubbz causing ze chaoszzz

shut your hole you bouzzie puss face

I was very careful not to use the word "off " with the word "whacked" earlier.  

Is that a Slovakian insult Moo? 

I remembered to cross it out too

Is that a Slovakian insult Moo? 

Bella, shut it, I can't see for tears

  this is my deid brother we're talking about

The deid brother you intended to whack, Moo. So don't be going all prim on us.  

sammmmmmmmmmmmmm - ze questionz

zar zu planning to zerve ze new potato drink in zour restaurant ??