gerrout of it yer glass jawed we all know you couldn't hit sand if ye fell off a camel
And we all know you didn't come over 'ere out of the kindness of ya heart to simply catch up with ya poor brother Spudsy. 
How comes you were always borrowing money off him 'eh? Do you not have anys of ya own?
And I didn'ts see ya trying to make any the honest way either. Bartending, waitressing, stripping.....nah, you'd rather just sponge off ya long lost family. 
shut yer mouth ya gob sh*te 
I tried some of Spudsy new potato alcohol drink, I always get happy when I've been drinking, you sure know how to change my mood 
are ye trying to imply it was so potent it was mind changing 
I'm saying its good stuff, even though your bro didn't invent it 
gerrout of it yer glass jawed we all know you couldn't hit sand if ye fell off a camel
And we all know you didn't come over 'ere out of the kindness of ya heart to simply catch up with ya poor brother Spudsy.
How comes you were always borrowing money off him 'eh? Do you not have anys of ya own?
And I didn'ts see ya trying to make any the honest way either. Bartending, waitressing, stripping.....nah, you'd rather just sponge off ya long lost family.
yeah what my Tony said, ya Irish trollop 
Candy, did Spudsy ever ask you to leave Tone and be his Mrs Potato Head?
More likely that he asked Toni to leave Candy and become his Mr Potato Head 
Mo, me lovely Oirish bog monster, where did you get the money to come here? Was it yours, did ya Dad set up and America Fund for ya or did ya just steal it?
And what made you decide to blow up the restaurant? Why that particular place?
Can't think why i asked for a Rhino?? But the Teddy makes sense.
So, this bar you were workin when you met Spudsy. Was it a Drag Bar? Did you have to dress up too? It has been hinted at, ya know.
Oh yeah, was Spudsy a bi-spud or not? Are you?
Did you discover his body and remove items from the scene to keep his secret a secret?
What is there not to understand?!
OK OK I can see you are not gonna let me off here
The bar was just a bar nothing sinister. The only drags were on fags
If Spuds was a Bi he did not tell me Vi
I did not discover his body
Thats it Vi
Candy, did Spudsy ever ask you to leave Tone and be his Mrs Potato Head?
More likely that he asked Toni to leave Candy and become his Mr Potato Head
noooooooooooooo !
And we all know you didn't come over 'ere out of the kindness of ya heart to simply catch up with ya poor brother Spudsy.
How comes you were always borrowing money off him 'eh? Do you not have anys of ya own?
And I didn'ts see ya trying to make any the honest way either. Bartending, waitressing, stripping.....nah, you'd rather just sponge off ya long lost family.
Are ye a few pints short of a milk churn?
For your information squinty I do have money, just not as much as Spudsy had.
Besides, unlike my brother, I have to spend all my money on our sainted mammy back home and my fifteen kids. Sure Spudsy didn’t have that problem, he kept his pennies to himself when he wasn't spending it on his floozies and be the look of it, his rather strange dressing habits
Are ye a few pints short of a milk churn?
For your information squinty I do have money, just not as much as Spudsy had.
Besides, unlike my brother, I have to spend all my money on our sainted mammy back home and my fifteen kids. Sure Spudsy didn’t have that problem, he kept his pennies to himself when he wasn't spending it on his floozies and be the look of it, his rather strange dressing habits
dear god, I think I've just tripped up over your uterus
And we all know you didn't come over 'ere out of the kindness of ya heart to simply catch up with ya poor brother Spudsy.
How comes you were always borrowing money off him 'eh? Do you not have anys of ya own?
And I didn'ts see ya trying to make any the honest way either. Bartending, waitressing, stripping.....nah, you'd rather just sponge off ya long lost family.
Are ye a few pints short of a milk churn?
For your information squinty I do have money, just not as much as Spudsy had.
Besides, unlike my brother, I have to spend all my money on our sainted mammy back home and my fifteen kids. Sure Spudsy didn’t have that problem, he kept his pennies to himself when he wasn't spending it on his floozies and be the look of it, his rather strange dressing habits
So where's Mr Mo? Is he here? Was there one?
Or did you just cock up too
You has FIFTEEN kids!
No wonder you look rough.
Mo, me lovely Oirish bog monster, where did you get the money to come here? Was it yours, did ya Dad set up and America Fund for ya or did ya just steal it?
And what made you decide to blow up the restaurant? Why that particular place?
All I'll say is men think they're the only enforcers in the world but by gawd they didn't reckon on myself Mo Down I liberated some of my money from my oul man 
sure he'd live in your left ear and grow spuds in your right , daddy stole it off the barsteward donated some and I did a few jobs to get it. The fact that places seemed to burn down after I'd left them is purely coincidental
Are ye a few pints short of a milk churn?
For your information squinty I do have money, just not as much as Spudsy had.
Besides, unlike my brother, I have to spend all my money on our sainted mammy back home and my fifteen kids. Sure Spudsy didn’t have that problem, he kept his pennies to himself when he wasn't spending it on his floozies and be the look of it, his rather strange dressing habits
dear god, I think I've just tripped up over your uterus
Have Tena been invented yet? Her pelvic floor is going to be ruined.
Are ye a few pints short of a milk churn?
For your information squinty I do have money, just not as much as Spudsy had.
Besides, unlike my brother, I have to spend all my money on our sainted mammy back home and my fifteen kids. Sure Spudsy didn’t have that problem, he kept his pennies to himself when he wasn't spending it on his floozies and be the look of it, his rather strange dressing habits
dear god, I think I've just tripped up over your uterus
sure I've only had 4 pregnancies - tree sets of quads and triplets 
don't you wish you were as slim and hot like me after 15 kids
dear god, I think I've just tripped up over your uterus
Have Tena been invented yet? Her pelvic floor is going to be ruined.
you should be looking for clues, get forensics, there must be a snail trail all over this bloody building
You has FIFTEEN kids!
No wonder you look rough.
ye can't see yer nose in front of you yer squinty eyed puss boil you only wish Candy looked as hot as me after 15 kids
Are ye a few pints short of a milk churn?
For your information squinty I do have money, just not as much as Spudsy had.
Besides, unlike my brother, I have to spend all my money on our sainted mammy back home and my fifteen kids. Sure Spudsy didn’t have that problem, he kept his pennies to himself when he wasn't spending it on his floozies and be the look of it, his rather strange dressing habits
dear god, I think I've just tripped up over your uterus
I've just had a kebab too!! 
And we all know you didn't come over 'ere out of the kindness of ya heart to simply catch up with ya poor brother Spudsy.
How comes you were always borrowing money off him 'eh? Do you not have anys of ya own?
And I didn'ts see ya trying to make any the honest way either. Bartending, waitressing, stripping.....nah, you'd rather just sponge off ya long lost family.
Are ye a few pints short of a milk churn?
For your information squinty I do have money, just not as much as Spudsy had.
Besides, unlike my brother, I have to spend all my money on our sainted mammy back home and my fifteen kids. Sure Spudsy didn’t have that problem, he kept his pennies to himself when he wasn't spending it on his floozies and be the look of it, his rather strange dressing habits
So where's Mr Mo? Is he here? Was there one?
Or did you just cock up too
Mr Mo is having a rest but then that's nothing new with him
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkk *zee zezee lazee iz zere
dear god, I think I've just tripped up over your uterus
sure I've only had 4 pregnancies - tree sets of quads and triplets
don't you wish you were as slim and hot like me after 15 kids
it must be wider than the Liffey
And we all know you didn't come over 'ere out of the kindness of ya heart to simply catch up with ya poor brother Spudsy.
How comes you were always borrowing money off him 'eh? Do you not have anys of ya own?
And I didn'ts see ya trying to make any the honest way either. Bartending, waitressing, stripping.....nah, you'd rather just sponge off ya long lost family.
Are ye a few pints short of a milk churn?
For your information squinty I do have money, just not as much as Spudsy had.
Besides, unlike my brother, I have to spend all my money on our sainted mammy back home and my fifteen kids. Sure Spudsy didn’t have that problem, he kept his pennies to himself when he wasn't spending it on his floozies and be the look of it, his rather strange dressing habits
So where's Mr Mo? Is he here? Was there one?
Or did you just cock up too
Mr Mo is having a rest but then that's nothing new with him
Is he here though? With tadpoles that potent you could populate the northern bloody hemisphere. Goin for world domination?
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkk *zee zezee lazee iz zere
just when you think things couldn't get more confusing
dear god, I think I've just tripped up over your uterus
sure I've only had 4 pregnancies - tree sets of quads and triplets
don't you wish you were as slim and hot like me after 15 kids
it must be wider than the Liffey
I'll strap a plank to ya arse and you can go in and see if that's where she's stashed the gun.
dear god, I think I've just tripped up over your uterus
sure I've only had 4 pregnancies - tree sets of quads and triplets
don't you wish you were as slim and hot like me after 15 kids
it must be wider than the Liffey
Jaysus, Mary and Joseph de ye think I pushed that many out - ever heard of a caesarian? Cut, grab, sew and the little divils are there beside you squalling and squawking and sounding like Mr Mo himself 
dear god, I think I've just tripped up over your uterus
sure I've only had 4 pregnancies - tree sets of quads and triplets
don't you wish you were as slim and hot like me after 15 kids
it must be wider than the Liffey
I'll strap a plank to ya arse and you can go in and see if that's where she's stashed the gun.
not without snorkels, flippers and a rope strapped to that plank...I don't think I'll need a torch
Is he here though? With tadpoles that potent you could populate the northern bloody hemisphere. Goin for world domination?
no he's resting in Ireland - he'd never leave Ireland and I'd never want him to leave Ireland
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkk *zee zezee lazee iz zere
Hello you little russian ninkompoooooooooooop, it's funny there was no mention of Slovakia or you royal russian blood in the newspaper article, dontcha think?
zi iz zeek oz ziz murder
I zink zat zilly Billy blackmailed zy lubbly spudzy zo he could zake over ze mob
zo zere -I zaid zit
Is he here though? With tadpoles that potent you could populate the northern bloody hemisphere. Goin for world domination?
no he's resting in Ireland - he'd never leave Ireland and I'd never want him to leave Ireland
Bit of a munter, is he?
it must be wider than the Liffey
Jaysus, Mary and Joseph de ye think I pushed that many out - ever heard of a caesarian? Cut, grab, sew and the little divils are there beside you squalling and squawking and sounding like Mr Mo himself
now yer telling porkies again Mo
CANDY Randy Candy where are ye? I've a question to ask ye although you're as useful as an ashtray on a motor cycle - now why were you so happy earlier? Sure she was almost dancing
I don't trust her she'd lie down in a bed of nettles
zi azree - spuzy just humoured her
zi iz zeek oz ziz murder
I zink zat zilly Billy blackmailed zy lubbly spudzy zo he could zake over ze mob
zo zere -I zaid zit
Hey Bella - -Everyone in this busines resorts to blackmail every now and then. But being a blackmailer doesn’t make you a killer!
zi azree - spuzy just humoured her
ze if I carez
zi azree - spuzy just humoured her
ze if I carez
wize you iz zere - do zu know how to uze a gun???
Toneeee - if ze Candee woz zleeping wiz spudzy - why deed you allow itz - weren't you ze jellus???
Can't think why i asked for a Rhino?? But the Teddy makes sense.
What are you trying to hide Billy? Why a Rhino? 
Ahh sorry Sam got side tracked there..
I wanted to see how far Spudsy would go to meet My demands. Besides, I heard they make good pets.
zi azree - spuzy just humoured her
ze if I carez
wize you iz zere - do zu know how to uze a gun???
of course I knows how to use a gun, doesn't most mobsters wives You just point it at the poor schmuck you want to kill and pull the trigger. Everyone knows that.
Is he here though? With tadpoles that potent you could populate the northern bloody hemisphere. Goin for world domination?
no he's resting in Ireland - he'd never leave Ireland and I'd never want him to leave Ireland
Bit of a munter, is he?
no he's a fine figure of a man but let's just say he wasn't the only one that needed a rest
